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post away my good sirs.
Everything seems in order, I'll try to get up an actual post tomorrow.
"Dooonn'''ttt woorrryyy,,,, III'''mmm nooottt mooovvviiinngg...." Tor said as he continued to dive deeper into limbo as his chair reached the pinnacle of awesome massaging and vibrating. He almost began to drool before it shut off after finishing its run. Tor turned as Tony appeared back in the cockpit in Sector Ranger armor. "Sector Rangers really? Those guys are just a bunch of loose cannon cops, I don't even wanna know anymore more. Next you're going to tell me you settled frontier worlds, rode Tauntauns in a posse, and built a log cabin." Tor said as he slouched in his awesome chair more. When Tony told him to get ready he groaned. He grabbed his helmet off the dashboard of the cockpit and slapped it on.Took out his pistols and sort of just stumbled out of his chair. "I'm already having regrets about this mission, you know I get lazy when I sit in my chair. Maybe we can just ask them nicely and they'll give it to us. Then I can return to my chair..." Tor said as he moved slowly and groggy. Tor had his moments of great sporadic energy, and then he had his not so great moments of sporadic energy.

"Ugh... Let's get this over with..." Tor said with a sigh as he straightened up and cracked his neck. What he needed was alcohol and women to get him going. He had the woman, all he needed was some alcohol, and maybe a couple billion credits as well. That would be nice.
Yes the first IC post consists of me sitting in a vibrating chair, deal with it.
With Belsavis safe and the Republic Scientist safe and sound, after she paid them a hefty sum of her fathers credits for their help, Tor led the trio back to the Royal District and made a hasty leave. More Vong would be coming that much was for sure, however Tor and Tony had contacted the Republic and they were sending transport shuttles to pick up the civilian population. Since they were back on the Nightfury, Tony took the lead and Tor returned to the role of sidekick and co-pilot. "Hey so I was going to tell the scientist lady she could stay in your room, but then I realized she would probably look a lot better on my bed... So I went with the second option ner vod." Tor said as he entered the cockpit and patted Tony on the back. He took a seat in his chair, that was extra comfy because he had installed a customized personal chair for himself in the cockpit. He hated long hyperspace trips, so he had to make sure that his seat was twice as soft and awesome for the long trips. He activated the back and leg vibrators and just melted away. "IIII'''mmm teeellliiinngg yoooouuu maaaannn, beeessstttt 5,000 cccrrreeddiittts eeevvveerrr....."


It's okay I forgive you!
maybe I'm crazy, but the collabs won't work for me.

edit: nvm, opened it in a different browser.
JUST RIP OUT MY HEART WHY DON"T YA. BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY PRO SMUGGLER DON"T NEED NOBODY.

Make that 3, some weird shit going down in 2.
Shall we use 2 my fellow jedi?
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