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The Neckbeard Stroker

STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 8 yrs ago
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  • Last Seen: 8 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 11 yrs ago
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    1. Derpestein 11 yrs ago

Status

Recent Statuses

8 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
9 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
3 likes
9 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
2 likes
9 yrs ago
What is love
9 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
1 like

Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

In check out what I did the other day → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
MDK nominated for the role of the Legless Horseman for the new Sleepy Hollow.
In ParaCom: Adversary Inside → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
REALLY SORRY FOR NOT POSTING!

I've been busy in real life.
In Two Things → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
bu dat was 3.

0/5 wud edge agen
In Lets Play "End of the world" → 10 yrs ago Forum: General Interest Checks
The first one.

Being grizzled awesome mercenaries is just cliche now. Being a survivor in the apocalypse with next to no skills is pretty good.
In happy thanksgiving, turds → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Fuck your thanksgiving.

Long live her majesty the queen.

...Speaking of, I just had my first cup of tea ever yesterday.

It tastes like shit. It's jolly good.
In Is Walmart on Black Friday our Hunger Games? → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
There are already people hiding on top of the shelves, with people using bows and arrows made out of pointed coupons on sticks and underwear.

They're choking people to death with condoms.

And then they have poisonous frozen foods.

It's horrific.

It's...

Black Friday: Catching Discounts.

That was horrible kill me now.
In ba-na-na-NAAAA NAAAA na na na NAAAAAAAAAAAA NAAAA → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
...No.

No god please no.

God no please.

No.

Please no.

NO.
NO.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
In Lets Play "End of the world" → 10 yrs ago Forum: General Interest Checks
FUCK YEAH.
In Bye spam → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Turrah.
In 30 Days till Christmas → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Rare said
People have been hyping me about Christmas since Oct. 31st...


AND FOR GOOD REASON

GET HYPED

SANTA CLAWS IS GONNA COME FOR US!
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