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    1. ChickenTeriyaki 8 yrs ago

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7 yrs ago
Current I won't be able to post for a while. School's driving me crazy, and I need to adapt to my new schedule.
8 yrs ago
I feel like an attention whore sometimes. And I hate it.
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8 yrs ago
Two people hugging each other in a boxing ring. What else can go wrong?
8 yrs ago
I would love to have some fries with that...
8 yrs ago
Did you know that Hitler always had his picture taken by a camera positioned beneath him so that he could look taller?
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Bio

Hello.
I am yet another adolescent struggling on the road to maturity.
Nothing much else.




Doctor: You have a bad case of osteoporosis. I prescribe that you put down that outrageously large sword you're wielding.

Swordsman: DON'T YOU SEE THAT WE ARE ABOUT TO BE EATEN BY A GIANT SPACE MONSTER?


Enjoy your stay. ;)




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How does it feel knowing the only meaningful things you can say on any subject is about internet politics and philosophy?


Not exactly.

@Rilla

Stuff edited:

  • Power Tiers: I used power tiers to estimate the strength/effectiveness of his techniques and equipment. Assuming that 4 is the highest power tier currently available.
  • Buffs: Added a couple of handy buffs.
  • His abilities are high-end, but his influence isn't really present in the Hub Planet's society.
@Themerlinhawk Here you go.


EDIT: Nathan does not use artificial magic to manipulate plasma anymore, and he is now an agent of Orcorum. Also removed "Symphony of Specters" as a spell.

I'm having trouble thinking for a good supportive spell at the moment. :P

@Rilla ok
How do you feel, understanding that, at your most dire hour, when you need to say something meaningful the most, you're probably going to slip up and post another copy-pasta?


If somebody actually succeeds in urging me to say something meaningful, then you'd have to read an entire paragraph composed of my philosophical ideas and SJW rantage. Hence my title. Trust me, you wouldn't want that.

Channeled magic is any magic which is given to the user from an outside source. This can be a god, an item, or some sort of artificial font of magic.


I'm pretty sure artificial magic counts?

Yeah, I'll nerf him. I'll be removing the Symphony of Specters spell and replace it with something more supportive in battle.
@BrobyDDark

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Saying something unique or interesting is hard.


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@BrobyDDark

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