Cpt Toellner

so this is probably as good a time as any

mdk said
I actually totally already have a life-alert thing :/ Wheelchair guy living alone, they wouldn't take no for an answer.

Use it to order pizza.

I am filled with righteous anger

First world problems.

so this is probably as good a time as any

Aragorn said
Good luck MDK!

Spam fundraiser to get MDK a Life-Alert necklace?

Who am I?

genghismike said
If you find yourselves riding in green fields with the sun on your face.... do not be troubled.... For you are in Elysium.... and you're already dead!

People need to talk like this again.

The BannerMoth Saga: A Spamfic.

idlehands said
I love how elegantly evil I am.

Jorick said
Good stuff. I look forward to the return of Joroceros.FREIGHT TRAIN! CHOO CHOO!

Dervish said
Toellner and Dervish, wrecking shit and taking names. Excellent representations; totally worth the wait.I'm waiting for a comical hairball to come up in the middle of a particularly arrogant villain speech.

Let's agree that idle has the sexiest group of henchmen ever.

Character Project...

Colonel Tolleous
Penultimate villain-Either the dedicated right-hand-man to the game's big-bad, or the guy who you thought was the big bad, only to be a puppet or a lesser evil the entire time.
Space Opera
or
Dark Fantasy if you want me in the same world as everyone else.

The BannerMoth Saga: A Spamfic.

Dervs/Toellner bro-team is best team.

The Armies of Spam: A Medieval Fantasy Spamfic [Interest Check]

Fine, I want Mammoth on my team then.

Who am I?

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

The Armies of Spam: A Medieval Fantasy Spamfic [Interest Check]

I call Hank for Ensis.