So when I wrote this I was going a little Horse Crazy. Honestly though, what good delivery service doesn't have a horse or two.
Name:
Hay
Alias:
Horseman, Horse Guy, Horse
Gender:
Male.
Age:
68
Race:
Horseman
Appearance:
Position:
Tech Expert
Personality:
Honestly, Hay is much like how one would expect a horse man to be like. Horsey but also strangely manly. But then again I guess most people don't quite understand what Horses are like when given manly traits. Ahem. The Horse man is the perfect combination of indifference towards those who do not feed them and empathy towards those who do anger them. Hay, like most horsemen, tends to be more than slightly aggressive towards everyone around him. While this may make him a hard person to be friends with, everyone loves him because he's a horse. He is witty and sarcastic and smarter than humans because they do not have the combined power of both Horse and man. In all seriousness though He's kind of a
asshorse. Prone to violence and quick of temper Hay makes both a great pet and crew member.
Biography:
Okay so before I begin, I wrote this before I saw the warning to not keep it below the acid trip line.
Hay and his various brothers now spread out through humanity were created to be the perfect pets for humanity. Engineered to be both great friends and good to ride on with the added benefit of living many many many lifetimes, the Horsemen were the new Humanity's best friends. Hay was picked up by a small family who wanted a horse for their daughter. Being young and rather naive Hay was actually quite a decent fellow. As the child grew Hay didn't really grow at all since he was a Horseman, but hey, he learned a lot about human nature. Soon the girl grew up and didn't need a horseman anymore so Hay became a babysitter of sorts. Doing jobs in a out eventually Hay earned enough to send himself to community college. After a few years he got degrees in computer science and Finance. After that he began to take odd jobs around the universe. Eventually he ended up on a planet named Scull and met the Doctor. Intrigued the Doctor hired him and with his half-self taught half-shitty college experience Hay took on the part of Tech Expert aboard the Ship! That still needs a name maybe.
Catchphrase:
"I'm a god damn horse."
Miscellaneous:
Cthulhu?