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Baulder once threw a dog down a well after eating its ear.

Before Baulder ended up at the village with no memories he was part of a travelling circus.

Baulder's favorite meal is horse liver.
Baulder


Baulder grinned and exhaled quite sharply out of his nose at the idea of Trees being thrown at her. The image that Baulder had in his head was quite entertaining to him. "Attacking trees, that's better than the dragon I think! Might be a bit harder to eat, but I like it! Wood taking revenge for burning it's brothers! Baulder adding a bit of a laugh onto the end of it. But Baulder then had to push the idea of rampaging trees uprooting themselves and breaking down the college to find him. Baulder managed to bring himself back to hear E'nasha talking about how she has gotten blood sickness multiple times. While he wasn't interested in doing it again soon he liked the rush, the power he had felt when he was in the catacombs. He had felt as though he could rip apart that place and bring the Inferno into the real world, like master Tyrael had, but even he knew that he had no clue how to do such a thing. But then she mentioned someone named "El'kan".

Baulder's eye twitched and he wondered for a second if he knew who that was. He very quickly realized that he didn't and wondered if it was someone he was allowed to eat. "Is this El'k-kan your brother or clansman of some sort? Your names sound similar, i-ff I may ask.... that is." He had already been told by other people at the college that the constant questions that he usually asked were unwelcome, so much so he had had a ice mage stab him in the thigh to get away from him the day before. He didn't know her name or anything so they weren't punished but he would remember the face for a long time, he would always remember. She had looked tasty after all.

E'nasha's last statement stopped him for a second as he had to think if he still had anything to do that day. The term she used Baulder also had to sort out with its context, hang out he took to mean spend time with and decided to go with that. "I uh... don't have anything else to do with the day, so we can 'hang..out'? Do you want to go kill something in the woods? I haven't seen the whole college yet I guess, we could probably find some fun in one of the rune storage rooms. Or we could try to tip over one of the golemns, I wonder if they can get up themselves. Baulder let out a very short mischievous laugh. Tipping over the cattle at the village was one of the things the kids did frequently for fun. It was fun almost getting caught. "Weeee could eat! I imagine that one of the people working in the kitchen has something we could take!" Baulder was stuck in a loop of saying things that only really he or he and John did. "We could practice with swords, I've seen some of the other students doing that in the courtyards."
As if a dimension could hold me.


Fuckin temmy dude, can't kill her.
Who's still alive?


Waiting on that sweet sweet E'nasha post en stuff.
Pretty girls are going to be her downfall, I'm sure ha


Atleast she knows what to do with them.
Baulder


Baulder moved over to make room for E'nasha to sit next to him in the booth. As she sat down next to him Baulder had a realization, noone ever sat that close to him. Everyone had a habit of sitting away or across. Baulder was unable to make anything of it but it was something... different. He bent the corner at the top of his heavy book and closed it as he slid further into the booth, likely to come back to it soon. Baulder laughed slightly when he heard that her study time had been interrupted by someone taking her books. Had someone done the same to Baulder he would likely begin to wonder what their flesh tastes like. But what did Khan say? No eating people on college grounds right? Did that apply to students at all times or just while on campus? Were non-campus children safe to eat? He would need to talk to Khan later as these rules seemed not specific enough to him.

"I heard, odd things about the hunt. Mainly that they don't remember it or some such, someone said you guys killed a dragon but the man that told me was in pyromancy and I don't like those people much. Too... much heat, evil evil stuff that is." Baulder scratched the hand scar on his face before he answered. "Yeah I'm fine now....I.. think, I couldn't summon John for a few days or anything it was strange. Having all this taken away from me after I just started to unders......" Baulder sorta trailed off with his thought for a moment trying to answer her other question. "I don't think I've ever done that before no, we just had to keep going. The old guy in the infirmary is nice, I like him. I met him when I first came here too, still old still nice. How uh... have you been feeling?" Baulder didn't know if the question made sense. That was one of the things he had begun to pick up from people at the college, reciprocation of questions. Baulder licked his lips and then pursed them for a second before speaking again. "Killing that dragon must have been hard." Baulder said with sort of a laugh and a grin on the end. That's what other people think is funny right?
Baulder


Baulder looked up from his tome when he heard cracking what he could only describe as stretching as vines began to over take and entangle the suit of armor. Baulder began to laugh at the sudden misfortune of the suit of armor, not knowing why exactly everything seemed to exist to inconvenience him. Baulder started laughing so hard tears began to well in his eyes. For a few seconds he managed to open his eyes and saw E'nasha quickly making her way over to his table. He had seen her a few moments ago waving at him, a gesture which he had returned. But he was made to suddenly close his eyes again as tears began flowing. His stomach was starting to hurt from laughing so hard when E'nasha addressed him.

He managed to start calming himself down and to keep down enough air to form words. "Hi E'nasha, all of the seats are yours if you want them. The armor man... gives me a good laugh." Baulder managed to trail off his laugh and began wiping the tears from his eyes. He let out a kind of half laugh half sigh which then finished with him just grinning. "Sorry I haven't seen you much, blood sickness I learned was a thing that happens to us. I've been... recovering from that.... thing after the catacomb trip. How have you err... been lately?" Baulder managed to tack the last sentence on as he had been learning it was proper "social" etiquette to do when talking to someone. Easedropping on the people around him had become a useful skill for him recently. It was the main way he found out that some lady named "Mar" was sick or afflicted with something due to a hunt of some sort around the same time Baulder was put in the infirmary.

He had learned bits and pieces about several goings on at the college while he was laying helpless in that bed. The only thing he had found really important was that there was a baking contest that he had not been able to attend do to his weakened state. These thoughts of missing out on baked goods had been weighing heavily on Baulder's mind as of late.
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Can E'nasha tag along? I mean, she is talking to him right now in underhaven.

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OH SHIT I MISREAD THE FUCK OUT OF THAT LOL

I read that the first time as her finding El'Kan, my bad.
Currently Baulder needs a thing to do, like say taking Lyn for an adventure?
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