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Myriad Reality

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Your father?

@Host

*Chuckles*

My father, our father who art in heaven, Lord of Lords, King of Kings... lotta different names for dear old dad.

Myriad Reality

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Definitely not that many. Okay, better question, why all of a sudden?

@Meta

Opposition. That and my father locked me in a cage for a while.

*Shrugs*

Since I first rebelled against him actually. I'm just finishing what I started. Fulfilling fate, but in my way.

Myriad Reality

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I mean, humans are bad, but are they that bad?

@Meta

Do I need to recount every sin committed by man? I mean I can, but do you have the hours to spare?

Myriad Reality

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And what does that word mean to you?

@Meta

In this particular instance?

*Glances about, as though the answer should be obvious*

The eradication of humanity.

Myriad Reality

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*Glances around the empty world*
Justice, huh?

@Meta

*Smiles*

Yes.

Myriad Reality

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It pays the bills. What’s going on here?

@Host

Justice.

Myriad Reality

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What can I say, it’s our job. I’m Lily, and this is my host Gio. We’re both adventurers.

@Meta

You need a better career.

Myriad Reality

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Trust me, I would love to.

@Host

I'm sure you would.

Requester was anonymous. He couldn't tell ya if he wanted to.

@Meta

Once again you prove your lack of sense. Imagine accepting a deal without knowing all the fine print.

*Sighs*

Well, that still leaves the first question. Who are you?

Myriad Reality

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*Holds my palm to the ground, steadying myself*
Someone paid us to investigate what happened to this dimension. From the looks of it, they didn’t pay us enough.

@Host

*Scoffs*

You can just jump between dimensions at will? And you're still doing someone else's dirty work?

*Shakes head*

I swear, you humans really don't have any sense do you? But alright, I'll play twenty questions for now...

*Clasps hands behind back*

Who hired you and why?

Myriad Reality

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*The crack echoes audibly on impact*
Agh! Hey! We’re not enemies!

@Host

That's what most of the humans I killed thought.

*Pauses*

Well, when they weren't begging for their lives anyway.

*Steps closer, spreading my arms wide*

But let's say I believe you. You're not enemies nor are you more of those witless monkeys - although that's easier to say for your friend over there...

*Indicates Lily with a quick nod of my head*

Who are you and why are you here? And do answer truthfully. I'd really hate to have to reduce your minds to mush just to get a straight answer.

*Smiles*

It's such a messy process after all.