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    1. Derpestein 11 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
9 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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9 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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9 yrs ago
What is love
9 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

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genghismike said
Sure it does.Honor among thieves, all that good shit.You don't betray your brethren.


Pffffttttt

Next thing you know, people will be dressing up in green tights and robbing the rich to feed the poor-
Wait...
I'd steal from the stealers, backstab the backstabbers.

We're a guild of thieves, after all.

Honour, justice and law don't come into play when you go about making a living stealing from people.
In Anime reviews 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Madoka Magica

Will deconstruct your feelings

Shit on your now deconstructed feelings

Throw it into a fire

Then cook marshmallows because of the goddamn ending that's so bittersweet.

10/10 would let feels be shat on again
Dat sleeping tho
In sometimes 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Raxacoricofallapatorius said
It was the most depressing essay I ever wrote.


Hi, mister raxaconspicuousfallapasuspicious.
Antarctic Termite said
Different concept but relevant gifThis is Benham's Disk. Stare into the center for long enough and you'll see colours in the 'sections' of the circle. Different people see different colours at different times.


I SEE YELLOWBLUE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS COLOUR OH MY GOOOOO-

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My CS will be up soon.

notdeadyet said
Im copy/ pasting this character from my cs list in my sig. (Feel free to poke about. I welcome your critiques and feedback) and editing it to match the cs you asked us for. This char was for another rp, but that RP unfortunately never got going so i never got to use the character.5'4 and 95lbs.Her assortment of staffs^^^, and her signature staff(Below)[i]"Its my wish, that everyone could sweat a few more drops, cry a few more tears, and bleed a bit more blood. That they could give just a little bit more of themselves, before they died."(Ill draw this one and post it on devianart.) Tall, thin, floating, ghost like thing, covered in mask, and mirrors. They have very long arms, with monstrous claws on the end.Violent, Merciless, VengefullBesides claw attacks, she will form an orb of unsettling energy and hurl it at people. The orb will physically push you, and cause massive hallucinations. Can also push/ pull you into a mirror to fight there.


People have prolly already said this but...

...

Witches are what happens when a magical girl dies. Either they go completely insane with hysteria and sadness and depression so that their soul gem gets corrupted or your soul gem gets destroyed. Witches names are strange but are actually names, most of the times. Charlotte, Kriemhild Gretchen, etc.

They don't come back. They die and give birth to a new, evil entity that kills shit. Then other magical girls kill them.

Them those girls become witches.

Then more girls come and kill them-

notdeadyet said
Also, ive never actually heard of much less seen the show this is based upon. (I know the shames.)


Oh. OOOOOH.
That's why! You haven't actually watched Madoka Magica.
I suggest doing so, because the generic magical girl really can't be used for this. Because of soul gems, incubators, witches, etc. Having an angsty girl is a no no unless you want them to die fast, because soul gems get corrupted by dark emotions like sadness and when they corrupt completely...
Witch. Death.

...

Yeah your characters going to die and fast, sorry. Magical Girl Derpy flies away on a broom to kill other magical girls for land.
Can't see it.

I can't stare under normal conditions. When I WANT to stare, I blink. When I don't, I stare and zone out randomly.

Why ;-;
Biscuit got up on one foot, oblivious to the fact it was already healed. He saluted. "Who are the greens?! Why are they trying to kill us?!?!" He asked with increased severity.
"...Also, can I eat that pizza that was on my foot?" The grimness and severity in his voice disappeared.
"OH MY GOD IT HAS GREEN ON IT!"
My crisps are all gone, sorry Baku.
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