Chairman Stein

God, Gatling, and Glory [Steampunk/Imperialism NRP]

Somewhere in the industrial sector of Torlargrad In-between the vast smoking pillars of industrial communalism and the 'ever united' working class cultural propaganda rested a multitude of small hovels. Now, the state boasted greatly about their 100% employment and housing programs. However, the conditions of these employments and housings were a different issue. Ivlon was the owner of this specific hovel, one that had the privilege of also housing the only radio for the residence of the small community. At noon, the scheduled break-hour for all industrial workers in Torlargrad, the small hovel would quickly fill with worn industrial labourers, and Ivlon would settle down the grumbling men and turn the radio on for the news... "Greetings Comrades! Today the entire Union cheers for Comrade-Premier Starlings ever growing Elan-Based Northern Birds! The Northern Birds remain the pride in the skies for the working man and the Northern lands. In fact, after the grand display performed by the Northern Bird Brigade for Comrade-Premier Starling, a composition by the Working Men's Choir and Orchestra was performed about our glorious Union airmen! Glory to Comrade Starling! Glory to the Revolutionary Party! Glory to the Central Committee, and glory to the Union!" Perhaps it was the bottles of potato-based alcohol being passed about the space, or perhaps it was simply the booming patriotism and praise that came from the Reporter's voice, but the small hovel became deafening with whoops and hollers praising the North and their revolution. Ivlon knew, of course, that this was nothing more than the muddled minds of tired workers showing the only emotion they could still create in their minds... Blind Patriotism. Before she could think further, however, the radio began to play... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DisPLXjp6cI I was bored and wanted to write something, so I wrote something Orwellian.

God, Gatling, and Glory [Steampunk/Imperialism NRP]

I am going to go hide in the Google Docs corner.

@duck55223

Sorry that Rex and Samebito are being meanies (shame on you two >:/). Make your nation however you so want, hoooowwwweeevveeerrrr..... *Slips wikipedia links under the table* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalmar_Union http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottoman_Empire http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byzantine_Empire http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spain

God, Gatling, and Glory [Steampunk/Imperialism NRP]

Let's all be nice to Duck! He's a GM of a stunningly successful NRP that I cannot help but follow just a teenie-tiny bit. Let him make his own nation! However, I would still be happy to see something less Germanic, we could always use a Anglo Nation or heck, I'd really think a pseudo-Kalmar Union* (Scandinavia) would be interesting. * For anyone that doesn't know; the Kalmar Union was the union of predominantly Danish kings that united Scandinavia in Personal Unions up until the mid 15th century.

God, Gatling, and Glory [Steampunk/Imperialism NRP]

Well you could always just BS stuff based on common tropes. Not everybody have clear-cut analogues (Except of course Honorable Chairman Stein, but he is so goddamn endearing that its okay)

@Commodore Robot

Oh I'm getting so many compliments today. I feel almost as though Mao-Senpai noticed me! Edit: To be fair the AUNS is a mixture of Maoist China and Stalinist Russia. The ideology has a lot of the 'People's War' ideas of Maoism but the more Euro-centric ideas of Stalinism. So imagine it as a weird 1930s Mongolia.

God, Gatling, and Glory [Steampunk/Imperialism NRP]

Duck what the fuck are you playing at? We already have like 4 other pseudo-German nations. I was the FUCKING FIRST PSEUDO-GERMANY, and I had to change to France. Don't fucking make it worse. Please God.

@rextremendum

*Quietly sends the Pseudo-French an alliance offer to protect each-other from Pseudo-Krauts.

God, Gatling, and Glory [Steampunk/Imperialism NRP]

Yes. We do. It's pretty fucking cool. Personally, my favourite one so far.

@rextremendum

Mysterious Mansion of Mystery!

Seven Bumps? Mate... Mate... We gotta talk about your addiction to bumping.

ignore!!

So will this be the first official Ignore RP? We all just sh*tpost in the OOC and make fake character applications... I'd do it.

God, Gatling, and Glory [Steampunk/Imperialism NRP]

Sounds good Rhymer. Now I have the commies AND the aristos knocking down my fucking door.

@rextremendum

To be fair the AUNS is almost on the otherside of the Northern Continent from you.

God, Gatling, and Glory [Steampunk/Imperialism NRP]

As a quick heads up. The area south of Grodland is going to be claimed by yours truly.

@Commodore Robot

I only just now realized almost every nation so far are filthy monarchists or capitalists. SO. MUCH. PURGING. STALIN. OVERLOAD.