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Derpestein male Member

The Neckbeard Stroker

STATUS: I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters. 8 yrs ago
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  • Last Seen: 8 yrs ago
  • Old Guild Username: XkatX
  • Joined: 11 yrs ago
  • Posts: 3313 (0.86 / day)
  • VMs: 1
  • Username history
    1. Derpestein 11 yrs ago

Status

Recent Statuses

8 yrs ago
Current I'm gonna be gone for some time. Stuff related to boring real life stuff. I won't be back in like. A week. Feel free to kill off any of my characters.
9 yrs ago
"You have no friends." NO NEED TO REMIND ME, GUILD! >:C
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9 yrs ago
Damnit, Witch. Right in muh feelings ;(
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9 yrs ago
What is love
9 yrs ago
@Zorogami I know that feel :(
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Bio

Sometimes I pretend to be an airplane, because it discourages tripping and other clumsy acts, because any mistake I make is the death of innocent men, women and children.


...I swear I'm sane.

Most Recent Posts

In New but not. → 10 yrs ago Forum: Introduce Yourself
Welcome to the guild.

Enjoy your stay!
In AskRaiser Anything!!! → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Is everyone here addicted to cancer?

Because this thread is giving everyone cancer.


Hey, you posted here too.

Do YOU like cancer, Mister Key?
In AskRaiser Anything!!! → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Why did you make this thread?



Have a sad puppy.
In Hi Guys → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
It's like we're the borg and Hank is the only thing that hasn't been assimilated That explains why he's so sour all the time <3
To assimilate or not to assimilate?
In The Last Wizard (EnA Format) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
And so, the three adventurers set off, as Sylvester didn't object at all. He was just tinkering with his ingredients and making sure everything was in order, so his bag didn't erupt in flames. It would be tedious, if not for Sylvesters experience in explosives. And just for that matter, he tried...Experimenting. (Rolled 7.) The explosive he created was decent enough and would serve him well on the journey. "Onwards!"
In The Last Wizard (EnA Format) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
While normally we'd wait for Alamantus to post, now I think Derp should go ahead and post to respond to Al and their new direction. Then I'll set the scene in the woods, I guess.
Okay~ Just a heads up, tomorrow I'll be rather busy.
In Hi Guys → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Kibbles and fries. Tasty.
In Hi Guys → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
And so a newbie unknowingly steps into the hive. Escape while you still can. Escape with your sanity still in tact.
In Thunderf00t and Skep Torr speak the truth → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I like his spunk, but his memes make him the worst person. Full stop.
So you're a devout follower of the feminists religion? How is the feminist inquisition going?
No, those were just stupid, humourless memes. I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE The new annual spam holiday is Equality Day. It's the day where you get to stab anybody and everybody regardless of gender, race, disability or age. "Happy Equality day, son." Stab. Please don't take me to the mental asylum. It took me months to escape.
In My name is Barry Allen → 10 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
What was the name of the show this was from, again? A flash live action show sounds interesting.
It's called Central City.
Well. Aquaman is underrated ._.
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