Cpt Toellner

Which spammer would win the hungry games

Dervish said
Toellner, we're totally going to be Careers.

Like I said, a death pact. But no one else gets in our group, we stick together, any other person is a liability. We also stay mobile, and destroy any resources we don't use ourselves. Play the other kids against another, make them afraid, make them sloppy.

At the end, we face off like men, and give the people the show they want.

Which spammer would win the hungry games

I also want to say something to all of you focusing on cooking; this will be a rather short romp in this arena, with only one of us making it out alive, odds are not that great for anyone. I would not focus so much on cooking, as I would drinking water, I would not be above eating raw meat if it gave me more time to keep an eye out and it prevented it me from starting a fire. I'm sure the capitol also has the technology to prevent any disease I might catch as well, once out of the arena.

Which spammer would win the hungry games

Drakel said
But can you do that AND cook?? I can :)

I severely doubt you have even killed and cleaned an animal.

I would wander, never setting down for more than 3 hours, breaking up sleeping. I would want to get with Dervs, initiate a death pact, and hunt down all you fools who think you can bad down without getting fucked with by the arena effects.

Who here is a depressive?

Lies and social deprivation.

Zoe Quinn.

Dervish said
I'm staying out of this,

One does not simply...

Someone help me shove Sable into a garbage compactor

Sable is at least 4 times better than most of the newbies from this summer.

Zoe Quinn.

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Which spammer would win the hungry games

You may claim to be able to cook, but how many of you have actually killed a wild animal intentionally before? How many of you know how to gut a dear, rabbit, or squirrel? As long as I avoided close-combat, im sure i could outlast most others.

I got a shit-ton of movies..

Rare said
The Lincoln Lawyer.
Serenity.
District 9.
Rise of The Planet of The Apes.
Skyfall 007.
The Mechanic.
Robin Hood (Men in Tights?)
Contagion.
Game of Thrones (Season 1).
Kick-Ass.
The Karate Kid.
The Dark Knight.
The Hunger Games.

My picks, keep in mind im not you,

Jorick I Challenge YOU!!!

I want Hamburger Helper to make a creepypasta.