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The Neckbeard Stroker

STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 8 yrs ago
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  • Last Seen: 8 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 11 yrs ago
  • Posts: 3313 (0.86 / day)
  • VMs: 1
  • Username history
    1. Derpestein 11 yrs ago

Status

Recent Statuses

8 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
9 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
3 likes
9 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
2 likes
9 yrs ago
What is love
9 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
1 like

Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

In ParaCom: Adversary Inside → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Interest Checks
Hey Uber.

I'm still a Paracom operative.

William Burkley, character of CO-GM Derpestein, doesn't die so easy.
In amputation bandwagon? → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
idlehands said
You can have a hole cut into your bowel through your side and shit in a bag, does that help?


...So I don't have to go to the toilet anymore and can be a lazy fuck to my hearts content?

Sorry, I'm off to my local surgery.
In amputation bandwagon? → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Derpestein said
I want to replace my legBut the problem reaches my assSo i can'tcause I can't shit with no lef ass


can you shit with a prosthetic ass guys

help

I need to find out, google isn't helping me
In amputation bandwagon? → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I want to replace my leg

But the problem reaches my ass

So i can't

cause I can't shit with no lef ass
In Worst Halloween Ever → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
User said
well as im British im better than all other people. and for that reason i demand more respect than everyone else.


Jesus fucking Christ (is his actual middle name).

I'm British and I'm not such a racist bigot.

You bring dishonor to our people, User.

You must commit seppuku.
In Good Evening Spam → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Tital pls
In Of Goats, Goblins, and Mages → 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Wait, I thought someone could only use magic with something close to them or what they're best at-

Oh. Nvm, his specialty is summoner sooo...

But if you don't want to waste energy, there's a spare saddle somewhere. Spellborn/goblin riding a goat.
In OMG HI → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
KuroTenshi said
Hey guys


whothefuckareyou

You two lovebirds keep it PG-13...
In Rate the Signature Above You → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Your image doesn't work there, Rare.

5/10
In Paladin Foster → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
PaladinFoster said
Can't say I have a girlfriend, that doesn't really matter to me anymore. Not more than it does to anyone really. I can say I don't need this baby blanket though.Gotta say the college experience rules. Real life rules. I have friends, classes, work, personal projects. I create art and get drunk, live life. Oh god I remember that now. I meant it as a joke but that's just so creepy and blech. Typical of younger me. Anyway yeah fuck like 90% of the people in Spam at the time of my leaving. Necroing this thread just to piss you buttchuggers off. Smell ya later.


I read this in the voice of a pretentious, pompous twat from your avatar.

It...Kind of fit. I don't know.
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