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Bork Valding


OK, so the abbot wanted to show off his dwarvish. That was fine. When His Andrewness asked if he had a plan the dwarf shrugged. ”Not really. I have some ideas, and have made some sketches, a couple of which I have with me.” He reached into the scroll tube once more and unrolled a large piece of parchment with charcoal sketches and doodles on both sides.

One was a sketch of a large wharf along the coast, with lifting cranes, loading platforms, and warehouses along it. The warehouses were numbered, and were drawn as solid rectangles fronting the wharf that were extended by dotted lines into deeper rectangles farther back from it. The area immediately behind the warehouses was marked “right of way”.

Another was a cartoon map of the river showing logging sites and a path running down to it from the mine. On one side of this was a detailed sketch of a timber raft, and another of a log boom at the mouth of the river. In the area on the other side of the river, as if marking some sort of terra incognita, were the words: “No wainright?! Crappy roads? Transport problems! Try rafts. Ask Rorik how he got his carts.”

On the back side of the parchment was a picture of a wheelbarrow using wheels made from barrel lids and hoops. It had the caption: “Cooper?”

On the same side were various calculations of quantities of rope, wood, stone, gravel, and other materials. Rope was cheap, but whatever Bork had in mind was going to require a lot of it. Scribbled notes about inventorying tools, and also finding sources of tin and iron.

Bork listened next to the abbots “conditions” for his employment. He frowned until he realized that the conditions were actually challenges, whereupon his face took on a relieved grin. He had been afraid they would involve dress codes or paperwork or something. Building a stone wall without a stone mason? That could be done, if the ‘lads about town’ knew how to work and could learn anything.

Getting a plan written up in a week? He took the book and smirked as he leafed through its empty pages. Sure, one could whip up a plan in a day or in a year; it all depended on the amount of detail you went into. He had a pretty good idea how much planning he could do in a week; he’d push himself a little bit, but not enough to go crazy.

With a start, he realized the abbot had finished talking ; however, there was a minor detail. ”That’s only two conditions, your Grace,” he observed. ”The third?” He also wasn’t sure if His Grace meant the week deadline to apply to the wall as well. If he did, then he was a fool. A proper team of stonemasons with a design in hand and a load of material already in place could possibly build a wall like that in a week, conditions permitting. But here? With ‘lads about town’ and makeshift tools? Bork would go through the motions. No good being seen to ignore the abbot’s request. But he had already decided that he wasn’t going to make progress on the wall a priority in the coming week.

He would have to find out what if anything the last condition was before deciding how it would fit into his busy week ahead. After that, it would be time to examine his new digs, and then inform the goblin of his needs. It looked like the abbot was taking *his* leave, rather than leaving Bork to figure out how to withdraw from the conversation. That was a good thing. Spared a lot of fussy etiquette stuff. All in all, the abbot seemed interested more in getting things done than in standing on ceremony. Things were looking up.
Bork Valding


His Abbotness had given Bork the slip at the Rusty Peg, and the dwarf was not going to let that happen again. As soon as he discovered where Abbot Andrew Whitewood III was setting up shop, he marched straight to the dilapidated house.

Bork had dealt with protocol and procedures before. There was always some officious little goblin eager to feel important and throw his weight around by making people wait in line or run in circles. ”I’d like to talk to the abbot,” he declared to the scribe in the front room. “No, I do not have an appointment,” he continued, not waiting for the inevitable question. “And no, I do not wish to make an appointment; I wish to talk to the abbot. I know he is here, and I know that he has already met everybody in this town important enough to wait behind. Will you please just announce me? Bork Valding, Engineer.” He extended his card. “No, I did not give you that to ‘file away’”! he growled, as the scribe moved to consign his card to some oubliette in his desk. “I gave it to you to show the abbot when you announce me. Fine, then, I’ll do it myself. Hey! get your hands off me!”

The goblins retreated before the sound of their master’s voice, issuing from deeper inside the house, and Bork was able to walk into the abbot’s office unimpeded. It was gratifying. The dwarf gave the abbot a curt bow. “Greetings, Your…Grace? That’s the style, am I right? I am Bork Valding, engineer. I am not from here; I recently came to Pigeon Spit because I heard that the king wished to build this…town into something more. I am here to tell you how I aim to make that happen.”

His eyes widened a bit when the abbot invited him to the table. “You speak dwarvish?” he responded in the same language. “I am impressed, your Grace. Not many humans do.” He was even more impressed by the table itself. People worked at tables. Desks were for goblin clerks to hide behind while asking visitors if they had appointments. Bork realized that the abbot probably simply hadn’t had time to arrange a proper desk yet, but in the meantime, he liked to imagine that the abbot was hardworking. He declined the food and drink, having eaten beforehand. You never ate or drank at an interview or presentation because you might spill something on the nice clothes Roswith had picked out.

Tugging a scroll case out of a sleeve, he continued. “I brought my credentials and references, if you...r Grace wants to see them. As I said, I’m an engineer, and I’m interested in helping to build up this town. Specifically, I’m interested in improving the facilities at the mine and the port, as well as the transportation between them.” Bork had discussed some things with both the harbor master and the mining captain, and he could discuss them now with the abbot: the need for a bigger pier, or perhaps a wharf running along the coastline, with warehouses and cranes. The need to dredge the harbor to make it accessible to bigger ships, maybe even to salvage that derelict sitting out there just off shore. Bigger and better roads -possibly paved with tailings from the mine and crushed waste rock from the quarry. Locks, canals, and dams to turn the local river into a road that wouldn’t need paving, connecting the mine and the port.

“Of course, as your Grace understands, I would require a salary, to say nothing of a budget, for such undertakings.” He looked meaningfully about the room. “And an office, too.”
Bork Valding


Pigeon Spit. What a stupid name. Sounded more like an epithet one would use to berate errant workers. As in: “Move it, Pigeon Spit! No, the other hammer, Pigeon Spit! You guys are all dumber’n pigeon spit!”. And frankly, Bork hadn’t seen much of the town so far that would warrant a better name. The dwarf had heard that the king was sending somebody to shore the place up, develop it, make it into a town worth more than pigeon spit. That somebody clearly hadn’t arrived yet when Bork got there, so the engineer had set about on his own, making inquiries, visiting the copper mine and the quarry, talking to the harbor master about facilities and commerce, generally taking notes and forming some ideas.

Both the mines and the harbor facilities were badly in need of some tough love, to say nothing of competent management and a sense of direction. There was potential here. Hopefully, the decision makers in this community weren’t such idiots that they couldn’t see that, or appreciate the extent to which Bork Valding could provide those things. So it was with great curiosity and hope that Bork waited at the dock with a small knot of assorted yokels to watch the arrival of their new…governor? Mayor? Aedile? Commissioner? Whatever his title was to be. The guy Bork would have to pitch his ideas to in order to make things happen. And he had a few of those ideas already.

Bork was dressed in his “nice” clothes, an outfit that Roswith had picked out for him when they were still talking to one another: a beret that kept threatening to fly off his head with every breath of wind, a bright blue cloak fastened by a fussy brass brooch that took too long to polish, a tunic and trouser you couldn’t even really see under the cloak, anyway, and a pair of those silly, uncomfortable pointy-toed boots with shiny buckles as fussy and polish-hungry as the brooch. The dwarf glanced ruefully down at his feet, amazed and disgusted by how dirty and dusty those boots got just in the walk from the Rusty Peg. Once he had gotten his fill of disgust at his own footwear, he looked up to the arriving launch, to behold somebody, presumably His Whateverness, trying to disembark on horseback. Who did that? Perhaps the poor man had a Roswith of his own, Bork thought, loading him up with advice on how best to make an impression. Or worse: advisers.

It wasn’t long before the man paid for his folly; the horse faltered as it tried to step off the boat, pitching His Most Elevated Center of Gravity gracelessly onto the pier. The townsfolk giggled like idiots at this. Bork simply felt annoyance and disgust, much as he felt about his dirty boots. He was willing to give His Nibs the benefit of the doubt, assuming that he had been put up to this equestrian nonsense by somebody at court, or one those solicitous handlers who were now fawning over their fallen charge. Still, it was not a good omen for what was to come. The dwarf fervently hoped that His Officialdom would exercise better and more independent judgment when it came to matters of industry and commerce.

There was only one way to find out: follow the procession, now that it was once more up and moving, back to the Rusty Peg and buttonhole His Buttonholeyness as soon as he got the chance.
Not sure what the etiquette is for joining, but I posted a character sheet in the OOC, if you want to review before I post IC.
Name: Bork Valding
Age: 45 or so
Gender: Male
Species: Dwarf
Class: Primary: Engineer/gadgeteer type mid-level. Specializes in heavy, large machines and devices.
Secondaries: Low level fighter (Preferred weapon: spear with or without shield, also some grappling and dagger)
Low level alchemist: Assayance, mineralogy, some basic herbalism for making those chelating teas you give people with metal poisoning.

Appearance: Well, he looks like a dwarf. His beard and hair are prematurely grey, making him look older than he is. Unlike many of his kin, he keeps them cropped short. He is missing the tip of his right ring finger, and his right middle finger is smashed-looking and has no nail. He refuses to talk about how that happened. He is usually dressed in his work clothes, including a miner’s helmet, work gloves, a leather apron, and a tool belt.

Do they dress for other rolls? Bork has some nice dress clothes for meetings with “management”, but he only wears them when necessary.

Personality:

Point – blunt and honest to a fault
Point – conscientious and hard-working
Point – private about personal affairs
Point – visionary but practical. Put foundations under those sky castles and such.
Point – Almost as smart as he thinks he is.
Point - Ambitious


Motivation:
Loves problem solving. Wants to make big and new things happen and make a decent living doing it. He believes (incorrectly) that his estranged wife will reconcile with him if he becomes successful enough.

History:
Bork has made a name for himself as a mining engineer in his home town. He has also made a name for himself as a first-class jerk. He has come to Pigeon Spit because he got tired of working with idiots, and also because his home life had become unbearable (see Relationships). He has convinced himself that Pigeon Spit has much untapped economic potential, and has decided that the community simply needs a non-idiot to take charge and show ‘em how it’s done. Bork, naturally, has himself in mind as said non-idiot. Nosy people won’t find out much more about him because a) He’s pretty much unapproachable when it comes to his private life, and b) he doesn’t really have much of a private life.

Equipment:

Heavy work clothes including a leather apron, work gloves and boots, a mining helmet, and goggles.
Rock hammer, pick axe, and other mining stuff. Lantern and oil. Some carpentry tools as well. His work gives him access to rope and other things he might need.
A gambeson. A boar spear. A battered round shield. A dagger. (not usually carried)
Dress clothes for business meetings with idiots.
Small library of books on work-related subjects.

Weakness:

Married to work - this is a problem because he has an (estranged) wife. Bork just isn’t relationship material
Asocial and tactless - Need a smooth-talker to get you out of a sticky situation? Or to soften hard feelings? Well, you’re screwed. Read a room? Nope.
Incorrigible, stubborn know-it-all. Not only is this off-putting (see above) but also a hindrance to rethinking anything once Bork decides he’s got stuff figured out.
Partial hearing loss in one ear. One of many things he’s in furious denial about. Roll over, Beethoven.
Prone to seasickness. A problem considering the setting’s coastal.
Can’t swim. Ditto.
Uncultured. Bork is literate and knows his practical disciplines left and right. However, he doesn't do poetry or romances or stuff. Or music. If a book has lots of dry text about mechanics or mineralogy and confusing illustrations of assaying ovens or lifting cranes, Bork has probably read it. If it doesn’t, he probably hasn’t.
Mean drunk. Doesn't get drunk very often. But when he does: hooo, boy!

Relationships:
Roswith, estranged wife, left back at home. She resents the amount of time and attention Bork puts into his work and feels emotionally neglected. Bork has misread her discontent and thinks she’ll reconcile with him once he’s successful. His pursuit of success has, of course, only made things worse between them.
Rorik Fellforest (LN Dwarven Fighter/Cleric)- Mining captain, go-to source for any stone that needs to be quarried in Pigeon Spit. So far he and Bork get along simply because they have interests and goals in common. Whether their personalities remain compatible is yet to be seen.
Nelthurin Sebheon (aka "Nelf the Elf") (N Rogue) - Harbormaster. Interested in what's good for Pigeon Spit, but has some unconventional ideas of where legal authority fits into that. Is happy to work with pirates and smugglers if it means bringing wealth and goods into town. He and Bork are ambivalent about one another, but are currently willing to set aside differences to develop the harbor.

Character goal: Become successful and wealthy in his business. Reconcile with his wife.

Goals you would like for Pigeon Spit: Bigger and better-run mines (by himself, of course). Bigger and better run-port facilities (ditto).
Too late to join this one? I'm new here and have a character idea.
I just recently found this site. I've been roleplaying for longer than I care to admit, lest I age myself too much. Tabletop, play-by-post, computer games (usually single player). Love to play. Love to write. Mainly traditional western-style swords-and-sorcery type stuff, low-to-middling fantasy, or high-fantasy-from-a-worm's-eye perspective. I tend not to like overpowered or Messiah Boy of Fate type characters. But also occasionally other historical or alt-historical settings. Or space-opera (a la Star Wars)

There's probably some other stuff I could mention, but that's what pops into head now.
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