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    1. ChickenTeriyaki 8 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Current I won't be able to post for a while. School's driving me crazy, and I need to adapt to my new schedule.
8 yrs ago
I feel like an attention whore sometimes. And I hate it.
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8 yrs ago
Two people hugging each other in a boxing ring. What else can go wrong?
8 yrs ago
I would love to have some fries with that...
8 yrs ago
Did you know that Hitler always had his picture taken by a camera positioned beneath him so that he could look taller?
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Bio

Hello.
I am yet another adolescent struggling on the road to maturity.
Nothing much else.




Doctor: You have a bad case of osteoporosis. I prescribe that you put down that outrageously large sword you're wielding.

Swordsman: DON'T YOU SEE THAT WE ARE ABOUT TO BE EATEN BY A GIANT SPACE MONSTER?


Enjoy your stay. ;)




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kill me

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So apparently there's John. John is a high-school student who owns a katana for some reasons you'll read about. Eventually some event sets his story into motion and he begins wandering around the Hub Planet.

I'd still buy you a Happy Meal if you don't cringe at my "OC".

PS: He is meant to be in the Hub Planet. Whatever it is called.


Edit: Changed the age, changed the theme song, changed the picture (once again)
@HeroicSociopathThanks for the like!
@AshevelendarThanks for the other like!
Superman: *Punches Aquaman into the sky*
-42

+3 because the other boys tried to raise up the number while laughing at my stupidity

-39
OH GOD I AM A MASSIVE DUMBASS

Negative Fourty-Seven


+3 due to my lack of proper common sense

Negative Fourty-Four


Fourty-Nine
@Themerlinhawk
I've already given Nathan some spells, so I guess he's good to go.

I don't know if he should enjoy his morning coffee while Malakaus beats gangsmen up/gets beaten up/dances like an alpaca in front of the unexpecting members of the 40K gang. Probably not.
@Aquanthe I'm a boy. Despite my gruesome lack in muscle.

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You open a portal to Earth, and all sorts of demonic creatures come out. However, it is discovered that if they are exposed to human flesh, they turn into pistachio ice cream. Nobody eats them, since the pistachio ice cream has a nasty amount of cashew nuts in it. Your plan fails ridiculously, and you decide to run a small cigarette shop instead.

I wish that I had telekinetic powers.
Soon, an evil scientist uses some sort of teleforce death ray to send the world's population into a virtual version of the world, so that he can be able to control and shape it at will. He then walks around New York City in his giant robot.

Fortunately, this virtual world counts as a racing game. You ride an airplane into the head of the robot, wherein the mad scientist is stationed. You approach at a faster-than-eyesight speed, and neither do the mad scientist's reflexes nor does the robot's advanced multi-dimensional analysis software catch you. The plane explodes, the mad scientist dies, and you are hailed as a heroic martyr by all.

The power to become more slippery.
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