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A DRUNKEN SPLEEN PRODUCTION

Near Astraea, Ethean Empire


Anukyr cursed silently as he watched the unfolding mess from atop a grassy hill. Not one or two, but four armies had already arrived to fight for the Eye. He sighed in frustration, the Goddess had apparently decided to test his faith yet again. Common sense would have made him turn back and return to the Khaganate and the High Priestess with empty hands. But if he were listening to common sense then the Red Priest would have refused the quest to start with. Besides, if Anukyr ordered a retreat now, he and his followers would surely be cursed and haunted by the souls of their fallen companions for their cowardice and for making their sacrifices useless.

“So, what do we do now, Anukyr?” Sahavir asked, finally breaking the silence.

“We’re here to take the Eye and return it to the great temple in Karablagasun.” The Red Priest replied sternly, turning to the priestess he continued. “It’s our divine duty, not only to Babash Talek but also to those who fell since we entered this cursed, heathen, country.”

“If you want to kill yourself go ahead.” Sahavir replied, gesturing to the distant battle. “But please, recall that unlike everyone else here we do not have an army at our backs. We go down there and we die.”

“Maybe we could sneak into the ruins?” Anwukhuar suggested meekly, his brown horse shifting uneasily. “Use the battle as a distraction and snatch the Eye before they realize what’s happening.”

“And I suppose you think we would be able to do that?” Sahavir asked in an acidic tone. “I don’t know about you but they didn’t teach us how to infiltrate and steal during my days as an initiate. That’s assuming the Eye is still in the ruins.”

“Do you have a better idea then?” Anukyr half hissed. “Because I’m not going to simply turn back now.”

Sahavir was about to reply when one of the surviving Blue Priests spoke up:

“I do have an idea.” He pointed towards the city north of the ruins. The tiny bells strung in his beard jingling as he moved. “We go to Astrea. It’s clearly inhabited and properly maintained. So it must mean that the Old Empire still controls it. The Avestas teach that the people of the Old Empire were the first to follow the Red Goddess, surely they will give us shelter once we make our identity known.”

Anukyr regarded him silently, analyzing the plan for a few moments before replying:

“And how can we be sure that it isn’t simply another heathen tribe that controls the city? That they won’t simply shoot us once we get close enough?”

“Do they look like nomads to you, Anukyr?” The Blue Priest asked as he gestured to the battle. “Even from here I can see that they fly the colors of the Old Empire. Besides, even if they aren’t what other choice do we have? We can’t stay here and wait for the victor’s mercy. As you are so fond of reminding us, we still have our mission to carry out.”

“It’s worth a shot.” Sahavir agreed. “But still, the Old Empire still standing...imagine what we could learn from them if this is true…”

“You forget that they may have the Eye.” Anukyr warned. “The Eye we’re supposed to retrieve.”

“The High Priestess sent us here to make sure the Eye doens’t fall into the hands of heathens. If we’re right and it is indeed the Old Empire then we need not worry.” The Blue Priest retorted.

Both Anukyr and Anwukhuar prepared to reply and continue the argument before Sahavir silenced them:

“Yes, yes. The sacrifice of our fellows and bla-bla-bla. We’re not forgetting about them, but we also must accept the fact that we’re not in position to do much. Had the High Priestess convinced the clans to send us with an army maybe we could do something, but we’re only seven riders. Wounded and tired from weeks of travel.”

“Besides, I’m not going to raise my sword against the Old Empire. No matter what you say.” The Blue Priest added. “They were the first followers of the Red Goddess.”

“I know my theology, Shankar.” Anukyr snarled and then sighed. “But it seems we have no choice here. We ride to the city and pray for the best.” He then turned to the Blue Priest. “But if this doesn’t works-”

“We all die. Yes, but our chances aren’t that much better if we stay here either.” The Blue Priest then turned backwards to the rest of their party, who was probably having a similar discussion at the base of the hill, and called out to them.

And so they turned their horses towards Astrea, avoiding the ruins and the battle completely. Anukyr and the two remaining Blue Priests at the front, followed by the two remaining warriors and priests. Sahavir, as the only interpreter and diplomat of the group was left at the rear of the formation.

As the riders neared the city they could see the distinct forms of men moving about the walls, some yelling and pointing in their general direction. Men began to line up on the walls, bows held at the ready but bowstrings not pulled back, yet at least. Then the gates opened and a group of thirty heavily armored men marched out and began a slow trot towards the riders. It was clear, even from a distance, that these men were no nomads. They held to a tight formation, the kind that only men who drilled on a regular basis could. Their laminar armor shone brightly in the sunlight. The weapons they held were crafted by true blacksmiths and all looked to be new. Finally as the armored troops neared Anukyr and his party they came to a stop.

“Identify yourselves” One of the armored men shouted in the nomadic tongue, his accent was clear even to those who couldn’t speak the language.

Anukyr stared back at the man, he didn’t speak a word of the nomadic language. Instead, it was Sahavir who spoke for the group:

“We’re priests. Hailing from the Axasiri Khaganate in the west and sent here once we received word of the Eye’s location.” She then turned to Anukyr, who nodded for her to continue. “Are you Etheans?”

The armored man eyed Sahavir for a moment before speaking again. “Yes xenos, we are Etheans. I know not of this Axasiri.” He paused before continuing “Are you children of the world-mother?”

“We’re faithful servants of the Red Goddess of the Volcano, if that’s what you’re asking.” She replied before saying something to her companions in her own language

“Close enough I suppose” The armored man muttered. “You may follow us into Astraea, but be warned xenos, we will not hesitate to cut you down should you prove to be a threat.” With that said he turned and led his men back towards Astraea.

“They will let us in.” Sahavir announced to the group. “Don’t to do anything stupid, let me do the talking and keep to yourselves.” And with that they followed the riders into the city.

As the entered the city it became apparent, if it weren’t so before, that the city was very much alive and being maintained. The walls were in great condition, with men seen patrolling the battlements and manning the ballistas. In the distance the sounds of a bizarre or market could be heard, despite the fact that a small war was being waged beyond the walls not too far away. Even so the only figures in sight were those of the heavily armed and armored soldiers that now eyed Sahavir and her party warily.

“Are these our guests” A young woman asked as she strode into view. Her dress, that of a vibrant red silk chiton, certainly set her apart from the other Etheans in sight. Small pieces of gold jewelry that had been woven into the silk jingled as she moved. Most of her pale blonde hair was allowed to fall freely from her head, although a small amount of it was kept in a bun by a pair of ornaments. She smiled warmly as she looked at the ‘guests’. “Welcome to Astraea” She said as she approached the group of outsiders.

“We thank you for your hospitality.” Sahavir replied with a cordial smile. “To be honest, we weren’t expecting to find the Old Empire stil standing. Though it’s a relief to be proven mistaken.” Sahavir then turned to her companions and told them to dismount.

“Just as much as it is a relief to finally meet some… civilized xenos” The woman responded as she closed the distance to Sahavir and embraced her like a dear friend. The armored Etheans tensed, but otherwise made no motion. “You may call me Aleris if it pleases you” The Ethean woman said as she released Sahavir from her embrace.

“It’s a relief to be so well received.” Sahavir replied, somewhat discomforted by this Aleris. “I am Sahavir-Oiur, priestess of Manurta, the god of merchants and traders and interpreter of this fellowship.”

“Your presence here must be the will of the world-mother” Aleris said as she shifted her gaze to the others in Sahavir’s group. “But I’m sure you and your companions are tired and hungry. If you’d like I’m sure I could arrange for some food and wine to be prepared in short order.”

“I thank you for your offer. And we would be honored to receive your hospitality.” Sahavir replied with another smile before adding more hesitantly. “But do you have anything other than wine? I don’t mean to offend, but my people isn’t used to consuming alcohol and I would rather avoid any possible incidents.”

“Would water suffice?” Aleris asked. “And I hope you don’t mind fish. I would offer you something else but… well Astraea isn’t known for farming.”

“It will be more than enough.” Sahavir replied before turning to the group and telling them what was just agreed. The Axasiri cheered a little bit and Anukyr gave her a complimentary pat on the back.

Aleris, and more than a few heavily armored soldiers, led the Axasiri to what one might consider a nice tavern. If by nice tavern one meant a building the size of three normal taverns put together and decorated by paints and statues that must have been centuries old. It was the kind of place one might expect nobility to be found. Oddly enough the ‘tavern’ was devoid of occupants, except for a few servants and guards.

“The chefs will be done preparing your food soon” Aleris said as she led the group to the largest table in the room. “If you’d like to clean yourselves” She continued “you will find the public bath in that backroom.”
Sahavir translated Aleris’ words and added a hissed warning of her own as the rest of the group went one by one to the public bath.

“Once again, I thank you for all this.”

“You are the first guests we’ve had in centuries” Aleris said. “It's the least I could do. I’ve been hoping to speak to some non-hostile xenos for a while now anyways. Sadly the nomads don’t make great conversationalists.”

“Don’t need to tell me that.” Sahavir replied, mood darkening. “We tried to talk to them once and lost three of our own. Bunch of heathen savages the lot of them.”

“Indeed” Aleris agreed, much of the warmth seeming to drain from her pretty face. “All attempts to make peace with them have ended in tragedy.” There was a moment of silence before she perked up again. “Ah look, it appears that your food is ready.” She gestured towards several servants who were carrying plates of fish and bread. The servants said nothing as they brought the food over, scarcely looking towards the Axasiri.

“Now then” Aleris began, “I’ve been told you come seeking the Eye.”

“Yes, we have.” Sahavir started, apologetically. “But we were working under the assumption that the Old Empire was gone. Once we heard that the Eye was here, the High Priestess sent us to make sure that the Eye didn’t fall in the hands of heathens.” At this she turned to Anukyr, who had by this point washed off most of the grime and dirt from his dyed hair, and translated something to him. The Red Priest replied quickly and Sahavir turned back to Aleris. “My companion here is wondering if you know anything about the ongoing battle.”

“I must confess that I do not know much” Aleris said with a small shrug. “From what I’ve heard there are three foreign forces out there right now. His Imperial Majesty took a force comparable in size to what the nomads brought, so I’m sure he will find nothing but victory.” She gestured towards one of the armored men. When the soldier approached she whispered something to him. He nodded before marching out of the tavern. “We shall see if the situation has changed” Aleris said.

“Now I must say” She continued “that this series of events can be none other than the will of the world-mother. For how else could we make contact with the outside world while at the same time obtaining the Eye?”

“Indeed.” Sahavir replied. “The Avestas speak much about the glory and power of the Old Empire. And to see that it still stands despite everything, will open up many new opportunities to us.”

“It is nice to know that we haven’t been forgotten” Aleris commented. “But tell me… how do you expect to return to your homes? Honestly I’m amazed you made it here in the first place. How many thousands did you leave with?”

“We departed the Khaganate with 10 riders and made our way through the lawless lands between our nations without much trouble. It was only when we entered the lands of the savages that we found opposition. And that was only because we miscalculated and tried to trade with them.” Sahavir replied before she turned to speak with Anukyr. After a minute or two she turned back to Aleris. “As for our return, we originally thought that keeping a low profile would be enough. But with all these armies around we think it will be feasible to slip away in the confusion.”

“Perhaps” Aleris didn’t sound convinced. “Though I should warn you that the region will be flooded with savages soon. They’ll number in the tens of thousands by the end of the month. They’ll try to breach our walls.” She rolled her eyes. “And like always we’ll repel them. I might be able to arrange transportation via ship to another of our cities. It won’t get you terribly far, but at least you will have a chance of skirting around the nomadic horde.”

She turned to Anukyr and soon the rest of the party had joined the discussion. After several minutes the conversation died off and Sahavir turned back to Aleris.

“And where would this city be? The Khaganate is in the western tip of the continent. If we follow the river for too long we will end up too far to return in time.”

“We have cities all around the lake” Aleris answered. “Any one of them may be far enough away to reduce the dangers you’ll encounter.” She shrugged. “Barring that you may just want to wait the nomads out. They’ll lose interest soon enough. They always do.”

Sahavir translated to her group and after another short discussion she replied:

“If you would have us, we would be willing to send some of our group by ship to bypass the bulk of the nomads while the rest waits here for them to disperse.”

“Very good. I shall bring the matter up with his Imperial Majesty once he returns.”

“Thank you.” Sahavir replied. “Is there any chance that we may be granted access to some of your religious texts? I would be very grateful for the chance to study them.”

“Certainly. I’ll see that some be delivered here.” She waved at a nearby soldier, who nodded before taking his leave. “In the meantime feel free to make yourselves at home here. You may treat this entire building as if it were your home and all those you find in it are your servants. But please do not leave the building.” She offered them a warm smile before asking “Is there anything else I can do for you?”

“You’re already doing more than enough.” Sahavir replied with another smile. “Thank you.”
In the Northeast of the Axasiri Khaganate. Lands of controlled by the Aunchini Great Clan and their tributaries

Shesk Aglur-Byhar tightened the grip on his lance as he watched the unfolding skirmish from a vantage point atop a hill. In the plains below a couple hundred Grogars warriors, the remnants of a larger band, tried to stave off the Axasiri cavalry. Hundreds of horse archers riding in a wide circle around them, peppering the surrounded enemies with arrows as they tried to catch up with their enemies.

Shesk scanned the horizon. Hours before his sister and Ghazan had led a mounted detachment to chase off the Grogar riders, disappearing into a cloud of dust and dirt beyond the rolling grassy hills in the horizon. Leaving him to deal with the Grogar infantry. Which suited him just fine. The enemy couldn't hope to catch up to his riders as they so painfully learned during the last hours of futile chases and charges, one needed only to look to the bodies spread across the battlefield, peppered with arrows and trampled with very few of his own warriors.

Back to the battle, Shesk realized that most of the horse archers were now disengaging and distancing themselves from the Grogar remnants, ran out of ammo most likely he thought to himself, not that it mattered much by this point. This battle had been won when they Paleskin had allowed their cavalry to be chased off the field, and not even the hulking females that remained, now looking more like pincushions than anything else, with the footmen were enough to turn the tide.

"Sound the charge Mogha." Shesk ordered as he took hold of his horse's reins. "We can at least bloody our blades before the others return." He joked as he and his retinue trotted down the hill, gradually increasing their speed as they rode towards the disorganized mass of Grogars. Who were just now starting to try to form up something resembling a shield wall even as the remaining horse archers unloaded upon their backs.

It did not work of course, the paltry line of scavenged spears and shields did nothing against the sheer mass of almost a hundred charging heavy lancers. Shesk's retinue hit the Paleskins and trampled their way out of the shattered enemy easily. Somewhere during the act Shesk's lance had been broken and so he charged back with an axe in hand, slashing and hitting his way through what was left of the mob.

With the battle properly won and the enemy cut down to the last, Shesk left behind most of his riders to deal with the dead and wounded while he rode with a party in search of the rest of the warband.

It wasn't hard to find them, the running battle between the Axasiri and Grogar cavalry had left a veritable ocean of tracks and casualties behind them. And by the time Shesk and his fifty riders found Ghazan and his forces the Axasiri were already in control of the battlefield. Shesk and his men rode towards a group of riders at the edge of a sparse woodland, where the largest yellow-colored Aunchini banners were flying.

Ghazan rode towards him and the two met halfway through.

"I really hope that this isn't all that's left of your force." Ghazan teased as he leaned forward to clasp hands with Shesk.

"You know what it's like." Shesk replied smiling. "It's very hard to defeat an enemy force that can't catch up to-"And then he stopped, eyes focused beyond Ghazan, on the crowd of commanders and chieftains by the treeline. There, Shesk noticed his sister's absence and in a split second a thousand dreadful thoughts filled his mind. Ghazan, noticing his half panicked expression spoke up:

"Your sister is fine, Shesk." He smiled, gesturing back to the trees with his thumb as Shesk was filled with relief. "I've sent her to take care of the stragglers and sack their camp, she earned the privilege. The Paleshits put up quite a fight but once we dealt with their females they broke and ran. She should be back in camp by nightfall."

"We had no problem dealing with the infantry." Shesk replied, now recomposed. "Honestly, it was somewhat disappointing." He smiled.

"Don't worry, Shesk. Next time I will save a female for you to kill." Ghazan grinned. "But come, let's drink to our victory!" And with that he turned his horse around and rode back to the crowd of now dismounted nobles. Shesk followed and by the time they reached the treeline, cups of haoma and fermented milk were already being distributed.

Ghazan and Shesk dismounted quickly and sat side by side in the circle. The two of them soon found themselves with cups in their hands.

"Do you like it?" Ghazan asked, lifting his own cup while Shesk stopped mid gulp to look at the skull cup. "Had it made from the first Paleskin warlord we defeated. Once I get back home I will have it decorated with gold precious stones." He grinned. "A proper memento for my first command, don't you think, Shesk?"

"A bit pretentious don't you think?" Shesk replied, slightly cocking his head as he took another sip of fermented milk mixed with blood. "We're just exterminating disorganized raiders. It's not like you defeated the Pale Horde."

"Is that so?" Ghazan snorted. "Maybe we should go hunting for a proper enemy then, my scouts tell me the Paleshits have gotten themselves a new warlord. Supposed to be gathering what's left of their strength up near the border."

"Our next target then?" Shesk asked.

"Yes, as soon as we deal with the last stragglers here we will move north to join my grandfather and ride against this Paleshit warlord." Ghazan replied confidently. "One last glorious battle before destroying their filthy nests to close this campaign on a golden note."

Somewhere in the Continent.

Anukyr dropped the last load of firewood into the lit firepit before falling backwards on the bench. At any time now the Blue Priests would return to the ruined fortress the party had camped in with the night's dinner. Above him, the moon's glow filled the room through the cracks in the ceiling as the Red Priest placed a pot filled with water above the fire pit. Tea would do wonders for the group after a hard day of travel.

Anwukhuar entered the dilapidated room, crouching slightly as he crossed the treshold, greeting his fellow Red Priest with a smile and sitting by his side, on a large piece of rubble. Silently Anwukhuar retrieved a pouch from inside his tunic and leaned closer to the pot. But Anukyr stopped him with a shake of his head and a hand on his shoulder.

"I just put the water on the fire." He explained. "Let it boil first." Anwukhuar nodded and settled back on the rubble.

"So, how far are we from Ethea?" Anwukhuar finally asked after a few minutes of silence.

"Maybe a couple more weeks?" Anukyr replied, scratching his yellow stubble. "It depends on the terrain. We've made good time so far but once we enter the lands of the Plainsmen...it's hard to tell."

"That's an understatement if I ever heard one." Anwukhuar replied as he toyed with the tea-leave's pouch in his hands. "Do you have a plan for what to do once we get there? How to deal with the others that will try to claim the Eye?"

Anukyr sighed. That was the real problem in the end and they all knew it. Not only was the entire world informed of the location of the Eye but the Plainsmen themselves would certainly be on the lookout for any interlopers and foreigners infiltrating their lands. His initial plan of posing as traders would be highly suspicious and prone to failure in light of the situation. Meaning that he would have to resort to subterfuge to even have a chance of reaching the Old Empire's ruins and finding the Eye. That's not even taking in consideration all the other groups moving to take the Eye for themselves. Word on the road was that entire armies were moving north. Still, Anukyr had faith in the Goddess and that would have to be enough.

"We keep our faith, Anwukhuar." The Red Priest finally replied with a reassuring smile. "We go in and stay out of the way while the armies of the heathen and heretics bleed themselves white."

"And pray to not get caught by said armies?" Anwukhuar asked with a slight smile.

"Frankly, Anwukhuar, you could use having a little more faith in the Goddess." Anukyr spoke as he checked the water's temperature.

"I have faith in Babash Talek." Anwukhuar defended himself. "I'm just not thinking that She will simply strike down our enemies and descend from the Heavens to hand you the Eye Herself."

Further discussion into the topic was halted however, when Savahir-Oiur entered the half-crumbled room. The priestess of Manurta sniffed the air and made a throaty noise of disapproval when she realized the tea wasn't ready.

"The Blue Priests have just crossed the bridge." She informed as she approached the fire. "In half hour they will be here, so you two better get the tea ready before we have to use the fire to cook the meat." She then sat on the ground opposite to the two Red Priests, retrieving a pipe and some herbs from her travel bag.

"Guess now it's a good time as any." Anwukhuar mumbled as he stood up and moved to the pot to start preparing the tea, Anukyr took his own pipe from his belt and extended a hand towards Savahir.

"Not even in your dreams." She snorted as she lit the pipe. "It's not my fault you smoked all your stock before you even had left the Khaganate." Anukyr whined like a scolded puppy and made a pouty face at her.

"Please, Anukyr. You can do better than that." Sahavir chuckled. "I would've thought that with all the pity sex you get you would have mastered the skill of guilt-tripping women."

"Says the woman who has managed to develop resistance to wine." Anukyr shot back as he moved to sit closer to Savahir.

"That has no relation to the point and you know it." She replied, taking a drag of the pipe and letting out smoke through her open mouth. "And being able to drink wine without turning into a sobbing wreck is nothing to be ashamed of. It just shows that I have wealth and elegance." She smirked, turning her head towards Anukyr. "Unlike you who can't even ration your herbs."

"A single puff. Just one." Anukyr insisted. "The burden on my shoulders is very stressful, and as a member of this fellowship you should do your part to ensure that your leader is in his full faculties."

"Didn't you say something like that to that skinny servant girl when we first met all those years ago?" Sahavir remarked as she released more smoke. "Except that time you were trying to get your clothes washed for free."

"I take offense to the attacks against my integrity." Anukyr exclaimed in mock outrage, turning to Anwukhuar. "Can you believe the cheek of this woman?"

"Our great leader." Sahavir spoke up with a grin. "Bet you didn't know that part of him?"

"Just remember that I also know things about you, Sahavir-Oiur." Anukyr shot back with a grin of his own. "I wonder what the others will think once I start telling them about that time in Bishgar, five years ago-"

"Fine." Sahavir laughed. "Here's the damned pipe." Anukyr accepted the pipe with a gracious bow of his head and took a long and deep puff, releasing a cloud of smoke with a satisfied sigh.

"The tea is ready" Anwukhuar announced as he filled his own cup. "And I for one would love to hear more about this part of our leader's youth." He added with a lopsided grin. "I'm sure it would do wonders for the morale of our fellowship.

Karablagasun. Axasiri Khaganate

Khagan Danu-Oior Paiti looked over the smoking ruins of his city from the windows of his hilltop palace with anguish. To see his beloved city, the life's work of his forefathers, half reduced to rubble and ashes in question of days was heartrending already. But to see it reduced to such state by his own subjects was almost too much.

To be honest the Khagan wished to simply let the weight crush him, to mourn and cry with his son, who had lost a wife during the riots and his brother, who would probably not survive the month. But he had duties and obligations, both as Khagan and leader of the Paiti Clan. The city would not rebuild itself and neither would his Clan's standing be restored easily. The people would need a firm leader to guide them once they finished mourning their dead and the Paiti Clan would need a strong leader to preserve its position of supremacy within the Khaganate. Many were already whispering that the Red Goddess had shown clear disfavor towards them and so they needed to be replaced.

The High Priestess herself had fallen during the madness when the great temple was sacked and the remaining Red priests were still bickering on who would succeed her. The Khagan could use this opportunity, get one of his allies as the new High Priest and earn good will by paying for the temple's restoration.

Speaking of temple, he still had to deal with the proper rites to purify the city. Hundreds of animals and people would have to be sacrificed to appease the Red Goddess. Though Danu was unsure if it would work, they didn't even know the cause of her displeasure. Without a High Priest there was none with the power and authority to make the proper divinations and rituals to discover it anyways.

The Khagan sighed, getting away from the window. There was still much to be done and he couldn't be wasting his time brooding and sulking like a spurned boy.
And just when I thought I was close to finishing my post XD. Now I have to add yet another POD about the events in the capital
In the Northeast of the Axasiri Khaganate. Lands of controlled by the Aunchini Great Clan and their tributaries

It was just after dark when Shesk Aglur-Byhar found his sister by the lake skipping pebbles in the water, still wearing armor and with that damned pixie hanging off on her hair messing with the small bones decorating her braids. The young Axasiri nobleman slowly approached his sister, taking care to make his presence known by stepping on sticks and stomping on the ground. His sister did not turn.

Only when he stopped by her side did Avsha turn to him with a silent nod as she threw one last stone towards the lake.

"So that's how you're dealing with the situation?" Shesk asked with a hint of amusement in his voice. "By scurrying off to sulk and brood in the edge of the camp?"

"She's not sulking you idiot!" The stupid pixie replied in its annoying high pitched voice. "Avsha Aglar-Byhar does not sulk! She plans and plots for two because her brother is too stupid to help!" Shesk glared at the inconvenient little pest and was about to give it a piece of his mind when his sister finally spoke.

"I suppose I should be jumping in joy then?" She asked mockingly. "To be so blatantly humiliated in front of the whole assembly of warriors..." She growled, face twisting into a snarl. "He insults me and our entire clan, and yet you not only do nothing to back me but also sides with them! Father's skin must be shaking back home."

"Don't be so dramatic sister." Shesk replied dismissively as he turned his head back towards the camp. "Did you truly expect to receive a command when the Khan's own grandson is with us? There was no doubt that Ghazan would receive a commanding position."

"And don't I also deserve a prestigious position? My own command directly under Khan Isbarag?" Avsha demanded in indignation. "Have I not proven myself against the Xasar? The pretender Azakrush? My Ayadhr's body was still warm when he called us to fight I marched without complaint. All I ask is for recognition and yet he decides to put me under the authority of a boy with a face barer than yours."

"Completely unfair!" The cursed pixie spoke up. "All Avsha asks is for rightful recognition! The Khan is a fool for not recognizing her worth!"

"It's not as bad as you make it." Shesk sighed, willing himself to ignore the tiny pest on his sister's shoulder, running a had through his brow he made his case calmly. "You speak as if the Khan spat upon you. But the armor you're wearing, wasn't it a personal gift from Isbarag himself? Didn't he give you the hand of one of his close kinsman to marry? It's not his fault Ayadhr fell from his horse you know."

Avsha grumbled something as he shifted on her feet, but Shesk knew enough of his sister to see that she had accepted his points. It wasn't that she was unfit to lead the clan. The Byhars had risen well among the tributaries of the Aunchini since she took over from their father. But his sister never truly managed to manage her temper, specially when she felt slighted or deprived of her "rights".

"You're not entirely wrong." His sister conceded and as far as Avsha was concerned, that was the closest he would ever get of a surrender. "But I still won't bend over for that boy." She half hissed.

"Nobody is asking you that." Shesk replied soothingly. "Besides, I know Ghazan. We rode, hunted and drunk together many times. And though he may lack the tattoos of a renowned leader and warrior, I can assure you that he's no entitled little shit. He will listen and give proper weight to your words." His sister merely raised a black eyebrow at him. "And once you prove your worth he will hold you in esteem. If not as a friend at least as a valued ally."

"But Avsha deserves better!" The irritating pixie whined. Only to be silenced by a grunt from Avsha.

"It's not like I can change things now." His sister sighed as she turned to him. "You better be right about this Ghazan, Little Goat." Avsha grunted.

"I'm sure, sister." Shesk replied confidently. "Just be your usual self on the battlefield and he will see your worth."

"Yes!" The damned pixie shouted. "Avsha is the bestest best there is!"

"Come with me then." She said as she took hold of his shoulder, dragging him back towards the camp. "Introduce your big sister to your good friend Ghazan."

"Are you planning to use your womanly wiles to ensnare the poor man?" Shesk joked as they walked back towards the noise, light and scents of the camp.

"Oh please, Little Goat." Avsha laughed. "He's barely older than you. This Ghazan would never be able to satisfy me." She then glanced conspiratorially towards him. "That's not to say I'm not looking for a man. It's been two years already and I'm not getting any younger. My bed is cold, a woman has needs and I gotta have at least one child or let you destroy everything I built."

"Speaking of marriage." Shesk replied, desperate to change the subject away from her sister's "needs" (he had heard and seen enough of it when she was married.) "Have you talked with Draga and Maur about their daughter? Api said that she just needed her parent's approval..."

"I've asked around and they said they would not give away their daughter to just anyone with a good name." Avsha replied. "Father really managed to piss off Draga and his clan during his days." She sighed. "If you're really serious about it then you better hope to distinguish yourself in this war, Little Goat."

"Of course I will." Shesk smiled back, ignoring the doubt in the back of his mind. "We will smash these Paleskin shits and I will ride to Draga's hut to give his daughter an entire set of skull cups!"

"Now that's the attitude I wanna see, Little Goat." His sister cheered. "Just don't get too cocky. You're the only one who knows how I like my massages. And I still need someone trustworthy to do the hard work when I get pregnant"

"And we can't have that can we?" Shesk asked in mock fear. "You would end up getting the entire clan outlawed without my invaluable services."

Karablagasun. Axasiri Khaganate

Anukyr Adhurzh, loyal priest of Babash Talek, bowed respectfully as he entered the side room occupied by Teush-Saraska, the High Priestess of the Karablagasun temple. Having been involved in the preparations for the coming enterprise since the beginning, the tall, red haired priestess gestured for him to move closer as she sat in a stool by the window.

"Your blessings, High Priestess." Anukyr intoned respectfully with a short bow. Teush took hold of his bowed head and murmured the usual blessings before letting it go.

"We are ready to start Anukyr." She finally declared. "My visions have been confirmed by word of the Bannik. Supplies are ready and our holy band is gathering."

"These are great news, revered high priestess." Anukyr smiled at her. "When shall it start?"

"As soon as you are ready to go." She replied. "Finish your preparations, my loyal priest. And depart the capital as soon as possible at the head of the band. The Khagan has set aside four of his most trusted companions to support us in this endeavor and the other chosen members will meet you on the way."

Anukyr fought the urge to grin too much at the announcement. He already suspected that the leadership of the band would fall to him, but the priest did not allow himself to count his victory too early. Though now it seemed that it was an unnecessary precaution.

"You do me a great honor by trusting me such task, revered high priestess." He spoke, giving another bow.

"I'm only exercising the will of the Red Goddess, Anukyr." She replied, tattooed face breaking into a warm smile. "The visions were more than clear enough for me to see that you were the one to be trusted with the leadership of this quest. Babash Talek smile upon our endeavors and if you and yours remain true to her and the Avestas we shall not fail." She then stood up, extending a hand to him. "But enough of that, come with me. The others will arrive soon for one last purification ceremony before departing."

Anukyr too her hand and followed the high priestess back to the main hall, where lesser red-clad acolytes and priests had already prepared the altar and shrine for the ceremony. Braziers with incense and cannabis were lit and caskets of haoma were laid near the altar. The Priest also knew that there was an animal, probably a horse, hidden behind one of the huge tapestries draped on the walls of the hall, depicting scenes from the War of Gods. When the ceremony reached its peak, the animal would be brought to the altar and sacrificed, the participants would drink its blood and share its heart for good luck in their coming mission.

As they waited near the altar, Anukyr ran one last mental check up of those who would be sent under his leadership. There would be, he knew for sure, the four warriors sent by the Khagan. Anwukhuar, another priest of Babash Talek, this one hailing from Bishgar and well known for his archery prowess. A trio of blue priests, whom he was only superficially familiar. And lastly Savahir-Oiur, a priestess of the god of merchants and close friend of his. Of these, only Savahir and the Khagan's warriors were in the city. The rest would join their march as they rode northwards into the lands of the Old Empire.

Overall, Anukyr was confident that this band would be able to accomplish their mission. To compensate their lack of numbers, his party would be have to ride light and fast to their destination. With any luck they would be able to present themselves as simple mercenaries or traders to avoid suspicion. Though he recognized that it would still be a hard task to accomplish even without taking in consideration the fact that others would surely try to seize the Goddess' Eye before them. In the end, he would simply have to have faith in the Red Goddess and trust Her final judgement, if She deemed him and his band worthy of gaining the Eye then they would get it.
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<Snipped quote by Drunken Conquistador>Indeed.
But Goldeagle explicitly asked which is the most "fun". Which measured in the amount of mess thus roleplaying potential it could generate.
Well, what happens if your royal family just randomly dies out due to a certain dream? The purpose of the Volcano seems to be to create chaos and mess with the status quo.


So we're going with Dwarf Fortress' definition of fun then? I can work with that

As for reuniting with families, imagine the opposite. What if a widow waits decades for her husband who died in war at the slight chance he may be resurrected via such a boon (or some of the others, resurrection is already part of the potential effects).


And then when he finally returns she realizes that beneath decades of idealization, he was kind of an asshole XD.
<Snipped quote by Drunken Conquistador>I love all of them. Each gives you a different set of consequences to RP out.
Also if it's random imagine what would happen if you don't know these soldiers would either disappear after the battle or not.
Oh, and arm of the dead sounds like a good Type D variation.

Type D - Army of the Dead: Dead soldiers are resurrected and transported to the battlefield in order to fight again. The boon's magic chooses the most recently deceased soldiers that fit your army's makeup the best. Type D1 resurrects them as rotten undead, frightening in appearance and degraded in equipment. The magic conserves them and restores their mobility. This also makes them somewhat more resistant to harm but the still die by roughly the same as human soldiers do. After the battle they stay and live on for however long they would normally have if they were not killed in battle. Given their appearance though it's difficult to tell how long they last which often feels undeads with anxiety after they walked among the living for over a decade. Type D2 resurrects the dead in their former glory. They are humans back in their original appearance and health as well as fully restored equipment. With some luck long dead fathers can return to life for an emotional reunion. Of course the resurrection can also cause quite a through mess but at least you don't need to think about making a separate district for your new batch of undead.


Type D will cause a lot of uncomfortable and awkward interactions between the undead and their new/former family and comrades. Just imagine being brought back to life only to find that your wife remarried your best friend XD. That's not even considering the sort of chaos that would result in the return of royalty. Like the current king's older brother, what now? Do we depose his younger brother or leave him to rule? Where does the returned royal stands in the line of succession? Would people even bother with that if he were a decaying corpse?
I had thought that the double army stuff would either make your soldiers worth two on the battlefield or an "LOTR Army of the Dead" kind of deal. But I like Wily's ideas, specially B
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