After some time drunkenly wandering the halls of the ship I hear something come over the intercom. It sounded like the Pink-Haired Commander Rin! What's better was she was talking about food! It was at that instant I realized that the only thing in my stomach at that moment was whiskey, and lots of it.
"Sounds like a plan to me!" I say to no one at all as my mind fills with thoughts of food. I stop though as I try to take a drink from my bottle of whiskey only to find it empty.
"Damn..... Who drank it all?" I ask, looking around for the sneaky bastard who drank all my booze. Then I remembered that it was me!
"Oh! I did! Good for me then! But there ain't no respuctful way for a man to show up to dinner without a proper drink!" I exclaim before turning about in search of my room.
"Lea! Where's our room!?" I ask, smiling at my dog. Lea responds with a single bark before turning around and walking. I followed her and soon we were back at our room.
"Good girl," I say patting her head as I place the empty bottle on the bed before tossing my bags before pulling out another full bottle of whiskey.
"Alright! Off to chow! Stay here girl, I'll bring you something," I say to her before leaving the room.
It took me a few minutes to find the chow hall. It looked like everyone was already there. So I promptly stumbled up to the table, almost losing my balance a couple times.
"HELLO EVERYONE!" I yell loudly, spreading my arms wide as I smile at the whole of the gathered.
"I wanted to apologize to everyone here for my rudeness earlier and getting everyone put in time out by our lovely Commander Rin. So as added apology I bring the gift of drink!" Speaking overly loudly and very cheerfully. I then open the bottle of strong whiskey and walk around the table. Pouring the whiskey into every cup I can find, whether or not they already have something in them already. Once I had served everyone some of my whiskey I walk, or more like stagger, my way up to Commander Rin.
"For you, my lovely Pink-Haired Commander," I say with a grin and sloppy bow. Before placing the half empty bottle of old strong whiskey on the table for her before I promptly, and quickly drop to the floor and begin snoring loudly.