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Dani: Eh, I'm bored now. *Picks up arm while other two are frozen due to RL, and reattaches it* You two pass my test.
CW: Is that it? Hmmmm... shame.
Mal: Indeed. I had hoped to join the scuffle if it had turned into a mass rumble. Anyways, Lord Super Kami Sable, shouldn't thy be posting in the true IC instead of sleeping here?
ladyonyx04 said
Burdened by glorious attack modes ❤


What's that mean?
Dani was suddenly thrown to the side, her weapons flung from her hands and her joy interrupted as her past self's carriage nearly flipped on top of her. "What the holy hell?!" She asked but barely had any time to react as Jell-O leaped at her "Yipe" was all she could get out as she rolled to the side and the girl crashed into the ground... kinda hard. 'Shit. Imagine if that hit. Might hurt a bit. What is she made of, iron? ... ... Ideeeeeeeaaaaaa....' A lightbulb went off, as Dani, still barely under the influence of her Amateratsu, grabbed the intruder by the throat, and held her aloft... right towards Hertha. Tossing her up a smidgen, Dani pulled her right arm back... an let fly "1,000 Suns!". In about 5 seconds she managed to pummel Light one thousand times with her fist and launched her clear into Hertha. Not that Dani expected it to do anything to Light, but it might hurt Hertha. "HA! How you like me-*Bzzzt!*... Huh? Bzzt?" Looking down at her right arm, Dani realized her last attack might not have been the smartest thing to do. She accidently threw her arm out. Literally, her right arm from the forearm down was now halfway between Light and Hertha, and Dani herself. "Ah, crap. That might drop my odds a bit"...

CW: Sorry Archie, but you don't just jump into a fight with Dani while she's speed up and get in the first blow. Come to think of it, I don't think anyone's gotten in the first blow. Certainly the last a few times, but never the first. Meh, whatever. This is actually kind of fun. Anyone else wanna join? Or at least make a bet?
Mal: I may join the rumble in a few more posts, if I feel so inclined.
As she saw the ground coming up to meet her face, Dani cleverly retorted with... "CrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrapCRAP!!!!" and took the full brunt of the impact. It probably would've killed her... if her ribcage wasn't made of metal. Instead there was a sound. This sound to be precise (or one similar to it. I know the exact one I want to use, but I can't find it. It's Zero's from Megaman X). Followed by a "SOLAR FLARE" as a massive eruption came from under Hertha actually managing to throw her off Dani, who now had one knee to the ground and her right arm in the ground. Pulling it out she crinked her neck and said "Thanks for the tip, but where's the fun in that? But I suppose, if you insist. HEY! BOSS-MAN!! CAN I GET THE CARRIAGE FROM THE OTHER ME? YOU KNOW? THE WESTERN ONE!" she yelled at me.

CW: But isn't that against the rules?
Dani: SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE BOOBS!!
CW: Fair point *snaps and carriage falls from the sky*
Dani: THANK YOU!!

Dani leaps on top of the carriage and pulls open the roof, reaching in and pulling out two... er... holy fuck. Well... er... KB? Your siggy? Yeah... she has one in each hand. "Trigger... Happy.... HAVOC!!!!" she cries, letting lose a barrage of bullets accompanied by maniacal laughter.
CW: Yeah, well her hotheadedness is gonna get her in trouble one day.
Mal: I concur.
CW: YAAAAAAAH!!! Jeez, Mal, when did YOU get here.
Mal: I have been silently observing the shenanigans for some time now.
CW: Oh. Man, I thought you left
Mal: You are my creator, and therefore aware of me at all times. Just admit, sire. You forgot about me, no?
CW: N-no! *Shifty eyes*
Mal: I can sense your shifty eyes...
CW: *Stares straight ahead* N-no you can't
Mal: *Siiiiigh*
Dani: Then Shall... we.... begin? *Places hands in prayer motion as a glow appears in her arms and torso. Making a large sweeping circle down, out, up and back to middle, the glow in her hands moves to merge with her torso glow. Then Dani rapidly thrust her palms down to her stomach, and the glow immediately moves to her feet then vanishes* "Amateratsu" she whispers, before vanishing, quickly reappearing directly in front of Hertha's chest, buster already in place "SUNSPOT!" and immediately fires 3 Rei Shots into Hertha point blank, leaving a blackened ring.

CW: GODDAMMIT DANI!!! I'm so sorry about this, guys. I promise she'll be nicer in the actual IC... I hope...?
Dani: Just because she's twice my size, doesn't mean she won't fall to my twins.
CW: Don't you call her Gigantits for a reason?
Dani: I meant my fists, you perv! Just go back to your Fakku!
CW: OOOOOOOOh...
Dani: She'll fall to my girls, too!
CW:Wait, didn't you just say...?
Dani: I meant my cannons!
CW: ... ... ... ... ... Sooooo... ... ... boobs?
Dani: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, SHUT UP!

CW: Trollololololol
Dani: HE DOESN'T SAY "TROLLOLOL" ONCE IN THAT SONG!!!!!!
CW: Jeez, cool yer tits.
Dani: That's it. After I take down Big Bertha, you're next!
ladyonyx04 said
Natsu: -crunch....eyes wide- it's buttery and it's salty! I love it!


Dani: *Snickers* Salty. I bet you do love it...
CW: *Thwaps Dani* Shut up and go back to insulting our lovely Behemoth!

ladyonyx04 said
Lo: Much like crab legs and butter.


CW: What the-?! No it fucking isn't! It's like popped corn and butter. Two completely different tastes and food groups! That makes no sen-Why is that baby on fire? *Random baby giggles*
Dani: *Grins maniacally* I called you Gigantits. You know... because you're gigantic... and your tits are proportionately so as well. And go ahead and try it. Physically it's impossible to toss someone so hard they time-travel into the future. Even if you could throw that hard, any object would disintegrate at that speeds and heat.

CW: What she said. I don't know physics.
Got it already, dude. That's the Red Giant (only more powerful)
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