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6 yrs ago
Current You won't be laughing.
8 yrs ago
i have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power.
9 yrs ago
Ocean Man, the crust of a tanned man imbibed by the sand. Soaking up the thirst of the land.
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9 yrs ago
Is my enemy's enemy my enemy, or my friend?

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You're really only here to stalk my shit, so just go ahead man. I can't really stop you.

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I don't think you're ready for the level of shit that I can bring.
Divinity gives everyone shit! :D
Sugar cookie status equals praised.
In STONES 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
As Clavic absorbed the information into his skull, no pun intended, his mind suddenly began racing with all sorts of questions which lead to him saying the first thing that came to mind. "That's quite preposterous!" He stopped himself suddenly, remembering who he was speaking to and the company that he was in. "I'm sorry, the outburst was quite uncalled for, but out of all the versions of this story that I've read- and I've read many, I'll tell you- I've never seen any sort of map, or hints toward the location of the City of Ro." He rapped his fingers along the head of one of the skulls on his chest lightly.

"I am by no means calling you a fraud, please don't be cross, I just wonder how in the name of all the gods and goddesses you managed to come to this conclusion." The bone-clad creature paused himself to more calmly form the point that he was trying to get across. "What I mean to say is: How did you get this information, and why do you believe that it is true? As I mentioned earlier, I've read many variations of the story. Which have lead to me believing that it is just that. A story." He carefully articulated, attempting to get across that he wasn't convicting Kettle. Clavic was, rather, questioning the information she'd received about this mythical Seed of Life.
In STONES 9 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Yo, yo, for our next hit, we'll be playing A Post from the Bone Man by the Rolling Bones. Comin' at you live from IMLZ.904.

(I'm so sorry for this joke.)
"I don't have fans, peasant. I have subjects that serve me loyally no matter how I speak to them." Divinity turned her nose upwards at Repageroy, as a sign that he wasn't worth her time. "And I am not spoiled!" She shouted at Pterro, but shushed herself for his little announcer joke. Some newbie had challenged Mez to a battle. No chance he'd win, of course. Out of all the challenges and the battles that Maya had seen Mez face (which weren't that many, as she didn't pay too much attention to him), a surprising amount of none managed to even phase him.

She paid very close attention to the battle before her, whilst grinding her heel into Page's body as if it was simply second nature to her natural functions. "Would it be rude to yell rekt out loud, or send it as a message?" The Queen whispered to Page and Pterro, hoping that the answer would be no.
The Queen decided that talking with her mouth full would be quite the unsophisticated thing to do, so all she did in response to Virtuoso was gesture towards her own chest, then snicker at her friend's attempts to seem better than her. After finishing the meal she had laid out in front of herself (not entirely gorging herself, a queen must be light on her feet), she stood up and stretched her arms before leaning backwards and stretching her arms. "Pterrophos!" She called out loudly through the guild hall, hoping that her naturally carrying voice would catch the attention of the guild leader. "I require something to entertain me!"

While waiting for their "glorious" guild leader to heed her call, Divinity decided that the best thing to do would be to indulge one of the people that had previously come up to her to ask about what the battle was like. She was by no stretch nice about it, but Divinity explained with intense detail what it was like to fight that boss battle.
Not too late to join, we're essentially just starting. .w.
Pterro wasn't full of shit, for once. It was about a minute, maybe, when they were finally compelled to return to the magnificent guild hall for an even more majestic feast. Divinity nearly trampled people trying to be one of the first into the hall for the banquet, but did stop when Pterrophos removed the chairs of Ghesh and Turnit. She hadn't known either of them too well, but the imagery of their chairs being removed was enough to actually illicit an odd pit of the stomach feeling within her. "Now's not the time to be a fuckboy, Maya, now's not the time." She whispered to herself, taking a deep breath and walking to the feast table and taking her usual seat not too far from the girls fawning over Repageroy.

She snorted, assorting her meal before her. "You girls would be camels if you were any thirstier." Divine said in jest, her usual edge returning to her voice. She then tore into her meal, the hunger that she felt returning as the scents and sights of all the food around her invaded her senses compelled her to do so with as much force and speed as she possibly could. This was a plus for her as people that ran around her to ask her what the battle was like were rewarded with garbled chewing noises. On occasion, even a middle finger or two.

Her highness is eating, peasant folk. The "Queen" though to herself.
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