ComfySloth

Once Bitten

Dear Diary,

I cant believe what I'm about to write. My hands are trembling. Its morning and for the first time in the last twenty four hours I feel safe...

Things were going great at first. I went to the graveyard and did a few sketches (I've since lost them). Whilst I was there I felt like I was being watched, as if the spirits of those long since departed were peering through their earthen coffins.

I left the graveyard and made my way to the market square in the middle of Ferryway Village.

I could see the village lights off in the distance, the sound of modern punk echoing across the twilight.

On my way I saw the most peculiar sight... hundreds of rats pouring down the cobbled path out towards the fields.

I should have gone home then. Why didn't I listen to the tiny voice in my head?

Instead I took pictures with my phone, which now has eight images in total of the rats I saw last night.

It was then I felt that same presence again...stronger this time...

Once Bitten

Dear Diary,

Life in this little boring village (Ferryway, for future historians reading my great memoir) is slow. I thought leaving the bright lights of the city would help me concentrate on my art. I was painting all day bohemian style back then. Now I can barely manage a painting per week, and even then nobody has any interest in buying.

I'll be out all night at the village market; there's going to be music and food and, hopefully, a pretty girl with low standards attending.

Maybe I'll go to the market early, I've been meaning to sketch the local graveyard. Its like something out of a Hammer horror movie.

Note: No more cups of tea for the rest of the day. I'm an addict.

S. BARRY ROADS.

Strange Relationships (18+)

Note: I'm really put off by lazy writing. I don't have a minimum word count do long as we're both trying.

I like erotic scenes but not full on sex/smut.

I like to chat and get to know you a bit before we begin the RP, until the RP has officially started I may decline to continue if I feel there isn't much chemistry between us.

"The Guy Swap"

Premise: I'm a tall, handsome, athlete. You're a short, ugly, nerd. A twist of fate lands us in each others bodies with no way to switch back. How will we adjust to each others lives?

"Becoming Her"

Premise: We're two nerdy guys who are sick of girls and their unfair standards. We daydream what the perfect girl would look like and behave. After a twist of fate you wake up with her body and life, with me as the only one who remembers the old you. Now seeing things from the girl's point of view, a journey of discovery begins as my character learns what he has to become to get the girl of his dreams.

"The Professional Witch"

Premise: You are a powerful and highly respected witch in the secret witch society. Sadly there are no male magic users so you have to settle for a mortal boyfriend. How can their relationship be fair if the boyfriend can be turned into a cat with a single spoken word?

"Bad No More"
Premise: You are a young super-villainess who is badly injured and left for dead. I'm a young man who finds you and, even though I know you're a villain, I keep you safe whilst your super-body slowly regenerates you back to health. After this you decide to stop being a villain, but old habits die hard, and so you come to me for advice and as a voice of reason, and before long I get entangled in your dangerous world as your "weakness".

Once Bitten"

Premise: You're a vampire and you're cool with that, you've killed countless people over the centuries for their blood. One night you find me and drink my blood, nearly killing me, but you find my blood tastes so good you cant bring yourself to kill me.

A cat and mouse game begins where you "visit" and come to drink my blood, with each visit my attempts to stop you become ever more deadly, but somehow you always manage to get me.