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    1. Darkel 11 yrs ago

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Such a shame.
A few weeks ago, I had a very tired morning. I had stayed up until about midnight an woke up at five o'clock. So naturally I was sleepy. When I got to school, my first block teacher have her famous boring lectures. It nearly put me to sleep. My eyes were drooping and I couldn't keep them up. While I was trying to hold my eyelids up, I COULD HAVE SWORN I CAUGHT A GLIMPSE of something really FREAKY. It looked kinda like Slenderman, standing in front of my teacher... And I didn't have problems staying awake after that.
In A Thing 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Jster said
Oh hey that's perfect! I left my keys there last time I was drunk. Do you think you could go and find them for me? That'd be great.


Sure. But if I bring back an STD, it's on you.
In The Bus 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
You have clearly bested me.

Good day sir.

ILL BE BACK
In A Thing 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Jster said
Sign up three times to show how big your balls are.


This is the most genius thing I've read all day. Do this. I would follow this man's word into the pits of Tartarus. He obviously knows what he's doing.
In The Bus 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Doivid said
yeah you of all people I would expect to. You're kind of in that toellner subset of oldfags.


YOU SLIMEY VAGINA
In The Bus 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Why not? It's like a mattress-jumping party. Break out the pillows and let's get em flinging.

But seriously, the OP is a legit true story.
In Help me 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Hmm. Have you ever heard of the Sporum?
In The Bus 11 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
HER. It's Martha Stuart. The crazy lady at the White House told me. She also said the Illuminati runs JC Penny.
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