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  • Last Seen: 9 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 11 yrs ago
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    1. Derpestein 11 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

9 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
9 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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9 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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9 yrs ago
What is love
9 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

BrobyDDark said
Greg.


I just shat my pants, that's horrifying.

Spookestein ran into the room, boarding up the door seconds later, not bothering to gather his breath.
"PAPA SPOOKS! GREGGS COMING TO KILL ME FOR ROBBING HIS BAKERY! PLEASE HELP!"
"Now what did ah' tell ya 'bout stealing other people's things, Spookestein?"
"NOWS NOT THE TIME, PA-"

The door was kicked down.

There was a man in a top hat, monocle and somehow had a moustache on top of his spiderman mask.
He wore an Apron, with four squares and 'Gregg's' on it.

Oh, he was holding a flame thrower, too.

Papa Spooks and Spookestein were burnt alive as Greg laughed maniacally.

"You just got..."

He took off his mask, revealing another spiderman mask.

"Baked."

YEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

-Halloween CSI episode.
UnendingEmpire said
UnendingVampire


I...

Feel sorry for you.

You can't enjoy many foods that have Garlic.
Awson said
, ja?


Too spooks

Spooks overdose

Call 91-Spooks m8
Say your spooky halloween name that'll go away and be forgotten come November 1st like our meaningless finite existence!

Spookestein.
scribz said
I'd fuck me in the mouth.


I have a camera.

And an internet connection.

And a cloning machine.

WE GONN GET BIG MONEHS
Napoleon said
By good you mean fantastic? The entire scene with Walken being held up at gunpoint made that film brilliant.


Indeed.

The twist that Billy was the Jack o Diamonds was unexpected. Subtle, though. Still great.

I think my heart broke when Hans and Billy died.
Derpestein said
Will get a post up later today.


HAH! SUCK IT, TIMER, IT HASNT BEEN 24 HOURS YET SO IT IS STILL-

...Crap.
ChadsWorth The Thrid said
An official looking goat walks in to the meeting room. He is wearing a goofy army hat, with at least on metetric ton of badges upon it. He sits down on one of the empty chairs and proceeds to look uncomfortable. He opens his mouth to speak, but looks a bit distant. He remembers and then speaks with a serious look on his face. He gets up and leaves, slamming the door. On the table, one gold bag for everyone in the room appeared, each with 100 gold in them. A note was attached to one. It stated "You're welcome- GM."


"Having the goblin king saved is all the reward I need..." Derlinder said..."Though the coin will help." The goat hurriedly levitated a bag and took it, before his book snapped shut, placed in a bag under his robe alongside the money. "Gentlemen...We shall head, for Doom-Town!" The goat galloped out the door...

And stopped to wait for his companions. "...Come to think of it, that name sure is fore-shadowing...Hmm."
Will get a post up later today.
The vid is cute.

And the trumpet doesn't sound half-bad.
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