Ok I've had this problem. See, I wake up screaming at 3 AM and I've puked all over myself. My eyes are bleeding and I thrust all about and quickly give out a scream with such horrid power that my entire heart seems to stop and I'm paralyzed. And I stay like that for many minutes. Afterwards I can hear the voices in my head telling me to kill my foster family quickly but gruesomely. At the same rate, I find myself unable to stop urinating and my limp body spasms uncontrollably. Then I spring to life, and my gender is suddenly reversed. This is when I instantly attack my toaster, because it jumped out and tried to grab me. I am then escorted to a mental hospital where I escape and form a feral tribe within the most gangster parts of the woods, while all the while evading the notorious tall man in the trees, because he is so scary. I then bag up my feces and place them neatly, yet, still pertaining a message of pure malevolence, on their front porch. If they have a chimney, I usually throw several dead animals down it. At times, those animals are their pets.
So, what is this that is happening? And how can I fix it?
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EDIT: Just saw the P's. Sorry. That was me tapping the keys because I couldnt stop moving. I didnt notice I typed hard enough to actually input anything until afterward.