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    1. Eh 7 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
Current If anyone here is evacuating because of Florence, put your valuables in your dishwasher if you have one. It's one of the sturdiest appliances in the house and is likely to keep your things safe.
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6 yrs ago
I really, really like my new job. All of my coworkers are nice, and I spent two hours in the cooler just putting drinks away today. Plus the pay is good. Things are getting better.
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6 yrs ago
The chapter I just wrote has ruined me for the next week.
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6 yrs ago
I just found Xena: Warrior Princess on Hulu so... there goes my week. Time to relive my childhood.
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7 yrs ago
A co-worker politely informed me that bisexuality isn't real yesterday. I, as a bisexual woman, politely informed him that he could go fuck himself.
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*twirls enticingly*
Someone save me from the monotony. Bump. Double bump. Super extra bumpage with sprinkles on top.
*does a little dance for partners*
Hello there. I really love a good medieval fantasy. Low fantasy, high fantasy, everything in between. Magic, dragons, elves, faeries, assassins, and everything even slightly whimsical. And all of it twisted into the darkest Brother's Grimm shit you've ever seen. I will not shy away from the macabre or brutal or dark. I want to write something that'll push my boundaries and hopefully yours as well.

I'm looking for something new, something fantastic. Something I've never done before.

I'm Eh. I hope we'll make some magic happen.

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Here are my guidelines.
My partner must be able to write with decent grammar, spelling, and punctuation. I would also love a bit of length. A few paragraphs?
I know sometimes posts can get short, but let's try to keep some length.

I need some sort of romance, pretty please. Even if our characters don't get all fluffy, I need something to happen. Anything.
Even smut will do, though I'd prefer something with a bit more substance.

As I said, I don't shy away from the dark side of things. Swearing, gore, and other mature themes are welcome.
I obviously do not write rape, incest, or anything else of the sort, though some characters may have experienced past trauma.

I can play both male and female characters with proficiency, but I tend to have a fondness for MxM pairings.

I can reply multiple times a day with well-written responses and I love to brainstorm stuff OOC.
There's no fun if we can't be friendly outside of the thread.

I also only roleplay in PMs. If you want to speak with me about a roleplay, please message me there.


Examples of my writing!

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*does a dance for roleplays*
Meh meh? Bump-a-rump?
Hello there. If you can't tell from the tags or the title, I really love a good medieval fantasy. Low fantasy, high fantasy, everything in between. Magic, dragons, elves, faeries, assassins, and everything even slightly whimsical. And all of it twisted into the darkest Brother's Grimm shit you've ever seen. I will not shy away from the macabre or brutal, or the creepy or the strange. I want to write something that'll push my boundaries and hopefully yours as well.

I'm looking for something new, something fantastic. Something I've never done before.

I'm Eh. I hope we'll make some magic happen.

~

Here are my guidelines.
My partner must be able to write with decent grammar, spelling, and punctuation. I would also love a bit of length. A few paragraphs?

I need some sort of romance, pretty please. Even if our characters don't get all fluffy, I need something to happen. Anything.
Even smut will do, though I'd prefer something with a bit more substance.

As I said, I don't shy away from the dark side of things. Swearing, gore, and other mature themes are welcome.
I obviously do not write rape, incest, or anything else of the sort, though some characters may have experienced past trauma.

I can play both male and female characters with proficiency, but I tend to have a fondness for MxM pairings.

I can reply multiple times a day with well-written responses and I love to brainstorm stuff OOC.
There's no fun if we can't be friendly outside of the thread.

I also only roleplay in PMs. If you want to speak with me about a roleplay, please message me there.


Examples of my writing!

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