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The Irish Tree said
IT: *pops out of nowhere* Hey guys, I found this fuckin' multiverse portal or some shit and found this portal to some kinda alternate dimension. I brought back a friend. I call him pickles.


Sweet. You have one of those too? Here. Meet my Rosario+Vampire girl.



Her name is Kaija of the Slattern Tribe.
This is what she REALLY looks like. Oh, but be careful. She's sensitive about her weight.



Maybe you know her cousin from the Jira Tribe. He's a really famous actor. His name is Go.



This is what HE really looks like.



Oh, yeah. His stage name is Godzilla.

The Irish Tree said
CW, take it you like tan chicks with huge assets.


Huh... never really noticed that. I also like green-haired chicks. Like the Sonozaki twins (frankly I prefer Mion. She's the innocent one).

(Pssst. Mion is the one on the Left)

P.S. Pickles is adorable.
The Irish Tree said
IT: Wait...didn't you already technically? You ran away crying.


Dani: Huh? Oh, that was Zombina. Not me. If it was me? Your giant form wouldn't even stand a chance.

The Irish Tree said
I NEVER AGREED TO BE YOUR WAIFU!


CW:

Okay, first off. You are NOT my (anime/manga) waifu. That honor belongs to Aisha Clan-Clan, Ryofu Housen, and Tier Harribel. Two, you are my second favorite of the monster girls (obviously, Zombina is my favorite, since Dani is based off her). Three... ... ... ...

I SUMMON THE POWER OF SUU!!!
Dani: True. But here is a picture of what Kii completely looks like.

Admit it... You'd hit it, too

CW: Fuck, I would. Every since reading Monster Musume, I have a new appreciation for Monster Girls.
Really? All the smash app told me was Shulk. And the website only confirms Shulk as well. So if everyone else is confirmed, please link me (especially if it's from Sakurai's mouth) so I can believe you. Cause Bowser Jr. looked interesting.

Oh, god. Please to tell me that the Duck Hunt Dog was just a joke or an assist trophy.
The Irish Tree said
IT: Let go before I shank you with poison oak in the asshole.


CW: n_n Nope! You can't do that because I'm just words typed by someone you will most likely never ever meet. So I can glomp you AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL I want.

Dani: *Stops running and looks at Kii, admiring her beauty* Hell, I'd hit it.
Whoo. Shulk. I'm all a tingle.
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The fuck is Shulk?
CW: *Le Gasp!!!* Kii!?!?!?! YOU'RE Irish Tree?!?!?!?!?!?!!? O.O

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Ultra-Mega-Super-Glomps Kii* MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!! *Snuggles into that GLORIOUS bosom*
The Irish Tree said
IT: *dodges droplets of water like a fucking ninja*


CW: I call bullshit, you're a goddamn tree.
CW: -_-
Mal: -_-
Everyone Else in my Head: -_-
Dani: *Looks up* -_-
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n_n *Drops trenchcoat and rips of bikini top* STILL WARM!!! Solar powered, Bitches! WHOOOOO!!! *Starts randomly running around, causing headaches, nosebleeds, and angry forehead veins galore* Hey! *Stops in front of Sable and yanks away umbrella* Wet T-Shirt Contest!! GO!!
CW and Dani: O.O *Ducks, Dives, and Dances anime-style int order to dodge the water/ice balloons*
CW: WHAT THE HELL DID I DO!?!?!
Dani: SisisisisisisisisisisisisisisHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Keep it up big boy! You can't hit me!

Mal: *Facepalm* *Siiiiiiiiigh* This is what I have to deal with.
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