Derpestein

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Superbowl!

Why do they even call it Super Bowl? I'm pretty sure there are no bowls with superpowers in football.

@Derpestein

As a professor of Ballology, I believe it has something to do with the shape of the stadium. You see, the Superbowl is a North American ritual in which they play a sport known as handegg, no one actually knows the rules of this sport, but a major component of it is that the ball itself is actually a large egg containing no yolk, but rather only albumen fluid (egg white). The players of handegg continue playing the game until the 'ball' is smashed, releasing the egg white within, though they don't stop playing indefinitely, rather they keep bringing new eggs until the entire stadium (the bowl) is flooded with albumen. When this happens the players begin drowning in the fluid, only to rise again in a glorious rebirth as Übermensch, ready to conquer the Earth.

@Larfleeze

You would know a lot about balls wouldn't you.

[@Mr_pink]

FOOL, DO NOT MOCK THE ANCIENT STUDY OF BALL SPORTS, WE ARE AN ORDER OF PROUD, NOBLE SCHOLARS WHO ARE OLDER THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.

@Larfleeze

... In human;'DO NOT MOCK THE SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM! WE ARE AN ORDER OF PROUD, NOBLE (AMBIGUOUSLY GAY) PLAYERS WHO PLAY WITH BALLS MORE THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.' Jock-lly.

@Derpestein

I'LL CRUSH YOUR BALLS IN MY HANDS!

@Larfleeze

NOBODY COMES NEAR MY FOOTBALLS, BITCH. -waddles away on his shoes with balls attached to them- ... AND JUST FOR GOOD MEASURE, BITCHING FIRE KAMEHAMEHA!

Superbowl!

Why do they even call it Super Bowl? I'm pretty sure there are no bowls with superpowers in football.

@Derpestein

As a professor of Ballology, I believe it has something to do with the shape of the stadium. You see, the Superbowl is a North American ritual in which they play a sport known as handegg, no one actually knows the rules of this sport, but a major component of it is that the ball itself is actually a large egg containing no yolk, but rather only albumen fluid (egg white). The players of handegg continue playing the game until the 'ball' is smashed, releasing the egg white within, though they don't stop playing indefinitely, rather they keep bringing new eggs until the entire stadium (the bowl) is flooded with albumen. When this happens the players begin drowning in the fluid, only to rise again in a glorious rebirth as Übermensch, ready to conquer the Earth.

@Larfleeze

You would know a lot about balls wouldn't you.

[@Mr_pink]

FOOL, DO NOT MOCK THE ANCIENT STUDY OF BALL SPORTS, WE ARE AN ORDER OF PROUD, NOBLE SCHOLARS WHO ARE OLDER THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.

@Larfleeze

... In human;'DO NOT MOCK THE SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAM! WE ARE AN ORDER OF PROUD, NOBLE (AMBIGUOUSLY GAY) PLAYERS WHO PLAY WITH BALLS MORE THAN YOU, YOU LITTLE NERD.' Jock-lly.

Superbowl!

Why do they even call it Super Bowl? I'm pretty sure there are no bowls with superpowers in football.

@Derpestein

As a professor of Ballology, I believe it has something to do with the shape of the stadium. You see, the Superbowl is a North American ritual in which they play a sport known as handegg, no one actually knows the rules of this sport, but a major component of it is that the ball itself is actually a large egg containing no yolk, but rather only albumen fluid (egg white). The players of handegg continue playing the game until the 'ball' is smashed, releasing the egg white within, though they don't stop playing indefinitely, rather they keep bringing new eggs until the entire stadium (the bowl) is flooded with albumen. When this happens the players begin drowning in the fluid, only to rise again in a glorious rebirth as Übermensch, ready to conquer the Earth.

@Larfleeze

You would know a lot about balls wouldn't you.

[@Mr_pink]

Classy.

Superbowl!

Why do they even call it Super Bowl? I'm pretty sure there are no bowls with superpowers in football.

@Derpestein

I understand it has something to do with bouncy balls.

@mdk

...Where in the name 'Super Bowl' does it reference bouncy balls? Or does this involve symbolism and metaphors?

Superbowl!

Why do they even call it Super Bowl? I'm pretty sure there are no bowls with superpowers in football.

The Last Wizard (EnA Format)

CHARACTER NAME: Sylvester Champogne Gender: Male Age: 23 Character skills: KABOOM! Able to create explosives like grenades and use them. Fatal flaw: He needs resources like gun powder to create said explosives.

ROLLS!

2. K-Kaboom? The resources make a chemical reaction, exploding and dealing damage. 3. Et tu, chemicals? Explodes, dealing less damage than a 2. 4. Couldn't build the explosive. I expected better of you, Sylvy. 5. Almost managed to make and throw it, but it doesn't explode when it reaches the enemy. 6. KABOOM! Some damage to the enemy. 7. KABOOM! MOAR DAMAGE! 8. KABOOM! Even more damage. 9. KABOOM! Well, this thing is dead now... 10. KABOOM! All remains are gone. 11. KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! HOLY CRAP, IF SOMETHING DOESN'T DIE BECAUSE OF THAT, SYL HAS BIT OFF MORE THAN HE CAN CHEW BECAUSE THAT THING IS INVINCIBLE. 12. KAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! An explosion to kill Gods. (Plus the resources are in tact, yay.)

Biography: The Guild of Exploding Items is a guild of scientists specializing in one thing: Things going kaboom. They work to help with household accidents (that result in something going kaboom), supply soldiers with things that go kaboom (...They go kaboom) and make explosives for soldiers. (that, you guessed it, make things go kaboom.) Sylvester is a veteran of such affairs to the dismay of his family who just don't understand his fascination with things going kaboom. Have I mentioned kaboom yet?

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