Crayt

Official Guild Crush and Gush Thread

I'm going to kneed you to abstain from such actions. *ba dum tss*

@Midnight Howl

You're the worst.
Is it national punday today? Because you've just been all about the puns today.

And so that my post isn't entirely unrelated to the thread:
No crushes on the Guild, since I've come to realise everyone likeable seems to live in an entirely different continent than I.

The (Un)-Official RPG Database of Overwatch Players

Crayt#2492 on PC

Really, I play everything but Widow and Hanzo. And Torb, because I have integrity. Though I mostly end up playing a Support because other mofuckers don't know how to play goddamn Supports.

What were the first three video games you played?

There were probably some before both The Lion King and Toejam & Earl but I just can't quite recall them. I've been playing video games since I was an infant. Those two were also for the Megadrive and not the Genesis since - as most people know - despite that they were the same systems, NA had the Sega Genesis while EU had the Sega Megadrive.

I still have both my Megadrive and Amiga laying around somewhere in storage. Never getting rid of them, even if they don't work. I also occasionally revisit Toejam & Earl through emulation. Same with the Micro Machines games.

B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.

I'll openly admit that I am a salty gamer. I get a fair bit upset in team games when my team performs like absolute garbage and I get even more upset when I know I didn't help matters in the least. Now with that being said:

*#!$ these incompetent, ungrateful *#!$ers in Overwatch. I keep saving their god*#!$ingdamn asses with Mercy or Zenyatta. I suffer through spazzy Reinhardts who can't keep their *#!$ing shields aimed at the guns right in front of them, causing me to die. I suffer through Reinhardts, D.Vas and Winstons charging face-*#!$ing-first into the entire enemy team while they're supposed to be defending something, leaving me all by myself because following them in there is just about the most braindead thing you could do as a squishy little Support. And I make match-saving plays with my ultis.

What do I get in return?
"hurr durr reaper had 10 elimination streak so cool vote him to legendary"
Meanwhile, your friendly Support is left with no love :'(

... Not that it'll deter me to stop playing Mercy or Zenyatta. At least I know what I did.

Edit: Garbo Hanzos. Please stop playing Hanzo and expecting to get a Pocket Mercy for some pigeon shit reason.

What Are You Listening To?

I frequently return to this one just because it's kind of epic.

Liking music you used to hate and music you used to like (but don't anymore)?

I've actually grown tired of almost everything I listened to since my pre-teens to just a couple of years ago. Papa Roach, Takida, Three Days Grace, Slipknot, Linkin Park, System of a Down and so much more. Just started progressively going through their tracks and realising that I'd been listening to most of them for years and they'd become so bland to me. All except for Stone Sour. Their latest three(?) albums still have some of my favourite songs on them.

That being said, I used to hate any music that had no lyrics. But now I've started to listen to a bunch of music without vocals, such as Dunderpatrullen, Lindsey Stirling and stuff from OCRemix (but that's because OCRemix is full of amazing VG remixes). It's somehow much more soothing.

I also listen to lots of Miracle of Sound because he does fan-made tracks for video games, movies and TV-shows (also some original content, so to speak) - I put so much more weight into those songs because I've consumed the media.

Weird Roleplay Ideas You're Afraid To Pitch?

I sometimes just think of crazy roleplaying ideas just because I need to exercise my creativity. A recent one was...

You are all different kinds of potted plants who have suddenly gained sentience but not the ability to really... do anything other than think. You don't know why or how this has happened, and that is not the immediate issue at hand either. The immediate issue is that your owner has been neglecting you for a few days and you are feeling quite parched at this point. You need to find a way to convey this issue to your owner and get them to water you, or somehow else get watered. You can worry about the matter of sentience after that.

This was never intended to actually be played or anything, just a crazy thought in passing. But I thought it'd be a fun one to share.

Hurt/Heal — The Christmas Edition

Santa Claus - 20
Dasher - 9
Dancer - 20
Prancer - 20
Vixen - 20
Comet - 20
Cupid - 20
Donner - 20
Blitzen - 20
Ms. Claus - 19
Santa's Elves - 20
Jack Frost - 20
Frosty the Snowman - 20
Grandma(from Grandma Got Ran Over by A Raindeer) - 20
Grinch - 21
Mr. Scrooge - 19
Ghost of Christmas Present - 20
Ghost of Christmas Past - 20
Krumpus - 30
Jack Skellington - 20
Sally - 20
Cindy Lou - 20
The Man Standing Behind You - 20

I need help with a project

Divine Territory

I'ma go out on a limb here and say hero.

Interview the person below you

Fantasy apocalyptic setting where random individuals would attempt to stop the apocalypse, which could only be accomplished by becoming a god, which could only be accomplished by killing a pantheon. I became that god, I stopped the apocalypse and became the eternal watcher of the world. Incidentally, this was also my first finished roleplay.

Yes. Because space. I don't care if it's a one way trip, I'd do it. Because space.

15 years old, had been smoking weed, came home and my parents were immediately like, "What's that smell?" Several minutes went by as they kept sniffing about, asked me why I smelled strange, looked at me weirdly... Eventually they just let me go. I've no idea if they knew I'd been smoking weed, but all that matters is that I got away unscathed.

1. Do you like waffles?
2. Do you like pancakes?
3. What is your opinion of the eventual heat death of the universe?