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Cosplay Gone Wrong

I want to double post but I can't. FUCK!

Cosplay Gone Wrong

"Hopefully it's not a dream cuz this is fucking badass! I have a claw!" Gio reached up and touched Richard with it, not meaning to hit him. He used his optic eye to zoom in and out of the room and used X-Ray vision to look at Sarah's........... Let's just say he was smiling like he was a kid at Christmas morning.

"Gwendolyn, why are you not any different?" Gio reached for his monocle and put it over his optic eye. "This is a job for, Inquisitor Yarrick!" He reached into his pocket and started playing the Inception soundtrack. "Nah, never mind that. Too lazy. You guys up for breakfast? The steakhouse up the road or the Chinese takeaway around the corner?"

Cosplay Gone Wrong

I wan to shoot people though! Oh well.

Cosplay Gone Wrong

Sorry Assalya didn't mean to pm you so many times. Lag and stuff.

Cosplay Gone Wrong

Guys, posted and time skipped. Fuck it. Also Gio did one thing with his optic eye. Zoomed into Sarah's breasts. :)

Cosplay Gone Wrong

Gio woke up on the couch, Commissariot hat blocking his vision. Letting out a groan, he set his legs on the ground and stood up. The room was a mess. Beer spilt everywhere and pizza was stuck on the carpet. All the other guys were hanging on the floor, food or beer stuck to their face. "The fuck did I do? Oh my Emperor, I need to-" his trap was held shut as his hat fully slid off his face.

Gio felt an extra weight on his left hand to see a claw in front of him. "What the fuck!?" The claw was the size of his thigh and looked like his actual...... Gio went to feel his right eye and then realised something. It wasn't there! He felt a button at the side of his head and saw as his vision blurred for a quick second and then transformed into something else. Gio spent a few seconds zooming in and out onto Sarah's breasts before knocking out of it.

Gio then noticed how tall he was. His head was a foot from the ceiling! He felt for his Storm Bolter and whipped it out. "I wonder if this is real too?" He pulled the trigger. CLICK. Oh well. Nevermind.

Cosplay Gone Wrong

Yeah it probably still is buddy. Can't approve you though. Everyone agree for a time skip guys?

Quest to Become a God

Thank you!

Cosplay Gone Wrong

Keep it up Tippers!

Sarah's response gave me a smile. I want to post but that will drown everyone else out. Oh well.

JEL's Guild RP

First Town

Darrik walked through the crowd of people, not bothered by the warm of his winter gear. Taking his cap off and putting a hand through his hair, Darrik sighed. 'Mountain assignment's he thought 'Nothing else like 'em.' Putting his cap back on, he brushes the length of his sword, razor edge teeth shining in the light.

He walked around the town, going into the inn and saying hi to local bartender, an old friends of his. He stepped out of the door when a pamphlet flew at his face. Darrik grabbed it and read the words. "A tournament huh. Knowing my guild, they will all be all up this ones butt." Smirking, he looked around for familiar faces.

Seeing the carriage, he heads over to Charlie with a wide grin. "Charlie! You sly bastard! Are you here for the tournament?" he boomed. He walks up to him and gives Charlie a big hug. "Never visited me up there in the mountains. Bastard!"