Dannyrulx

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Home of Serbia and Montenegro

The empire sat looking at his children. Enthusiastic Anne and his wayward son that was America was here, as well as a few others. He offered a smile to Japan, winking at her, before turning to the matter at hand. "My daughter and I, and, I trust you America," he said, adressing the eagle, "won't be entering a war any time soon. Unless I hear that dear little Belgium had been violated,' he was really glad France wasn't here to hear that, she would throw a fit if she knew of another woman who he had cheated on. "And, besides, It's far too risky. Austria and Germany are thick as theives, and we're all,"

At this, he stood up to adress the room. "We all have obligations to other countries to step in should another one of us be attacked. The absolute last thing we want to do," he said, slicing his hand through the air, "is get all of us tangled up into some kind of... Grand European War with all of the powers hacking at each other. As much as I would like to assist you Serbia, it's not practical in the slightest."

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@Dannyrulxdon't you use my signature against me! I am trained in gorilla warfare!

@bluetommy2

I am trained with dealing with gorilla warefare.

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So far the central powers is entirely cute anime girls.

I don't know how to feel about this.

@bluetommy2

I do.

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<Snipped quote by Dannyrulx>
Now I am reminded of this, bet england would hum this about the good old days. XD

here

@TalijaKey

Very probably. If people are wondering how Britain is womanising:
Spain
Portugal
Holland
France
China
Japan
Germany

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I love how bar half of Canada, the US and Britain, all of the countries are Moe anime girls. Womanising Britain is gonna love it.

EDIT: Oh, and the Serbs I guess.

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Yes, his name length is 100% necessary.

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John Kingston Grenwich Edward Elizableth Westminster Percival Harold William Bullton

Name: The British Empire



Allegiance: Entende.

Personality: Regal. Powerful. Commanding. The British Empire doesn't have a lot of time left on the clock, but you wouldn't guess that by looking at him. There is nobody who doesn't know him, few that don't fear him, and he can use this to his advantage, domineering any room that he enters, and when it comes to the fields of war...

Likes: Oddly enough, Britain firmly believes in a sense of playing fair and not using dirty and underhanded tricks to get an advantage. He also has his eyes set upon a permenant legacy born in glory, and, of course, can find no fault with a nice cuppa tea.

Dislikes: If there's two things Britain can't stand, it's the growing sense of powerlessness he has from his colonies escaping his grasp, and the incorrect pronounciation of 'scone.' (It should be said sc-O-ne, not sc-on.)

Special Talent:

The Warmaster:
Britain has several million men from across the globe to call on, some of the best professional soldiers in the world, one of the hands-down most powerful navies ever to sail the seas, and some of the most venerable institutions of educating officers in the world. In short, he oozes military prowess.

Respected:
It takes a special kind of country to dare to stand up to the full might of the Empire, even in the wane of the glory days.

Weaknesses:

Traditional:
Britain is slow to take up new tactics and equipment, and slower still to implement them in a way that allows for mass production. He regards machine guns as nothing more than parlour toys, despite the usefulness of the maxim gun, and scorns the idea of semi-automatic sidearms.

Professional Army:
The Empire does not enforce conscription, and instead relies on a small traditional army. Whilst effective, until DORA passes and conscription is enforced, he simply doesn't have the same amount of troops.

Familial Relationships:
Litterally everyone in the world. The Enpire is known as the 'Empire on which the sun never sets' for a damned good reason, and he has family from North America to sub-saharan Africa, Asia to Australasia. The only continent he doesn't have some sort of relation in is the Antartic, and he wad the second person to get to the pole anyway.
Special mentions:
France, as his longstanding partner. Despite their arguments and spats, the two love each other really.
Canada, America and Australia as his favourite children.

Other: Nobody knows John's actual name, as several thousand years has left him with one so bloated and over-the-top that even he admits he can't remember half of it.

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@Dannyrulx Like it so far, add a little more meat to it and I'll probably give you the thumbs up.

@bluetommy2

Consider meat added.

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Tally.
Motherfuckin'
Ho.