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Kangutso said
Kang: *whispers to CW* Mind if I get Silas closer to her when that plays out?


CW: Huh? Oh, yeah. I don't care. In all honesty, Silas probably has the best shot at getting into a relationship with her. Well, him and women, cause... you know... lesbians are awesome.

Kangutso said
Silas: You okay Dani?


Dani: What? *sniff* Y-yeah! Yeah, of course. S-sorry, everyone. This is supposed to be the goofy room, and here I am, being a gloomy bitch. Let's do something fun! *Holds up a mug of rum* Let's get WASTED!!!
Dani: *Threanteningly clenches form a second... but then let's go, tension leaving her body* Fine. Fine. *Hugs Leo from behind* I'm sorry, Leo *Lets go and walks away, leaving a single tear on his shoulder* I need a drink.
Tea: Oh, dear. It seems Miss Dani's is under emotional turmoil. If I had to guess, I would say bad memories are surfacing.
CW: Indeed. This should play out quite nicely in the future of the IC.
The Irish Tree said
Leonard: I-its okay Dani...she's gone now.IT: *smirks* But the shame still remains. Sokolov: Cyborg lady, it was little Nyem-Nyem who put it in his putin.Leonard: *puts metal faceguard on to hide his embarrassment*


WD: Who?
CW: Relax. I have her trapped in hell.
WD: I don't care. I want her dead, if she so much as hurt Leo.
Tea: Unfortunately, that is not an option. She can not die. Her soul is merely a fragment of a greater being. Unless all 50 are killed within a year, they will merely regenerate. It is impossible.
WD: And who the fuck are you?
Tea: My apologizes. I am the one the Master chose to replace Nemesis after he got bored of her. Nice to meet you, Miss Watershin Danielle.
WD: Er... uh, whatever. *Turns to Leo* Hey, hey. It's okay. I'm sorry I wasn't around to protect you. I promise never to do that in the IC. *Gently hugs Leo, then glares at IT* As for YOU. *Grabs him by his branch and berries* Don't you DARE make fun of him. He suffered a major humiliation and you're just gonna pile it on! You're an asshole, and if your keep it up, I'll snap you in half!
The Irish Tree said
Leonard: *sweating bullets* Y-Yeah...Thanks Big sis...Um...about that...IT: *neck snaps to the side* HE TOOK A FIST IN THE BUTT!Leonard: *throws scalpel between Irish's eyes*


WD: *Insta-Sober* He did what?

ladyonyx04 said
Lo: -sigh- just don't let Dani hurt you.Natsu: yeah yeah whatever.


WD: Oh, please. I don't have time for relationships. I have more important things to do. Besides, *sigh* I'm the town whore, remember. Now... who hurt my little brother? I fist hungers for blood. *Cracks Knuckles*
The Irish Tree said
Leonard: *wakes up just a little bit* ...My aching head...Hi big sis...are you drunk?


WD: Umm.... hmmm.... Nooo~ooo...ooo? Yeesh! Yeesh I arse. Sisisisisisis-*Hic!*-isisisisisis... Silly... I don't get drunk. Iron *Hic* Iton stomach! Oh, wait... no, I has iron lungs. I can smokes lots!

The Irish Tree said
Natalie: And I don't.Sokolov: ...Oh wait. That wasn't ladies. Was pirates. Pirates like when Sokolov unzips their hands and shoves it in putin pooter.


WD: I still donts... fist in the butt feel like dick in the butt, which feel like buttsex. Buttsex no feel right. Plus you get dickin' fist covered in shit. Shit no taste good *hic!*

Kangutso said
Kang: Do it with her, that'll help.Silas: ...


WD: *Hic!* Oo~ho... you wanna have sexy sex with Dani? TOUGH *Hic!* is how I wnat it now. But no LEO-Chan! He pure! *Hic!* He stay pure! Or I kiiiiiiill....
The Irish Tree said
Sokolov: All ones Sokolov has seen have.


WD: *Looks at Tea*
Tea: *Looks at Dani*
Together: I don't.
Kangutso said
Silas: Yes, that's better. I know its not like I've seen you naked before, and believe me, I'm not against it, its just... *blushes slightly before abruptly turning* Should we return to the others now?


WD: Sisisis... Okay! *Heads back to the others all happy and go-lucky... it's really weird. Almost like she's drunk on power*

Kangutso said
Kang: Can't you just hide Leo and bring Nem back. Trap Irish in a room with her and that should do it.


Tea: I do not believe that would be a good idea. Whilst Irish Tree may enjoy the company of Nemesis, bringing her to this dimension would not only require the removal of either Danielle-Senpai, Mikhail-Sama, or myself, but the Master is also quite bored of being her. He is trying to keep things... how do you say... "fresh"?

The Irish Tree said
Leonard: ...That's alright. And yes, if big sis were here, I'd feel a bit better. But..for now. *glares at Irish* I think I can do this myself.


Dani: *Glomps Leo in the sisterly way* Did someone call for a Big Sis!!

The Irish Tree said
*proceeds to break every bone in Irish's body, plant or not, and then driving knives into all of his major arteries*


Tea: Oh... my.
Mikhail: *Sigh* I'm gonna hafta fill out more paperwork. Ugh... I hate paperwork.
WD: Damn, Lil' Bro. Didn't know you had badass in ya. You should whip it out more often. I think Ima claim you and Griff as my assistants in the IC. *Hic!*
Tea: Allow me to check.. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, but the Master cannot perform that action. As Irish Tree is an, and I quote, "Unpredictable douche who does what he wants" It would be impossible to keep him trapped in a world of the Masters own design. I'm terribly sorry. Is there anything else you wish for? Maybe Danielle-Senpai can assist you like last time?
Kangutso said
Silas: *stiffens when Dani sneaks up on him, then turns and watches her back-flip* That's good, but, you're kinda missing some clothing... And by that you seemed to have burned it all off...*looks to the side a bit*


WD: Oh, don't be shy, Silly! Not like you haven't seen me naked before. But still. I could use some clothes. *Reaches into Victoria's Secret Compartment and pulls out a two-piece, slipping it on* Better?

The Irish Tree said
Leonard: I...I don't want to talk about it...IT: He got fisted. By Nemesis.


Tea: The Master apologizes for Nemesis' behavior. He has no direct control over her. It can... be a problem. I wish to make it up to you, Leonard, is there anything I may do to make this up to you?
Aaaah. Cool. More post time. Lol ;)
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