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Current They all laughed at Billy Joe and his accent until he drew his Holy Adjudicator bathed in light and fire. The "I Reckon-ing" was upon them.
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Burn the land, boil the sea... K-I-S-S-I-N-G?
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"I wonder why my shirts have holes toward the bottom?" I think to myself, wrapping my shirt around another twist-off bottle cap for leverage.
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Feelin' like a newb again
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Man, Zelda can be SCARY when you learn how to use her. Dem heels doe...

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Baklava said
It's fine! Really, I'm not upset about it at all. ;; I didn't really specify whether or not to allow it freely, so I'm just clearing it up now for future reference. Haha, I mean-- you guys were close though. He is a major butt-- but not the criminal sort of butt. I just don't want anyone to get the impression that Hyrule Kingdom is totally corrupted. That's a story for another RP~


Makes sense. Now that his personality is painted a little clearer, I can see he's more of the Gaston type of character. Not really evil or immoral like I assumed right off the bat, but more of a self-absorbed dick. The Lawful Stupid type of character. Think I might grow to like him. Regardless, the little Kokiri girl will still not. Free-wheeling fairy girl and staunch knight narcissist don't have the best personalities to mix. :P

Made my edits, I'll have something shortly. Also, no boom for you. I don't really need to add to the chaos, and it would make more sense for Mila to demand payment before taking a couple hours and resources to brew her concoction. I'll have her exuberantly describe what her potion does and try to break a deal with the Twili instead.
I'm terribly sorry if I happened to rub anyone the wrong way! I swear I didn't mean to!

When I wrote things about Mila and Sir Orca Halbert, I was just writing fluff I pulled from nowhere thinking it sounded good. I figured 'hey, bad attitude means bad morals, right?' and colored him in the wrong light. And I totally didn't mean anything by it! I'll go back at once and edit out any mention of his being dishonest.
Tempted between two responses...

1. Response #1: Mila successfully creates and sells the potion to Magus. This brew will have much of the same properties of magical nitroglycerin (don't shake it, don't expose it to light, etc.). Chalk it up to having readily available resources having just come from Goron City and in a public gathering. Price: 35 Rupees. Bottle comes at the price of an extra 30 Rupees (bottles ain't cheap).

2. Response #2: Mila botches brewing her potion and ends up detonating her stall, narrowly escaping the resulting blast for comedic effect. Miraculously, no one is gravely injured from this (by GM discretion). Chaos and hilarity intensifies.

Thinking about rolling a d6 for this one. Odds = Ordinary Success. Evens = Explosions. Regardless, I'll let a few posts happen first.
Understood. I wouldn't have any of my fanciful NPCs be all that important or persistent (RPG gods willing), I just like making character sheets. Inventing backstories and personalities and playing out different characters is pretty fun. However, I think I'll just stick to the Kokiri child for now. Don't want to clog up the IC with unnecessary characters, we have a ton of them already... Unless Mila dies, which is entirely possible. Then I'll craft someone else.
Here here! I'm really liking Frore and his shadowy companion. They make quite the duo and some good reading! Honestly, I'm a bit jealous of your style.

Baklava said
Haha, well this is Frore's temporary moment to shine. I'm going to try and get around to posting more for everyone, but it's difficult when people are so spread out and there's almost ten of you and only one of me. Besides, I'm very much an advocator of players not expecting the GM to hold their hand and spoon feed them the entire time-- as long as they're responsible and logical.


Nice! A blank check for plot derailment! :P
Nah, I'm just screwin'. Although... Mila is easily distracted, and a fun side-adventure couldn't hurt...

I'm tempted to create a few side characters, if nothing else but to flesh out the races (humans galore!). But I'm unsure as to how they would fit in the theme of things. Baklava, might I create somewhat involved NPCs from time to time? For instance, say the party (or part of the party) travels to Zora's Domain, would it be alright to draft up a quick Zora character complete with skills, history, and personality to simply join the adventurers for what their interests entail (i.e. mainly anything that has to do with Zora's Domain)? I like the possibility of character creation here, and they should serve as a comfortable fail-safe should our token little girl come to a terrible fate.
"So you've got no other way for me to get in?" Wisp asked dubiously.
"Well, there's a balcony on the eastern side, close to the lobby. They probably have it open for the smokers," came Seeder's response.
"Sounds like a plan to me." Wisp slithered over to the side of the building the balcony was supposedly at. Looking down, she could see just as Seeds surmised: smokers. Scaling down it slowly as to not have anyone look up and spoil her surprise, she caught sight of the barrel of a rifle. All at once, she about-faced and headed back to the roof.
"No go. Guards on the balcony. *Sigh*...Guess I really don't have a choice now," Wisp lamented. She took to the back, jumping off the building and floating to the ground. She took her phone, her camera, her cigarettes, and everything else important from her utility belt and placed them into the soaked pockets of her cargos. Thankful that she had the foresight to put them into plastic baggies. Afterward, she took her crowbar from her back and tossed it into some nearby hedges, following with her belt. Taking a deep breath, regretting having to get wet again, Wisp collapsed her bubble and let the rain splash down on her again. Couldn't make it too obvious that she had powers. Until she was inside, that is. Hopefully, she wouldn't have to resort to her powers at all. Just get in, talk to Ms. Carver, and get out. Simple. Just like last time. Wisp sneered underneath her facemask. Nothing was ever simple anymore, and she had a feeling that this would follow the trend.

Wisp rounded to the entrance nonchalantly, despite being soaking wet. Ugh, there was a line. Wisp walked for what felt like an eternity to get to the back of the line as the rain poured down upon her. At least the wait would give her some prep time.
"So Seeds," she spoke into her phone, the other ball-goers ignoring her as they did much the same, "What can you tell me about Ms. Carver? Anything special?"
"Just the same old story everyone knows. Entrepreneur, beloved face of the people. She's always been pretty smart, apparently. Nothing specific in the Wikipedia article, but she has multiple degrees in engineering and science and... Hold the phone... Her first husband died under mysterious circumstances. Apparently it was a big deal at the time. It allowed her to inherit what became Carver Industries, and she was the prime suspect for a while until everything just... stopped. They stopped investigating and all charges were dropped."
"Spooky. Anything else?"
"Just the robot stuff from the other day. You know about that, right?"
"Uuuhh..." Wisp hesitated.
"Y'know, this crime fighting thing doesn't work if you don't watch the news once in a while."
"Less talk more rock, geekbait. Gimme the details."
"Carver Industries just unveiled a new Terminator I-wish-I-mean home security slash personal assistant that you can apparently live out your iRobot fantasies with if you're rich enough."
"I saw that movie. No idea why Shia LeBeef was there. Whole flick coulda done without him. No, seriously, that'd be pretty scary if that stuff happened."
"I'm not accusing yet, Wisp, just joking. Right now, these are just robots."
"But the military's got'em, right?"
"What? Where'd that come from?"
"My dad's in the Air Force. Think about it. This company just came out with a robot capable of doing ordinary human things. You think they'd sell it to the private sector first and not the military?"
"That's... Wow, I'm kinda surprised I didn't think of that."
"Means they might be weaponized. Robots with guns equals instant Skynet. Score one point Wisp." Hope smiled beneath her face mask at the prospect of outsmarting the hacker.
"Well, not necessarily. You're being paranoid."
"I'm being bored so I'm fucking with you instead. Seriously, I'm wet, I'm miserable, I just need something to talk about. Hold up, I'm almost at the door."

Wisp lowered her goggles and the bandanna around her mouth and smiled at the mook at the front door.
"Kinda wet out here, huh?" she casually joked.
"Don't I know it. Please take off your belt, take everything out of your pockets, and spread your arms. Hope sighed, and did as she was told. Of course, he didn't find anything, but he still wanted to give her hell for her paintball vest until she adamantly refused to take it off, claiming it to be part of her costume and he just gave up. Pulling up her goggles and bandanna, Wisp wandered into the main foyer. It was a magnificent piece of work, alright. Fine glass, marble floors, elegant chandeliers, the whole nine yards. Business men and heiresses alike scurried about, mingling, dancing, dining on fine cuisine. It was enough to make her sick.
"Damn I hate rich people..." she muttered. The cost of the catering alone could probably... hell, she could probably live off that for a whole year. Wisp meandered about the crowd of the wealthy people of Northport, along with the not so wealthy. At least the ball was equal opportunity. She noticed two things that interested her right off the bat. First, the silent auction. That struck a chord. Not that it was out of the ordinary, just that someone might want to crash the party and steal some of it. The entire event was one big target for thieves, and she'd bet her life savings that someone with talents like hers would try to take advantage of that. Good thing she was here then. Secondly, the platform with the podium. Of course, a speech was in order. And she knew just who would be giving that speech.
"Think I might've found her. I'll keep you posted, but stay listening," she spoke to Seeds.
"Try some caviar for me," he sounded back from her headset before going silent. Wisp hung around for a little bit longer, avoiding interaction with the other ball members and similarly being avoided. Her 'costume' wasn't really something to seek out, and she really didn't want anyone asking in the first place. The gravity-bending heroine decided 'what the hell' and actually took advantage of what Seeds said that she should, pulling down her bandanna and taking a bite of caviar with saltines. She almost spit it out immediately. Fishy, bitter, and vile. People actually enjoy this stuff? She reached across the table and downed a glass of water as Ms. Eudora Carver appeared for her grand entrance.
Wisp clapped with the rest, although less enthusiastically. That was pretty cool, free energy, and to anyone else it would be but a pipe dream. But not to Carver Industries. She was almost impressed. Maybe that electric bill could go on hold permanently. Of course, not next month. Maybe next year. Still, pretty sweet. She smirked when the carnies came out, swinging from the trapeze on the ceiling, walking on stilts. Amateurs. She'd be cheating, but Wisp could flip circles around any of those yahoos by now. As Eudora descended the steps to mingle with the crowd, Wisp kept track of her and followed. Always a couple of groups away, barely noticeable among the throng of the rich and costumed. She kept a tail up until she found her chance: when Ms. Carver stopped to speak to her loyal brown nosers. Wisp frowned. They formed a ring around her. Like the scavengers they were. Becoming impatient, Wisp approached with a powerful stride that signaled to everyone else to get the fuck out of her way.
"Ms. Carver..." she stated, almost accusingly, loud enough to pierce the crowd and draw their eyes. Once full attention was on her, she put up a gloved hand and signaled with her finger.
"A word?" she not so much asked more than she demanded.

Eudora looked over Hope as she approached, taking in the details of what the younger woman wore to the gala, admiring that she came as a mix between a surf-boarder and paint-baller. Placing a delicate, laced glove on the old bat next to her, the business tycoon stepped away from the small ring of wealthy guests. Taller than Wisp, Eudora approached and opened her arms, gesturing toward the patio balcony the vigilante had previously considered climbing onto.

"Care to join me for a breath of fresh air?" She asked sweetly. "Dare I say, you already look like you've been thoroughly soaked to the bone."
"Tell me about it," Wisp seethed. She had nothing against the old bag, actually kind of liked her. But she hated being wet, hated waiting, and hated being surrounded by hoity toity wasps. God knew she could go for a cigarette right about now. Wisp decided it best to keep her intentions to herself until they were in a more private setting, and so kept silent, save for her skate shoes squeaking on the marble.

The unlikely pair crossed the room side by side, parting most of the crowd on the way as soon as they caught sight of Eudora's silhouette. They stepped past the well dressed security guards who nodded politely, then exited into the crisp night air. It was still raining heavily and a low rumble of thunder greeted them, previously masked by the sound proof building. They didn't speak until well out of earshot of their fellow guests.

"What is it that I can help you with?" Eudora asked, breaking the stretch of silence. "Obviously not a question for your college newspaper."

The platinum blond host snapped her fingers- an attendant on the balcony ran over with a tray of cigars and cigarettes, lined in rows of varying flavors and strengths. Eudora selected a rather long, thin cigarette from the far end; as soon as it reached her lips, the attendant lit the cigarette and moved the case over for Hope's choice of tobacco.

Wisp placed two fingers on the case and brushed it aside. She weren't no charity case. Besides, rich people didn't carry her brand. Prickling at stepping out into the humidity once more, Wisp fished into the pocket on the side of her leg and produced a half-crushed pack of Newports and a cheap Bic Mini in a plastic bag. Pulling down her bandanna covering her face, Wisp cupped a hand over the flame and took a deep, calming drag, breathing the smoke out through her nose to dance in the night air.
"You seriously don't know who I am?" she questioned incredulously. Wisp spun around and hooked a thumb to her custom Double-U emblem sprayed on the back of her zip up hoodie.
"Ringing any bells?" she asked again.
Even considering the circumstances, the Godmother admired the girl's moxie- she had a spine, that was for sure. When Hope motioned to her makeshift emblem, the businesswoman nodded in understanding. Of course, the young vigilante had been on her radar for the past few days. Ever since Hope had taken it upon herself to search the streets for criminals, the birds that whispered in Eudora's ear let her know a general idea of the girl's capabilities.

"Oh, I'm painfully aware of who you are, young lady." Eudora answered, taking a deep drag of her own cigarette. Exhaling the cloud of smoke into the downpour outside, a flash of lightning lit up the night sky.

"Amazing, isn't it? Something that just fell from the stars being capable of changing so many lives." She looked Wisp up and down, a smile playing off the corner of her lips. "I suppose it was the will of the heavens, who was chosen to be graced with such a dangerous set of abilities." She stopped again for a beat. "Don't worry, I won't be turning you into the authorities, but the public is getting sick of your kind's little shenanigans across town."
Wisp looked up through her goggles at the old lady, her remark striking a chord with her.
"They're not my kind. Just some dumb, greedy motherfuckers who just got as lucky as I did and don't know how to handle it." Her tone of voice annotated her displeasure. So this is the way it was gonna go, even this early. Suddenly people start manifesting powers, and it turns into some 'us versus them' bullshit like that X-Men movie. Well, all the X-Men movies. Wisp despised it. It was stupid, ignorant, and paranoid, and it was exactly how the masses were going to act. But then again, the majority of people were stupid, ignorant, and paranoid.
"So then you know why I'm here?" she inquired, attempting to goad a response from the older woman. Wisp wanted her to tell her as much as possible before she ever opened her mouth. A good poker player keeps her ace in the hole, after all.

"Of course, my dear." Eudora answered. "Genetico is in possession of the item that seems to be responsible for everyone's current. . . abnormalities. It was obtained by us and remains private property that we can legally use for any and all research possibilities. In fact, we've officially been designated permission by the government for our work from this point on. As of this morning's absorption of The Tower by Carver Industries, I assumed most of the crazed super heroes in this zip code would be after me at some point."

It was hard to tell how much was true and what could have possibly been a lie, Eudora's expression gave no sign of deception or ulterior motives. It was strange that all it took was one question for all of the information to be laid out. The tycoon honestly couldn't remember the last time she had spoken with someone who wasn't entirely a 'yes man' that agreed with her every whim. It was an exhilarating change of pace.

"I assure you, if it's the meteorite you're after, I'm afraid it's not hidden away beneath my dress." She added plainly, her light southern tone bubbling up as she crossed her arms playfully.

So The Tower was part of Carver Industries now, was it? Interesting stuff. She hoped that Seeder was paying attention to this conversation instead of his goddamn videogames, but couldn't signal him in any overly obviously way. She'd just have to play this one like the night before. Go it alone. Again, hopefully, tonight wouldn't be as bad as the last one. So what did this mean? Uuuhh... damnit. Thinking was Seeder's strongsuit, not hers. The Tower and Carver Industries popped up in those locations on her map of what she got from Seeds, so either way whoever hired Loche Security to guard the van must be on this same side. Right...? And Loche Security was bad news, so it meant that this was either a closely guarded secret or illegal. But she just said they had government permission. Wisp smelled a rat. And a liar. If they had government aid, then the government would have been involved in guarding the van. Cops or military, not roughnecks. It didn't add up. She was hiding something, but Wisp didn't know what. She'd have to choose her words carefully...
"I don't think I could give a crap about your space rock, lady. It's none of my business, and I don't care. I do care about someone cutting up about half a dozen people in my city. So I'm gonna be straight with you..." Wisp took another drag off of her cigarette, trying to find the right way to word her next phrase.
"So you have the meteorite, and I know you have the meteorite. Who else knows? That bank robbery that happened yesterday? Along with the armored car heist? That wasn't a coincidence. Somebody spent time and resources planning that, especially using a few of 'my kind' to do the job, and it's getting people killed. So who wants it? Don't play dumb, I know you know."

Eudora was surprised at the lack of tact and subtlety in the conversation with her young and strong willed guest. She was used to the phrases with multiple meanings and polite hate for one another when it came to the discussions of business meetings. Out in the rain, where she knew no one would be there to quote her for the front page of the paper, she felt completely relaxed in the damp night air. At the most, she was silently shocked that the vigilante had no personal desire to see the meteorite for herself. Of course, this girl was running off of her suspicions, which most likely were painting the Godmother in an unfavorable light.

"Controlling fire, moving objects with their mind-" Eudora inhaled her cigarette, her tone still light but avoiding the main question. "Reports of a girl in school who caused an aneurysm in her teacher's brain, a boy who happened to sprout quills during a football match and even a woman in prison who just can't get a scratch on her. It seems like any of these lunatics with powers could have used them to find out information on me. But there's one in particular on my radar."

"Other than John Bakker, who seems to have skipped the party after our corporate merger, there is one other. So far he goes by the name 'The Architect'." The older woman looked back at the crowd before continuing. "I've been hearing reports on him since the stone arrived and he developed an unnatural obsession with it. It was enough to convince Bakker to employ some extra guards on our behalf and an attempt to distance ourselves from the police force- in case there were any unofficial leaks. The Architect is well connected and looking to get the meteorite for something -I don't know what- but this building was just perfected to keep it safe-"

The Godmother cut herself off. It wasn't entirely obvious if she had meant to reveal that the stone was hidden away in the building for better protection. Her eyes didn't seem to confess either way, so she decided to continue the conversation in a new direction.

Pausing momentarily, the look on Eudora's face eased away from being so tense as she made sure her diamond covered mask was perfect. "You know, I do have some spare gowns in my office. I'm sure you could use an evening to meet a nice boy, rather than run around looking like a half-drowned teenager. Besides, a proper lady doesn't wear slacks after five."

Wisp smirked at the old bat. Not so difficult after all... but she wasn't ignorant enough to miss all the jibes she was throwing out at her.
"I think I'll pass..." she stated in a more lighthearted tone. "Like you said, all the crazed superheroes in the zip code should be after you, right? I don't think I could kick nearly as much ass in a gaudy little dress." Wisp wandered over to the edge of the balcony, peering over the edge and to the rest of the city. The lights of moving cars through the rain, a rumble of thunder on the horizon. If only they knew how much everything was going to change. With this... meteorite... thingy, and the new superpowers emerging. Nothing would ever be the same.
"Frankly, I'd be surprised if I was the only one here tonight." She turned back to Ms. Carver, letting that little idea sink in. She was dead sure she wasn't the only one there tonight. Of course, it was all speculation, but what were the chances? Murphy's Law. Whatever could go wrong, would go wrong. Ms. Carver's statements were a little hard to prove, but they made sense enough, and she did have the charity work going for her. So that confirmed it. She was more of a potential high-value victim than doing anything illegal. Probably. Whatever, if she wanted to bend the rules to advance her energy research, Wisp couldn't give a shit. Nobody got hurt. And if they did, she could always come back to deliver a firm hand. But right now? All just corporate drama. Not worth her time. Almost not worth her time. This meteorite and everything involved with it was still a death magnet, and if push came to shove, Wisp would have to get rid of it to stop people from getting hurt. Power did awful things to people.

"I'm not trying to grill you, Ms. Carver," she spoke reassuringly, "Truth be told, I kind of look up to you. I went to Jefferson High while you were putting the new cafeteria in it. Hell, I've even shaken your hand before, but I don't think you remember me. You do a lot of good for the city. But this meteorite is trouble, and you know the police can't handle all those other freaks out there. Send a maniac to catch one, y'know?" she joked, quoting one of her favorite Sly Stallone movies. She took a few steps toward the old woman, smoking her cigarette down to the butt, wasting no tobacco from the cancer stick she bought with hard-earned money.
"I came here tonight for two reasons: to find out who the ringmaster was that's killing people in my city, and to make sure everyone here tonight was safe. I didn't come to put you to the stake or steal your shit." She walked past Eudora to the Smoke-Out, depositing her spent cigarette within.
"And I don't expect you to tell me what the meteorite does, but I have one last question..." Wisp spun around casually, bringing her bandanna to cover her mouth again.
"You hired on Loche Security to guard those flash drives. You could've gone with any other private security firm without getting the cops involved, but you went with the shadiest one in Northport. You even hired the Executioner, knowing full well what he's done and the collateral damage he would probably cause. Why? I'm pretty surprised, it doesn't seem like you to take such unnecessary risk against the people of this city, endangering their lives like that. So I'm guessing that whatever Phase Two is must be worth the potential loss of life... or it's illegal. Or you got careless, like people with too much power often get. So why did you hire them and not, say, Aegis Co. or P.D.U.? Respectable private security firms." Wisp intentionally laid down all her cards at once, attempting to gauge her response against them. She knew about the flash drives, about Loche Security, and had an idea about Phase Two. Know she knew that the meteorite was in the Beacon Research and Development Facility, and that the Architect was her prime suspect. But that didn't answer all the questions. She'd have to see what Seeds had to say about it, but the further down the rabbit hole she went, the more lost she was becoming.

"Unfortunately, I had hoped this wouldn't have to come to light," Eudora said, audibly trying to maintain an even tone. "I've known John Bakker for years. We've opened business, joined in on fundraisers and greeted the masses together longer than you've graced God's green Earth. That's why the absorption of his enterprise was a personal and painful situation. . . You see, John's been suffering from increased dementia, paranoia and delusions in the past few months. Recently, it's gotten out of hand."

A crack of thunder roared louder than all the others before. "When the meteor struck a week ago, John took a change for the worse. He became reclusive, constantly agitated and convinced that he could trust no one. Since we had equal stakes in Genetico's discovery of the meteorite, he insisted on taking control of security detail. I was too busy getting the lab ready for tonight and allowed him to take care of hiring our teams. I'm afraid that his choice in hiring so many convicts was something we had to distance ourselves from as a company- as you can probably understand."

"That brings up a question of my own." She added, flicking her cigarette off the balcony where it was swept up by the wind and into darkness. The older woman's eyes calculated the young girl through her mask. "How do you know about Phase Two? Other than John and I, very few people were aware- we're talking out of employees in the thousands. Either you've been part of more than enough illegal acts to find that out, or you've been digging deep enough for some bad people to come after you."

Eudora smiled and clapped her gloved hands together. "But I'd like to think that you're a girl similar to me many years ago. Taking the world by the balls because you know best."

Wisp sneered beneath her face mask.
"A little birdie told me..." she cooed at Ms. Carver, sarcastic in her response. It'd be obvious that she didn't get her information from the usual sources. And yet... she didn't like Ms. Carver's responses. Digging deep enough for some bad people to come after you. Distancing themselves from the convicts they hired. Those weren't the kinds of things a beacon of light and hope for the city should be saying. Then again, reality was a bitch. How did the saying go again? Never meet your heroes? She'd like to believe otherwise, but... it might require a little more digging. Good thing she had her nerd slash shovel handy.
"Oh, I know I don't know best," Wisp joked, her sneakers squeaking as she waltzed over to the edge of the balcony once again.
"But I know good enough not to trust anyone who thinks they do." Wisp turned one last time, giving a half-hearted salute/wave to Eudora.
"Good night, Ms. Carver. Hopefully you never have to see me again." And with that, Wisp took a leap backward and plummeted from the building. Her fall was slow and gentle, and her shoes squelched as she touched down to the marsh that should've been a finely manicured lawn below.
"Did you get that, Seeds?"
"Get what?" came a confused response at the end of the line.
"Oh my God Seeds, you gotta be fucking kiddin-"
"I got it, I got it! I'm just messing with you, calm down. So our prime suspect on the hit is some guy called the Architect, Carver Industries is in possession of that weird meteorite that turned everyone into Marvel characters, which is right where you're at no less. John Bakker, CEO of The Tower is suspect for some of this dubious behavior, and he's going crazy. That about sum it up?"
"Almost. They're both a bit dubious. Carver just kind of... spilled the beans on the whole outfit. Like it wasn't a big deal. And I don't like how she waved off their involvement with Loche Security." Wisp began to wander around the side of the building, focusing to erect her waterproof anti-gravity bubble once more. God, why the fuck did it have to rain today!? Couldn't get wet enough yesterday, huh?
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Break in, take the records, get out? Also quesadillas for dinner," Hope claimed as she snapped her belt around her waist and shouldered her Crowbar of Smiting once more.
"Minus the quesadillas, yeah, pretty much. You wanna take the smart way or the hard way in?"
"Which way lets me beat in more faces per square foot?" Wisp smirked.
"The hard way. About half a mile down towards the docks. Guard station down there. No civilians, no cross fire. No problem."
"Sounds like a plan. Let's kick this shit!"
As soon as the girl jumped from the side of the building, Eudora's smile dropped just as quickly as her outstretched, waving arm. She took several steps to the side and snapped her fingers at the balcony attendant, who was about to clean the ash stash after each individual guest.

"Step away from that you cow." Eudora commanded, her tone almost unrecognizable in force.

Taking the lid off of the brass cigarette stash, the Godmother made sure to grab one of the cigarette packs off of the tray in the same fluid motion. She took the cellophane wrapper off of the cigarette pack and tossed the box away. Using the tip of her gloved fingers like a pair of pliers, she took the only Newport by the singed, smoldering tip. Placing the cigarette butt in the wrapper, she folded it twice at the top and snatched the lighter from the petrified attendant's hand. Singing the wrapper closed in an air tight container, the tycoon turned on her designer high heels and made her way back into the party, a fire of determination roaring in her stomach.

"David." She said, catching the attention of the Beacon body guard that was stationed outside the balcony. "Take this cigarette down to the lab. I want to know everything about this girl by the time the party is finished. Name, birthday, address, parents, diet and childhood hopes and dreams. Now, quick with you."

Ushered fearfully by Eudora's expression alone, the intimidating body guard exited like a frightened mouse. Eudora surveyed the sea of faces in the dry, well lit interior. This was an evening that she needed to be on extremely high alert. This Wisp was going to have wished that cigarette would have been the one to kill her by the time she was through with her.
"Potions! Freshly brewed and ripe for the imbibing! Heal your ills and ease your fatigue! The Hero of T-!" Mila sung out her sales pitch until her attention was grabbed and directed elsewhere be a soft tinkling sound. A ringing of a bell. While sweet and melodious to most other races, the gentle clink of a bell spelled caution for the Kokiri. For it was the noise their guardian fairy made when they sensed danger. Mila's countenance fell from exuberant and lively to that of a frightened rabbit, and her emerald eyes were cast upon a lithe, robed form, clinking toward her slowly with an awkward gait. She could sense the darkness emanate from it in undulating waves, and Shila danced around its head, rising and falling as she began to glow a brighter shade of yellow. Mila stood frozen as if a Gibdo had caught her in its penetrating glare, trembling as it shambled closer and closer to her stall. She hated to admit to Shila that she had been right, but it appeared as if there indeed was cause for worry. But Farore would not allow her to come to harm this way, would she...?
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...No, no she would not. This must be pure happenstance, yes, it must. The tiny Kokiri girl swallowed hard as the figure gazed emptily at her from beneath its head, its unseen eyes piercing into her very soul. When it uttered a polite greeting, in an ominous and echoing voice.
"G...G-good m-morning...!" Mila uttered, attempting a smile at the stickly creature. Although her try at being polite herself could not disguise her fear, and she could only manage a painful, terrified grimace. As if this was an everyday occurrence to the abomination, it posed a question about her business.
"A-aah..." her voice caught in her throat as her words failed her. She had felt much like she were before a Moblin in that moment, her size and frailty all too apparent before this dark stranger. Her heart pounded beneath her chest, threatening to escape in a moment's notice much as she would have wished to. Mila brought a fist to her mouth and cleared her throat. Surely the city guard would not see her in peril? She would have to push her anxieties aside. Not all scary people were bad, not all monsters were bloodthirsty, and not all Kokiri were frightened little children. And she would just have to deal with that.
"U-um, I c-can sell you any p-potion you desire..." she squeaked. "H...Health potions, a-and mana potions, and magic potions t-that can c... cure illness..." The fear began to evaporate as she began to speak about her craft. Mila was an anxious little Kokiri, as cowardly as they come, and also one easily distracted. As smart and self-aware as she is, Mila realized that the best way to face your fears was to think about something else. Her confidence began to grow as she began describing the different potions she could make.
"Stamina potions that let you run all day, magic wards, strength and intelligence and beauty potions! Ooh, and potions that let you breath underwater, and potions that let you spit fire! Polymorph potions and love potions and exploding potions! I wouldn't recommend those because they're kinda dangerous, oh! But I've got this one potion that can protect you from that! And there's the one that makes you lighter than air and the one that keeps plants from dying, oh! And the one that-" The Kokiri girl's entire demeanor had changed once she began speaking of her mystical brews, shifting from shaking in her boots to talking the odd man's ear off. That is, until another approached, again stealing her easily gained attention.

"And I can make truth-telling potions and color changing potions and potions that can turn your teeth into- Oh! Hi old man!" Mila gave a hearty wave to the elder gentleman approaching, leaning out of her stall to do so. She ecstatically climbed onto the counter to sit on its edge, letting her legs swing rhythmically over the side. She happened to know old Naklov since he was a less-old man in his mid thirties, and held him in great esteem for both his skill in alchemy and his faith to the Goddesses, common ground they both happened to share.
"I've come to steal your business today~! Mmhmhm!" she giggled jokingly. "I was just talking to one of my customers about the different potions I sell! There's the Bravery Potion and the Potion of Eagle's Sight and the Double Time Potion, but I don't think I have the ingredients to make that one..." Mila trailed off before Elder Lyontus brought up another point about toads. Of course, he knew full well that if anyone got Mila speaking, she wouldn't stop until her train of thought were derailed or she ran out of things to talk about. And sometimes not even then.
"Oh! Really? I wanna see! Forest frogs are the best for sight potions and polymorphs!" Mila hopped from her ledge and took two steps before realizing that she didn't have anyone to watch over the booth for her. That, and she'd be abandoning one of her customers. She quickly halted and turned to Elder Lyontus sheepishly.
"Uh, could you bring it to me, Naki? I can't really leave my stall..." Mila ground a foot into the dirt beneath her, slightly embarrassed at her own excitement while she referred to Elder Lyontus by his pet name.

Shila hovered about Mila's head as her grin turned into a blank stare, her focus wrested from her once more and placed upon a commotion among the festival. A great distance away the guards were converging upon a lone, panicked being wrapped in a cloak. She couldn't tell exactly what it was of, but she should have expected such rancor. There were already quite a few disturbances by ragamuffins in the Hero's Festival already, but none had required the intervention of a guard before. Golden armor glinted out among them, a familiar sight of which Mila was accustomed. Sir Orca Halbert. He was a statuesque mountain of a man, of which the women of Hyrule would agree that the Goddesses had carved him from marble. And he let it fill his head so that Mila was surprised it could fit within his helm. Sir Halbert acted as if the ground his boots had touched were sacred, and frankly the arrogance made the Kokiri uncomfortable. Being prideful was one thing, and sometimes it was good to have such pride, but when it consumes a man is when he lets it blind him and swears fealty to nary a thing else. Just, a force to be reckoned with, but she thought that he could serve to relax at least once in his short lifetime.. But when he got involved in something, especially at such a large event, that was cause for concern.
"Naki, who's that?" she asked, tugging on the Elder's robes and pointing into the distance.
Betel and I are in the works on something at the moment. Don't know if it'll be today or tomorrow, but might be done soonish.
Think I'll have something up after lunch, if anyone's waiting on me.
It's not very interactive, but it's there. She's open to anyone, and it's possible that a wide range of characters would recognize her. Took a small cue from the prior post and had the cauldron smoke be violet. Can't think of a better signal than that. She's pretty obvious to everyone else, as well, little girl with a fairy tailing her, performing magic in the middle of the street.

EDIT: Almost forgot, the tune to the Goron's hymn is a lyric to the tune of Saria's Song. In case anyone cared.
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