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Pirates Vs Mermaids

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Pirates Vs Mermaids

That feel when you just want someone to post because you are too boreddddd and too activeeeeeee.

@Tip

Iiiiii Feeeelll yyoouuuuu
Like the guy I'm interacting with
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XD every other time I make a tall thin stealth character. But this time I made a short punk of a tank <3 I think the forum must have induced brain washing

Pirates Vs Mermaids

XD MERE FOLK! Congregate to the hospital wing!! Go~go~

Pirates Vs Mermaids

You must have read it before I quickly edited it. Eh. I put that the lake is connected to the sea... Well I'm screwed then. THERE'S A SECRET MERMAID TUNNEL NO-ONE KNEW ABOUT! x3

@Tip

YES SECRET TUNNLE USED FOR SPYING ON THE LOCALS AND A SHORT CUT TO PLAY IN THE B-E-A-UTIFUL LAKE... THE TUNNEL IS HIDDEN UNDER THE MYSTIC WATERFALL

Pirates Vs Mermaids

Sorry my post is so lazy -- the perks from lack of sleep, everyone!

@Tip

I feel for you hun, I got a whole whooping three and a half hours of sleep. And now I'm on a 12hrs shift at work

Though I Did want to mention that I thought that she was casting her net in the lake not the sea? I could of mis read thou

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Ooo~ I was just about to suggest that!! Cleverclever~

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Damn, this was not going the way she hoped. Where in fact insulting his man pieces made her feel much better, she found herself very funny, it had not induced the rage she had been seeking. How would she make him upset enough that he would take her prisoner back to his camp...? She refrained from.pointing out that merefolks had the same bits and pieces as humans when they were in their humannoid state., and did in fact have to wear pants. She reached down into the water and adjusted her own short skirt. She stewed on how to get into his camp as he lowered his blade and climbed out of the spring. If she wasn't able to see his man bits before she could now. She quickly looked up as the sky trying to ignore her already burning face. Well he seemed pretty vulnerable now, she could attack again....but if that happened he might just fore go taking her prisoner and just kill her, which would not make her very helpful towards the cause... if she demanded that she wouldn't speak to any one besides their leader he may get suspicious of her, and this human was scary enough, she didn't think she could easily overcome the monster of a man that must led this one. Not to mention that this human seemed reluctant to out right harm her...which made.no sense to her..maybe he was just planning on using her in other ways later. She shivered. She would deal with that when it came.She didn't believe him for a second when he mentioned just letting her go. He was clearly just playing nice to try and get her to talk to him. She wasn't willing to call his bluff though. She needed to get into that camp! "Tell me about your singing blades." He said kindly, frowning at him she decided to see if she could talk her way into a solution, she waded to the edge of the spring, making to lift herself out of it. Her current humanoid form was not best suited to the water. As she put her weight onto her arms to heft herself out her palm hit a patch of slimy algae with a gasp she slid forward slamming her face once more against the accursed rocks. With a hiss she covered the gash in her forehead with her hands, "Holy Poseidon bullocks! For the mother of Neptune! Ah balls my head!!" She grunted out trying to blink the blood out of her eye. Her haw clenched, her bottom lip poking out stubbornly, just her luck! Now she would have to figure out the downfall of these humans WITH a horrid head ache and a six inch gash!

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<3 omg got to love 6am posts~
I'm so ded now =A= ssslllleeeppp where art thou ssslllleeeeeepppp

Pirates Vs Mermaids

Leo rolled her eyes, eliminated his trust? What bullocks. If any trust ever existed between their people it was shattered by the humans stealing their youth to use them sex slaves or muscle until thew were only husks. Leo felt a chill run down her spine as a phantom memory of hard punishing arms wrapping around her. She shook it off, this was no time to get all melancholy. If she was going to get out of here alive she needed to keep her wits about her. And at at this moment there was a naked man pinning her to the ground with a blade to her neck who was kind of demanding her attention. "Blades do not speak." he muttered at her, she bared her teeth in a grin, "You may not be able to get your blades to speak, human. But my blades sing." To bad they weren't here to give him a complimentary lullaby, she mentally kicked herself in the ass again. As she was thinking this his grip on her loosened, though cold metal still bit at her throat, she eyed him suspiciously, what was he up to?"I would put away my blade, miss, if I had any clothes on to hold the scabbard."She had just enough time to sputter indignantly before he continued "Relax. I'm not going to hit you. I don't hit women, but don't try to escape or I will hurt you." He released her with a shove, standing up, he continued to talk but Leos temper was getting the best of her in this painfully disgracing situation. "Oh! That makes sense! What a load of crock! Oh don't worry! I don't hit women, Because i call them miss which makes me a big strong gallant knight," She mocked, shimmying her shoulders. She held up a finger, "But don't move or i'll punish you! What does that even mean?" She sneered gesturing at his naked self, "Are you going to spank me with your non existent belt,"She scoffed. "And what is even with you! Do you get off on strutting around naked!" She saw the sword pointed at her and she knew she should shut her damned mouth but for the love of Posiden she couldn't. She had been thoroughly disgraced and for some reason she wanted to make this man as embarrassed as she felt. "Don't get me wrong, living in the ocean i have seen plenty of shrimp," She gestured at his man bits raising an eyebrow,"But this is just unnecessary! And what do you mean? As far as i'm concerned you could be taking advantage of the situation?! How do i know that your not going to drag me of to your camp where ill be raped then eaten? Humans are the monsters lurking under our children's bed!', She spat at him, she was full on raving now. what the hell was wrong with her! She hasn't gotten this worked up since she went into the guards academy. Thinking on it now..though it might be a good idea to go to camp. Ampi has been on patrol for quite awhile and these humans were nothing to be messed with lightly, her dear friend had probably been captured already. Besides if she managed to escape now, she would have no useful information to report to the Queen and her dignity couldn't take anymore blows. She opened her mouth to continue her rant but he suddenly grinned, knocking the air from her lungs like a blow "And I'm not a scumbag. I'm just a scoundrel." Heat rushed back to her face as she stared completely flabbergasted at this odd being.