Cpt Toellner

What's your top 10 favourite TV shows?

10. Stargate: SG1

9. Star Trek: The Next Generation

8. Ed, Edd, & Eddy

7. Firefly

6. Cheers

5. Avatar: The Last Airbender

4. M*A*S*H

3. Hogans Heroes.

2. Game of Thrones

1. Band of Brothers (It's a mini-series! It fucking counts!)

Top Ten Favourite Bands/Artists

This would take a lot of personal battling to figure out.

What are your top 10 favorite movies?

I will agree with Drago, Guardians of the Galaxy is quickly rising up my ranks. I have already seen it in theaters twice, will do more. It was the best balance between humor and drama, fantasy and realism.

Who are your top 10 favourite RPG members?

Jorick said
not toellner

One day my sweet prince, one day.

What are your top 10 favorite movies?

10.

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe.

My number ten spot changed about 7 times while making this list, but I eventually settled on this movie. For me, it represents all of those movies geared to younger audiences that me and my sister watched while growing up. This is what truly got me into fantasy, Narnia was the gateway drug to my unhealthy obsession with A Song of Ice and Fire and the Elder Scrolls.

Dat battle scene doe:

9.

The James Bond Franchise

I grew up around these movies, my 10th birthday present was a box set of James Bond movies. I love this series of movies for it's good and bad moments, the bad-ass and the silly. No matte whats going on in my life, James Bond is always there, evolving as a series as I grow up. Some of my favorites include GoldFinger, The Spy Who Loved Me, SkyFall, From Russia with Love, and GoldenEye.

8.

Starship Troopers

THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is how you do satire. I made my best friend by bonding through this movie, its fun, has stellar graphic effects, and is one of the most quotable movies as a squad leader. Bonus points for showing me my first boobs.

7.

Von Ryans Express AND Tora Tora Tora

War movies were a part of growing up in my family, and thus I became very good at find the best ones. Saving Private Ryan and Full Metal Jacket are fine movies, but they never really captivated me the way other did. The Bridge Over the River Kwai, Patton, the Great Escape, if I did a honorable mentions, it would be full of these.

However, I felt like I need to display my two favorites, but I wanted space to show more movies, hoping to avoid choking this list up with war movies. Von Ryan's Express is an older movie starring Frank Sinatra as an American prisoner of war in an Italian POW camp during WWII. The movie begins with the prisoners making a break for it as Italy dropped out of the war, only to get captured by the retreating Germans and put on a prison train into Axis territory. The prisoners, with the help of a turncoat Italian officer take control of the train and make a run for Switzerland while dodging the perusing Germans.

Tora! Tora! Tora! is the story of the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor told from both American and Japanese sides as it was made as a combination American-Japanese project. It's a slow start but it all leads up to a very dramatic final scene that makes Michael Bay's monstrosity look like shit.

6.

The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

This should be self-explanatory for most people here, and the only reason it is not higher on the list is that I was late in watching these movies.

5.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

This movie's inclusion on this list, makes it my highest rated comedy. I'm guessing most of you have seen this, and I don't see the need to describe it. This is Monty Python, nuff said.

4.

The Lion King

I had wanted to add an animated movie to this list, but it was hard choosing just one. My favorite animated movies would also dominate my honorable mentions. This list is: Mulan, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Toy Story, How to Train Your Dragon, and The Incredibles. However, Lion King reaches above the rest. This is one of the first movies I truly remember, and for a movie with talking animals, it's epic as fuck.

3.

Star Wars: Episodes IV-VI

If I was forced to only list one movie at a time, Episode V would be the only movie on this list. But it doesn't seem fair to represent Star Wars without the entire trilogy. Star Wars is the reason for my interest in Sci-Fi, which led me to other movies on my favorites list as well as books and games. The series has it's flaws, sure, but it is an incredible story, one I will happy watch over and over. It created a massive universe in it's wake, bringing in countless other movies, books, games, comics, tv shows, holidays, conventions, cosplays, and a culture of it's own. How many movies can say that?

2.

V for Vendetta

When I think of my favorite movies, I always subconsciously place these top two together before listing anything else. Vendetta is a thrilling movie and I always sit on the edge of my seat when watching it. After all these years, I still get the desire to go outside and do something meaningful after watching it, every time.

1.

Gladiator

My interest in Roman History could be blamed for putting this movie at the top. Still, this is the movie that I will drop anything to sit down and watch. I don't see the need to explain this one, it's a solid story, excellent action, and it all rolls into one solid movie.

Top ten challenges to be issued to Cpt. Toellner

Antarctic Termite said 1- Everest

No problem, pay the travel expenses and I'll make you weep.

Antarctic Termite said 2- Wrestle a giant squid

Two questions: Where is the match? What kind of wrestling? If we choose a very structured form of wrestling and fight at the squids home arena, I'm in a bad spot. If it's on land, with a simpler fighting style, that bitch is mine.

Antarctic Termite said 3- Construct a robot using stir fry and floppy discs

I would honestly just eat the stir-fry while building the robot out of a floppy disk.

Antarctic Termite said 4- Impersonate AxirTheHedgehog for ten days

No.

Antarctic Termite said 5- Parachute into an erupting volcano while cooking the perfect omelette

I do not like eggs, and I will refuse to cook them if given a choice. So may I recommend a burrito?

Antarctic Termite said 6- Raid the Valley of the Kings and put fluffy pink wigs on all the mummies

The problem of logistics comes in here, where am I getting these wigs? And how do I get that many in crypt? If left to solve this completely on my own, I might have to air-drop these wigs, or use a kind of solution that will grow pink hair when exposed to air.

Antarctic Termite said 7- Cultivate cactuses that can be safely used as dildos.

Knowing what I know of people and their fetish's, I could pick up and cactus, give it to the right person, and win this one in seconds.

Antarctic Termite said 8- Replace a light bulb; A specific light bulb the location of which you must figure out for yourself

Done. Thanks for reminding me.

Antarctic Termite said 9- Perform eye surgery with a spatula

Honey, I've done blind IV sticks with Night-vision goggles on while taking fire, this won't be a problem. And you might want to define "Surgery".

Antarctic Termite said 10- Pull a bunny out of a hat.

Good, i'll just have to put him in there first.

These Top Ten threads.

I wake up to these threads everywhere, I feel like Ive been issued a challenge.

Ehhhh aguuu

K-97 said
So whose Alt are you? 1) Turt2) Nat3) Warman4) All the above 5) Someone else

Warman is no longer a relevant person, I doubt he is coming back.

All this love isn't contained

Azarthes said
Its almost like a wagon of some kind

Like the kind of wagon for a group of people who play musical instruments together.

Skeleton jelly

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