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    1. Dahlia Hawthorne 11 yrs ago

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Current I HAVE NO MOUTH BUT I MUST SCREAM
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HELLO NEW PERSON I AM BEAR
Marianne finally stopped laughing, and sat up. "You guys are almost unbearable, I've bearly heard any form of apology" she said before laughing again. She then began to dig into her bear, she then spit it out. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THIS IS BEARLY COOKED" she said, before realizing what she had said, and began to laugh all over again.
Marianne couldn't sleep, so she got up to go have some of her bear. When she went out however, she found her bear was gone. "MY BEAR!" she cried, suddenly pulling out the hilt of her whip. "COME ON, WHO DID THIS, I'LL FIGHT YOU WITH MY-" she suddenly stopped, and her expression softened and she got a wide grin. "WITH MY BEAR HANDS" she yelled before keeling over in laughter.
Marianne stood up and dusted off her legs. "I believe I will turn in as well, goodnight, don't let the bears eat your internal organs" she waved as she took the bear pelt into the tent, and laid on the fur, regardless of the blood stains.
Marianne grinned and began to tell her story. "Once, there was a family of bears that lived in a cave on top of a mountain. One day, the oldest bear, went out for a stroll. Suddenly, a maiden of shimmering grey hair burst from the trees, and the bear was wrapped up by the maiden's whip. The maiden gracefully rode the bear through the tree, and the bear had felt that no matter what he did he could not be victor against this sparkling maiden. The bear surrendered, and in her wisdom, the maiden cooked the bear and fed some blind orphans, and was given several gold medals, and everyone else was jealous of her. The end" Marianne finished triumphantly.
Marianne was slightly entertained by Helona's story, it was certainly more realistic then the other ones. "Well I'll have you know I don't have such a mind to make up such ridiculous stories" she stated. "If I did, they probably wouldn't be any more believable than the ones I've heard thus far" she said. "I can tell a good story about bears, if that's what you want, but its not really scary" Marianne offered.
Marianne lifted an eyebrow in disappointment. "Really? This is all about monsters and experiments, honestly you'd think to come up with something realistic" Marianne sighed. "Helona, please tell me you have a good story, or I might just fall asleep right here" Marianne nudged at Helona with her shoulder.
Marianne thanked the hunter for skinning the bear vertically, and then sat down next to Helona, preparing for the story. "Now don't make it to scary, I intend to sleep tonight" she said sarcastically. "I have some pretty terrifying stories of my own, if you want to hear one of those" Marianne suggested.
"I definitely will be sleeping in the tent tonight, think of it as repayment for the bear" Marianne blurted right after the invitation for the tent was offered. "I didn't really bring a sleeping bag, but a bear pelt will work." Marianne said, reaching into her pocket, pulling out a knife. "Does anyone here know how to properly skin a bear? It would take hours to do a whole bear by myself"
Marianne stomped her foot in protest. "I said you could have an arm or a leg! You should thank me I let you have any at all!" she huffed. "And please don't mention bear stew, the more hungry you make me the less time this has to cook" she stated, sighing and beginning to set up the campfire.
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