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The Neckbeard Stroker

STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 8 yrs ago
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  • Last Seen: 8 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 11 yrs ago
  • Posts: 3313 (0.86 / day)
  • VMs: 1
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    1. Derpestein 11 yrs ago

Status

Recent Statuses

8 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
9 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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9 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
2 likes
9 yrs ago
What is love
9 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

In Men vs. Women Race to 1000 → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
615 !
In Sherly-senpai → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Why are you ruining all our fun
I'd like to claim credit
Why must you hurt me in this way ;-;
Sherlock hurts us all, Halo...Shhhhhhh... Shhhhh...
And yes, Hank, I am butthurt. Both figuratively and literally, considering the surgery was on my coccyx.
How did you get butthurt when you had surgery on your cock?
Woah woah woah Halo had cock surgery? That poor chicken! What happened to him? Did Halo put him into illegal cock fighting?
In hi there i'm new → 10 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
hi all, I'm new on this forum, I joined beceaus I whaned to Rp more. I did make a big story/ Rp with a friend of mine and I hope to get better with rp'ing. And I'm happy to rp with you all ^^.
Welcome, welcome, to the big wide guild. Look around. Mingle. Roleplay. If you need any help, feel free to PM me~ We're all more than willing to help you out in understanding this...Place. ... Unless you go into Spam. Then they're going to eat you alive.
In SO, about that Jordanian Pilot? → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Just so you guys know, I'm talking about the one ISIS went all Nero on. (Sorry, Roman Empire joke.)
are you usually surrounded by idiots
Considering how the majority of the internet acts...
In DICKS → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Grettistthread15k
In Sum up your week in roleplaying in just 3 words → 10 yrs ago Forum: Roleplaying Discussion
Dedicated to project.
(This is cheating but) Helping with project. Sick all week.
In Sherly-senpai → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
read: OTT hating on specific people and drama, which has always been Spam's lifeblood
Erm, erm... FUCK YOU AND FUCK THIS DRAMATIC THREAD! Am I reviving well, Halo-senpai?
In Hello there. → 10 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
WELCOME TO THE GUILD, NEWCOMER! YOU ARE BLESSED BY THE BITCHIN' FIRE KAMEHAMEHA! SAFE TRAVELS! But yeah, it's nice to meet you. I hope you find a good RP and some cool friends.
In Go through the Alphabet before someone posts a My Little Pony Picture → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
B because Spiders (arachnids) are the best.
HAH, THAT'S A HALF PONY! WE ONLY GO HALFWAY BACK TO THE START... And... We were at...B... That takes us to A. ... Fuck you too.
In How Did You Get Into Roleplaying? → 10 yrs ago Forum: Roleplaying Discussion
Went into a chat site. Saw people using *'s and -'s to describe actions. Joined in. Started getting better. Left because of all the text speak and 'd0dge' and autohits. Found here before guildfall.
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