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  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 11 yrs ago
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    1. Derpestein 11 yrs ago

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Recent Statuses

8 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
9 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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9 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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9 yrs ago
What is love
9 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

In New to spam 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
HollywoodMole said
... Damn.


Holy shit mole where the fuck have you been you not very well known spam newbie that left after a while mole.
Jesus.

What a reentrance.

Welcome back, person who promptly leaves.
"DAMNIT, EZRI! WE STILL HAVE THE SKELETON WATCHING, IF YOU DO THAT BOTH OF YOU WILL DIE!" What the hell was she thinking?! Will had to kill the Skeleton and fast, before it decided to take a shot at Ezri.

Thoughts flew in his mind, of a battlefield, of his squad dying in front of him to the Six. He wasn't letting that happen again. William slid over a crate and hid behind a pillar, his pistol sliding out of his holster into his hand. Spinning around, he aimed at the skeleton. "Taking a shot at skelly before it fucks up Ezri and Xue." Will pulled the trigger, accompanied by the loud 'bang' and the flash that he was used to.
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William took a deep breath as he saw the three ghouls. He pumped his shotgun, prepared to dash for the one on 'overwatch' as ParaCom called it, and said over intercoms, "Hauling ass. Going up against the overwatched Ghoul." William relied on his training, zig zagging to dodge the up coming shot that was going to happen then tucked and rolled beside the pillar, to the side, peering over and looking at the Ghoul.

"Killing the bastard."

He aimed and pulled the trigger.
Will got out of the ship quickly, his armoured feet pounding on the floor. Over intercoms he said, "Kill any and all paranormals you see. Update every time you attempt extermination. Over." William went behind a pillar, obscuring him and providing cover. Peeking around the corner, he saw Lee hiding behind a truck near a Ghoul. Will decided to help him out, as Jack was in a vulnerable position and could be killed if he made a wrong move, because even though Ghouls are weak, they could still kill you.

Will ran to the Paranormal, feet pounding and shotgun in hand. He took cover by a broken crate very close to the Ghoul. Bringing his shotgun up, he aimed at the ghoul and...

Blam. He pulled the trigger.
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Join the Roleplayer guild IRC, then say /join #para
When human enemies arrive, shit's gonna go down in Will's head.
Burkley nodded, mostly to himself, and privately radioed back. "Roger that." He looked around the airship, studying the recruits. Ezri, especially. She seemed too peppy to be going into a war like this. In fact, Burkley frowned. This brightness would be diminished as with many other rookies that had lost their lives in a battle. Of course, that was why he was here in the little lady with the rookies.

To stop them from completely fucking up and dying on their first mission. "Alright, rookies. Some of you have been in wars already before and some of you haven't. Doesn't matter. What we're going up against is something you won't have ever faced before. Hopefully we only get a few Ghouls, but if a manticore or a Djinn gets to you...You're good as dead. That's why I'm here. To make sure you don't screw this up completely."

He stopped looking at the rookies and stared intently at the drop ship exit, waiting for the ship to land...
Sergeant William Burkley gripped his shotgun railgun in his hands tightly as the veteran soldier boarded the drop ship, a blank expression on his face, knowing what was to come in the next battle. He didn't need to know the briefing, because Search and Destroy missions were all the same. Get in. Kill. Get back to base unharmed.

Will sat in the drop ship and strapped himself in, his black powered armour glistening in the light inside of the plane. He stared at the two vocal and bickering siblings. "If you two would stop yapping on, we have para normals to kill and lives to save. Speaking of saving, save this argument for later."

He brought up his radio, setting it to HQ. "Assassin here. Helping out the rookies in the mission."
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