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Dani: *Stands before IT, Leonard, and Sokolov* I have three holes you know.
CW: Well... I am a god, you know.
Dani: Oh, Griff. Why rely on fake c**ks when I can borrow.... .... ... that guy's! *Saunters up to some random dude walking by and whispers in his ear, causing him to pass out from a nosebleed. Then proceeds to carry him into a nearby hotel (while snagging an on break office lady as well).
-One Hour Later-
Dani: *Saunters out of the rubble of the hotel which has collapsed under the sheer power of her hips. Luckily, the building was evacuated when the quakes reached danger levels. Dani's got a shit-eating grin as she lights up a smoke while her... victims have similar grins but are walking bowlegged and disheveled back to what they doing before* Ah, It's nice to scratch that itch every once and a while. So... any other takers?
-One Hour Later-
Dani: *Saunters out of the rubble of the hotel which has collapsed under the sheer power of her hips. Luckily, the building was evacuated when the quakes reached danger levels. Dani's got a shit-eating grin as she lights up a smoke while her... victims have similar grins but are walking bowlegged and disheveled back to what they doing before* Ah, It's nice to scratch that itch every once and a while. So... any other takers?
Exactly. I figured Sundays would be jumping.
So... no one does anything... at all... in one day?
Dani: I'M FUCKIN' BORED!!! And boredom's the first step on the road to relapse
CW: *Holds up finger in "Wait one second" motion, then goes offscreen to a boombox and hits play. Cue "Goodbye, Horses"*
Dani: Oh! *Starts dancing while putting on lipstick* Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard...
Mal: *Facepalm*
CW: *Holds up finger in "Wait one second" motion, then goes offscreen to a boombox and hits play. Cue "Goodbye, Horses"*
Dani: Oh! *Starts dancing while putting on lipstick* Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard...
Mal: *Facepalm*
Mal: Actually, Miss Light, I have been unable to gaze upon those wonders even since I was blinded by the great wandering swordsman Roronoa Zoro. But I still have my other senses. My sense of touch is particularly effective when combined with my Vibe-Vibe fruit powers. The ladies love it for some reason.
Dani: Relax Jelly-Tits, You're not high. I'm seeing it too and I can't get high, believe me, I tried. I think me, you, and Natsu are the only sane ones here at present. Go fig. We're all the girls. Maybe men in this universe are just stupid?
Mal: Indeed, except for me. My wit is as sharp as my blade. And my intelligence is also quite high.
Dani: Yeah, but you can't see my tits, you don't qualify. Bet if you saw them, you just be a drooling idiot, too.
CW: I was gonna put in a segment here where Mal feels her up and determines that they are quite lovely.... but then I realized that'd be like me grabbing my... er, hem... and complimenting it.
Dani: What? No it isn't? That doesn't make any sense, what so fucking ever.
Mal: Indeed, except for me. My wit is as sharp as my blade. And my intelligence is also quite high.
Dani: Yeah, but you can't see my tits, you don't qualify. Bet if you saw them, you just be a drooling idiot, too.
CW: I was gonna put in a segment here where Mal feels her up and determines that they are quite lovely.... but then I realized that'd be like me grabbing my... er, hem... and complimenting it.
Dani: What? No it isn't? That doesn't make any sense, what so fucking ever.
Dani: Sisisisisisisisisisi-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Dammit, we are in for some good fucking times.
CW: Couldn't agree with you more.
CW: Couldn't agree with you more.
Dani: *Sneaks up behind Leonard and flips up his skirt* He's wearing a thong... ... ... It's a fetish.
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