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CW: Hmmm.... kinky.
Dani: I'd agree, but Natsu just isn't my type.
CW: What? You'd fuck anything, Animal, Mineral, or Vegetable!! What, is it because she's a blond? A Marine? Nineteen? A Girl?
Dani: Try "A-nnoying"
CW: ZING!
Dani: Ba-dum, Tsh!
CW: Oh Natsu relax, this isn't a hentai. Muk spelled backwards isn't white.
Dani: One Piece has plenty of hentai, dude.
CW: SILENCE! The sanity of children is at stake. Besides, we don't talk about that garbage, none of it's of any good quality....
Dani:
CW: N-not that I know from experience...
CW: Aaaaahh... I feel refreshed. So what's going on? *Sees the mess* Geez... did the Golgathan visit in the middle of a mud wrestling match or something? *Notices Dani* What the-? You know what? I don't even wanna know. Is anyone here who was a virgin 6 days ago, still a virgin? You might also wanna check for hickeys, evidence of tentacles, slight sun burns, candle wax, evidence of BDSM, and basically any sexual kink aside from human waste. Dani's kinda fucked up...

Dani: *Grins all sexy-like* Relax. It's too early. Even drunk I know better.
*Playing on his iPhony*

CW: Let me get home. Snarling is hard on this thing.
*Wakes up after everyone oddly passed out at the same time 6 days ago*

Dani: Wh-what the hell happened? Why am I naked and modestly covered in mud?

*Looks over at Leonard, who is also covered in mud*

Dani: Oh, dear... I hope I wasn't too rough on the poor boy.
Zagan said
lol, wouldnt most people not want to let others be alone in that sort of situation? and I was gonna trip over another body, but with Jax seeing in the dark, kinda stupid lol


I was gonna have Steve snap at Jax about how he needs to be alone, and as he's doing that, the mask is slowly forming over half his face, before he realizes it and rip it off. Then he would trip on some blood, and taste a little bit of it. He would then want more, which would cause him to freak out about "Unacceptable Behavior", which would eventually cause him to break out the mask to deal with it.
Oh, Jax. So kind to Steve...

Let's see. Danger: Check. Darkness: Check. Bloody bodies.... Check...

I think it's time to unleash Mr. Vain...

You want depravity? Listen to Rucka Rucka Ali. I will not link, because I don't want to get into trouble for exposing minors to this man's... Let me put it to you this way. How has the United Nations not put a hit on this guy yet?
It will definitely be more fun than that movie.

I mean come on. We only got 5 minutes of Kate Winslet's tits! Lame! Oh, well. At least the boat sinking was cool. And they really couldn't take turns? Or stayed at opposite ends? Or found more wood?

Here, just watch this to understand why I fucking hate this movie:

Pop sounds good. What kind? I like Tahitian Treat.
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