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I like beanbags.
So the question is always there. Always. It's one of the biggest questions out there. How do we make hunger systems perfect? Well firstly, there are complications. Firstly, Asians just don't like food. We have to consider everything. Even the reason white people don't eat messy food because it'll show when it stains their skin. Black people are able to somewhat avoid this though, which is why children in Africa are always outweighing American kids.

Perfecting hunger systems? First of all, hunger systems aren't used ENOUGH. I don't ever see people using washing machines anymore---which many forget, that IS the right way to do it. But anyways, to perfect it, we firstly need to impose taxes on ketchup, mustard, and marijuana. Impose taxes? Where? Your neighborhood of course. You might be afraid to, but go to your neighbor's home, break their door, and command them to obey these taxes. Now, there is another tax. This one is trickier. You must tax their soul. Every minute of living is an extra fifty cents. Keep watch of this using networks of voodoo dolls.

Starve your family out for a bit. While they are in pain, kick them in the stomachs repeatedly to kill the nerves in that area. They will no longer feel hunger in their lives. This, they will only need to absorb carbon to survive. And this will make toilets obscelete.

The simple secret is using a washing machine beforehand to deaden them, to make them ready to have stomach nerves killed. Once you've done all of this, tax their soul. If they can't afford it, buy it from them. Or resale for extra money. If you're looking for someone to buy the soul, check Craigslist. There's always people swapping souls there. You could also sell them to me, as I am looking to purchase a few.

After you've done this to them, test them on one of your neighborhood cats. If things go as expected, the cat will be furless and pregnant (regardless of gender) at the end of the test. The person will apply these same skills to others, only it will have different effects on humans (ex: leprosy).

I hope this guide helps. It's been quite a controversial topic and I thought I should offer my knowledge. I'm a philosophy professor at Harvord University and I understand a lot of it all. Thank you for your time. Please spread this page around and tell your friends!

~Darkel
I like beanbags.
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Drakel said
Nat can have you now... I disown you...You also shouldn't revive dead threads.


Oh yeah?

NECROMANCY

(Waited two weeks to post this, because I'm a douche like that)
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NECROMANCY
Gah, I meant to put this in advanced roleplay
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Really?! What kind of surgery?!?!?!?!
THE FALLEN


Earth. A speck in the galaxy. As the universe turns, time merely ticks. The boundary between good and evil becomes more and more obscured. The two pour into each other, inevitably. The terror of falling becomes fearsome. What falls is an entirely different question.

A star has fallen, struck the earth. Rising up, the star was obviously no normal star. A Starian. A creature of great power. The Starians, creatures that make up the night sky as stars. One has fallen to earth in its true and terrible form. Summoning darkness, a force called the Nebulic, a race of premature Starians, but capable of being bent to their will. Originally thought to be angelic creatures, the Starians return with all but the opposite. The lasting terror begins as the crossover has destroyed thousands of barriers. With an unbalance force, ancient powers have been awakened. Mortal humans find themselves with strange magical capabilities. Some begin to transform rapidly into new creatures. The Hybrids rise.

Unconquerable power, a new era rises to earth as the planet's very empires begin to fall. The evil is spreading. The darkness coats the minds of the affected, will a light ever shine through it? As tensions increase between those living through this, can there be any solution? Will there be a reckoning?

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Welcome to Fallen. In this RP you will play either as a Nebulic or a Hybrid. The Nebulic are a band of evil celestial beings summoned by the fallen Starian to bring an age called Reckoning onto earth. Though nobody knows their true intentions, nor why they're so desperate to corrupt the world. But everyone knows that they're certainly a force to be beckoned with. The hybrids on the other hand are humans who have been given strange powers, due to the rip in the boundaries between mortality and immortality. These humans are given new, strange appearances as well as magical capabilities.

The beginning of the RP will take place in Vigrinia, US. A lot of magical radiation from the rip has spread there, giving the humans their powers. Meanwhile the Nebulic gather, their souls starving as cannibals, wishing to devour the souls of mortals.

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Rules
1. No godmodding, power play, Mary-suing, etc.
2. No instant kills
3. No killing characters without the owners' permission.
4. This is a literate RP. A paragraph a post. Grammar and correct spelling both apply.
5. Character development is required.
6. If you've read these rules, write "Starlight" in the "Other" section in the sheet.

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Hybrids
Hybrids, as stated early, are humans given new powers and abilities. Usually they have new appearances, but at the same time still resemble humans. Usually their new appearance involve multicolored/glowing bodies. (Ex: cyan glowing hair, purple eyes, lavender skin, etc). They can also grow new body parts and have previous ones altered. (Ex: cat/elvish ears, fangs, tails, claws, tentacles). Hybrids naturally can perform magic that revolves around defense and attack as well as manipulation of various things. These attacks are but not limited to, things like fire breath, water manipulation, electric powers, wind manipulation, etc.

Nebulic
Dark celestial creatures. Nebulic usually resemble humans, but lack many basic features. For instance, they have no nose. Instead they have scent glands on the inside of their mouths that are extremely receptive and can smell a rodent a mile away. Nebulic have darkly colored skin that usually glows. It's usually black or very dark purple to the point it almost looks black. Their eyes usually revolve around the lavender to silver to purple color-span. On very rare occasion, some will have red eyes. Their eye usually glow. Nebulic also have dark hair, if any. Their hair is sometimes made of smoke-like energy. Most Nebulic have long claws on their hands and feet and have four fingers on each hand and three toes on each foot. Though these toes are also very finger-like. They on occasion have tails. Most Nebulic wear nothing, as their bodies are plain and lack most features, leaving them with nothing to have shame over.

Nebulic have most of the same kinda of powers Hybrids do, but have the ability to change their abilities. They can also copy a Hybrid's ability simply by touching them. Nebulic are born with Sixth Sense, which allows them to see and hear things that may not be perceived by mortals or even Hybrids. Sometimes this includes each other. Many Nebulic have the capability to turn invisible and slip into a sort of ethereal realm. However when they do this, they are not capable of doing harm to Hybrids and cannot perceive earthly objects or beings. They are however confined to walls and hard structures.

Character Sheets
Name: (real full name. Nebulics usually just have a first name)
Alias: (nickname basically)
Gender:
Faction: (Nebulic or Hybrid)
Age: (Nebulic can be up to 300 years old)
Appearance: (make alterations to the descriptions above. Be sure to include things such as body structure, colors, attire if any, hair, etc, etc)

Personality:
History: (pm this to me to keep it secret)
Abilities:

Strengths:
Weaknesses:
Other:
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Really? See, for so long I thought it was enjoyable. I wanted to be a part of it all, you know.
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