This thread makes me want to kill each and every single person who contributed to it's awfulness.
Myself included.
AreYouMyMummy said
I win.
Kaga said
Which my brain also associates with "crawling with viruses".
Wayne said
Sounds badass. Me, I'm just a total jackass. I'll go straight into a nest of giant black widows without any proper equipment without batting an eye.
ImANargleHunter said
What if the post was literally never ending? Could something be considered long winded if you can't physically finish it?