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A product of...well, actually Daisy had no idea when or where or why or how or to whom she'd been born, but she could guess.

So. A product of that generation so prone to distractibility, Daisy (or perhaps the elf, or, more likely the both of them), was fortunate in that she was watching Veti work with the Wight (surprise, surprise, another traitorous move) instead of whatever the fuck it was the necromancer had done to her dog. She turned her attention to her otherwise markedly independent hellhound, just in time to see him roll to overlarge, soot-black paws and bounce over to her, tongue lolling in what was undoubtedly a toothy grin. He'd left Old Guy and the elf -- the hell was she doing there? -- behind him, clearly quite pleased in whatever part of the rescue he'd had.

Daisy rolled her eyes.

"I suppose you'll be expecting a belly rub and a new toy?" she said drily. "Well, I've got news for you. Your best bet at that is playing with Dead Thing #2," Daisy hurled an accusing finger at Veti and her new partner in crime, "so we are giving her the silent treatment. Now -- "

DONG

Daisy winced at the sudden, somewhat out-of-place sound, and only then seem to realized she stood just slightly off-center of a vortex of sand, noise, and gunfire she'd chosen not to take part it. God(dess)Bird, Part Deux had told them that all was required was sneaking past the giant dog statues, and as both were reasonably occupied, she figured she could be in and gone again before this absurd game of dog-and-wolf-and-mouse-and-other was half finished.

And she might have, too, were it not for the Graphite Giant playing the martyr, like everyone in this stupid group seemed apt to do.

She stared idly for a minute, while Artie sat beside her on giant haunches, scratching at a balding, bloody patch of fur, wondering what would happen if the rock monster crushed the silver guy. An image filled her head of a little girl drawing a picture, sharing colored pencils with friends or classmates.

No one ever used the black pencil.

She was moving before she really knew what was happening, Artie loping along beside her, looking for all the world like he was chasing after one of Veti's tennis balls. He skidded to a stop beside the Graphite Giant, stooping slightly to wriggle a massively muscled beneath the wrong edge of the blade, before offering up his own impressive strength against the statue. Fur and flesh began to smoke at once, eliciting a low, warning growl from the hellhound. Daisy kept her face impassive as her gut twisted with something dangerously close to concern.

"Hey, C-3PO," she called to the Aluminum Asshole, as the ducked to plant herself behind the statue, "if you get my dog killed, I will fucking end you."

Then, invisible Scythe in hand, she tucked herself under the leg the statue had used to catch itself. 'Decay' would not be nearly so useful here as it was in Death. But catching the dog-thing off balance had worked pretty nicely the first time, and if it wasn't broke, there was no reason to fix.

She touched the tip of the Scythe, still invisible to anyone but herself and Artie...and maybe the Wight, to the sandstone interior of the statue's leg. There was a single, scalding flash of light, and then the stone began to crumble into dust.
Goddammit, if we don't give Adam a fucking sitcom soon, I am going to go on a rampage.
Unlit said
Brainfreeze motherfucker! Hah. These are some awesome posts!


I get irrationally excited whenever I see a new post. Four in the morning? Work in three hours? Perfect time to read a new post!


Ivy might have been annoyed at her furry travel companion for dragging her away from the action...if she hadn't been so utterly, completely and totally thrilled by the action itself.

It seemed almost unbelievable. One minute, silence. Stories about floating castles or pirate robots, or something -- she could hardly remember anymore -- the next, there were toads, and toad innards, and explosions she was positive would win her some sort of prize thrice over in anyone had heard. And they most certainly had. At this point, the sleepy occupants of Motorhum would undoubtedly be after them again, which was just as well, because her apron was running low, and she wanted to make more loud noises.

She giggled to herself, avoiding stumbling along by some miracle, as she stared at the teetering remains of the charred walls they'd tried to use to keep the swamps where the swamps belonged. It was a long moment before she realized she couldn't hear herself -- or anything, really -- over the high-pitched whine in her ears. That threatened to upset her manic giddiness, afraid she was missing more explosions, until she remembered she only couldn't hear because her first (or third? Or fifth? Whatever) Sparky venture had probably obliterated her obnoxiously normal eardrums. She'd have to fix that later.

For now, she had the few remaining toads to consider...though none of them seemed to be following. They had instead clustered around the base of the wall the giant toad king, or whatever it was, had been using as a shield. Apparently, not a very effective one.

Ivy dug her heels in hard against Jötz's retreat.

"Stop!" she demanded imperiously. "We have to go back!" Or at least, she hoped that was what she said. It was hard to tell.

There was some reason the warty little projectiles weren't following. She wondered idly if they were poisonous. She was sure she could use their grimy skins in some way. Perhaps an amphibian clank. That speared fish. And small fishing vessels. Ivy wasn't much for competition.


“Now, this isn’t a Heterodyne story like your mama tells you when she tucks you into bed at night... Well, not exactly. Oh, we all know they’re out there somewhere, fighting the good fight, but right here and now, the Heterodyne Boys are gone. Their lands are overrun, their machines destroyed, their servants scattered, and nothing remains but their name. At least, that what everyone thinks...!”
- Girl Genius, by Phil & Kaja Foglio

~~~


I guess this is the mandatory OOC section...
It has begun.
It was growing late, and, as usual, the darkness and the hour bade Max pay that much more attention to her phone.

The grayish thing was supposed to be chrome, but the ten-year-old hand-me-down, a flip phone from the prehistoric era, still had its uses. She didn't use it much. In fact, she only had a handful of numbers in the programmed into the phone, anyway. Her mother's cell, and the number for Bradbury Grace Memorial where she worked (because phone bills went unpaid just slightly more often than either Max or her mother felt comfortable with). The house, cell, and work numbers for Jim Darcy, the middle-aged widower who lived down the hall from their small apartment at the north end of town. The apartment super, and the number at the boys' preschool downtown.

Shooting Stars Preschool and Daycare was open to Jack and Cody Jackson on a scholarship that was supposed to put them ahead when they started kindergarten next year, which basically had Max over the moon, even though she knew her little brothers well enough to know they didn't need a fancy school for all that. But it made her feel better about leaving the boys with their mother on days when Dominique came back from a triple shift too exhausted to tell the twins apart. They'd been at the preschool for a couple months now, and seemed to like it. And they got free lunch and breakfast there, so that was cool.

Meanwhile, their fifth birthdays were next week, and Max had left BGA -- Baile's Gymnastic Academy -- an hour early to get to the mall in time to find them something suitable. She'd been saving up for two months (pretty easy when you didn't go out much, anyway) buy them gifts. Ideally, loud, with flashing lights and motorized, moving parts.

That way, she could play with it, too.

But the fates had thus far conspired against her. Almost an hour and a half here at the mall, and she hadn't found anything but cheesy t-shirts, sticker books, and last year's best sellers from the $2 DVD bin. Also, a cup of frozen yogurt, a giant pretzel, and two cookies...but that had all been for Max. She'd be getting home too late for dinner. Probably.

She was about to give up and just head home -- shopping or not, she hated leaving her mother and brothers home alone so long...especially when her father was in town "on business" -- when she spotted a familiar face through the sea of yellow 'Sharing' shirts, and brightened.

Calmly, politely pushing past the gently insistent brochures-with-legs, Max barreled through one couple and two groups of middle school kids, ("Oops...sorry. Sorry! I...um...forgot!") to catch Iikka and Jason Bertrand before she lost sight of them again.

"Jason! Iikka! Wait up! It's Max! From school! Where we all go together!"
I'm actually about half way done with my opener. =)

Anyone else come out to play?
It'd be a hell of a plot twist, and Dot would begin to ship Nestor/IceQueen hard.
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