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3 yrs ago
Current Oh Guild, how I've missed you.
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5 yrs ago
@Filthy Mudblood; If you need help keying his car just say the word and I’m on the way sis.
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5 yrs ago
RIP Kobe Bryant, a legend, and his daughter Gianna, who was a legend in the making. 💔
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5 yrs ago
I turned 24 on Saturday. Adulthood is still a big ass scam though.
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5 yrs ago
On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was... It’s October 3rd.
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Bio

My name is Jordan, but everyone usually just calls me Jo. I'm 29 years old, and I'm from Brooklyn, NYC.
I've got a little over 17 years of RP experience under my belt.
You'll usually see me in SOL RPs.
My discord is Ejected#5448


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I see that you all are looking for more players. Mind if I join?

0. Figures, a Reprise - Jessie Reyez (Feat. Daniel Caesar)
1. Happy Without Me - Chloe x Halle (Feat. Joey Bada$$) - The Kids Are Alright
2. Desperado - Rihanna - ANTI
3. Gentleman - Gallant
4. Call Out My Name - The Weeknd - My Dear Melancholy,
5. Toxicity - System Of A Down - Toxicity
6. GOLD - BROCKHAMPTON - SATURATION
7. OKRA - Tyler, The Creator
8. Powerglide - Rae Sremmurd (Feat. Juicy J)
9. Blasphemy - Makaveli - The Don Killuminati: The 7 Day Theory
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THE SWELTERING SUMMER HEAT and humidity made Tommy Patrick’s day job just a little bit harder. After spending a little above three hours running around under the beaming sun, the young woman’s skin had turned from its usual cool, caramel color to an even deeper, slightly red, tone. Her hair, which had been tied up into a ponytail before she set out for the day, had begun to frizz from her profuse sweating; the same sweat had run down the length of her body, soaking through her light gray wife beater and coming to an uncomfortable rest inside of her damp sneakers. It was in that moment, as Tommy made her way back towards her apartment building in the outskirts of New Osaka, that she wished she’d remembered to put on a pair of socks before she left.

Slung around her shoulder was a large duffel bag; it was nearly empty now with the exception of a few water bottles and a spare pair of shoes to make it seem as though she'd just come from the gym, but had previously been filled to its capacity with severed left and right arms. Tommy had started off her day the same as any other: she woke up at the crack of dawn, showered, got dressed, and headed down to the abandoned warehouse, which was nestled just a little ways away from the Lisden and Korven border and was where her usual team conducted the majority of their business. The Collectors is what they called themselves, even though Tommy thought that it was a pretty stupid name for a bunch of limb amputators. Unfortunately, that name didn’t have as great of a ring to it as the former. Nevertheless, Tommy went along with it all; she was always where she needed to be, machete and glock tucked away on her person and a large duffel bag slung over her shoulder. At seven o’clock on the dot, she’d arrive at the warehouse to meet The Boss before pairing up with another Collector and heading out to Lisden where they did the unthinkable.

In Lisden she was a monster; not only did she help murder dozens of Lisden residents, but she also aided in their dismemberment. In fact, she'd gotten even better at it as time went on; she knew how to capture them without having to put up much of a fight, she knew how to sever their arms without being coated in blood in the process, and she knew how to dispose of the bodies so that they wouldn't be found for another couple of days. Tommy had learned all of this and more in a span of four years. Tommy did not know to whom most the arms she’d collected were being sold as they were usually being handled by another Collector, but she didn’t question it as long as she got her money at the end of it all. As promised, one hundred bucks had been deposited into her bank account when the job was finished; that was all she really cared about. In her head, she calculated how much money would be coming out of her bank account for her share of the rent before deciding that she had more than enough left over to grab a few drinks at the bar and maybe even a dime bag from a local dealer.

When Tommy stepped foot into her shabby apartment it was unusually silent, the only noise coming from the small television set that was mounted on the living room wall. Letting out a sigh, the young woman threw her duffel bag onto the floor next to the door and plopped down onto the couch, letting her head rest against the cushions. She'd only had her eyes closed for a few minutes before someone came storming through the front door. "Did you hear about what happened?" Tasha Patrick said as she slammed the door shut, causing Tommy to jump.

"Good afternoon to you too, sis," Tommy said. Tasha, as usual, ignored her sister and took a seat next to her on the sofa. "Hear about what?"

"The fires! They're literally talking about it on the TV, idiot." As Tasha spoke, she pulled the remote control from between the seat cushions and turned up the volume. Sure enough, the face of the president of MorCo popped onto the screen, his voice filling the silence and growing louder as Tasha turned up the volume. Tommy listened as their asshole of a leader addressed the fires, claiming that "mother nature" had struck again. When he said that, Tommy's sister groaned and rolled her eyes. "He knows damn well that this wasn't the work of mother nature." Even Tommy couldn't stop herself from chuckling and shaking her head at the mention of MorCold Central Air and Heating Systems.

"Sure, throw in an advertisement. That's obviously more important than your people who are dying and losing their homes." As Tommy spoke, she stood from her seat on the sofa and headed towards the front door, not wanting to listen any further. "I'm going out, don't wait up." Before waiting for a response from her sister, Tommy walked out of the apartment, slamming the door behind her. The last thing she wanted to think about the raging fires that had popped up within the last few hours, or the blank faces of her victims as she hacked away at their bodies with a rusty machete. So she headed down the street towards the bar, the only place where she could escape from the troubles of everyday life all while drinking her weight in beer.


{ "You're crazy, man." }


With her arms folded across her chest, Valentina listened intently as the rest of her friends told their stories. She'd been living in Long Beach her entire life; she knew all too well about the crime and violence that went down in this city, as well as the justice, or lack thereof, that followed. Hearing that all of these terrible things had happened to her friends practically made Tina's blood boil with anger.

When the sound of a faint jingle reached her ears, Valentina immediately raised her head and looked towards the door. As expected, Nick and his usual fluffy companion, Sindy, came walking through the door. Seeing the pooch instantly lifted the young woman's spirits; she had a soft spot for dogs, especially this one. She was slightly saddened to see the dog's recent injury. As Nick and Sindy walked by, Tina let her hand fall to her side and gently rub the pup on her back before she was scooped up into Nick's arms. "Yeah, what Lindsay said," Tina also answered the older boy, "We're reminiscing about all of those wonderful times when we've been fucked over by these street thugs, lousy police officers, and basically the entire legal system." As Tina spoke, she pulled her cell phone from her back pocket, eager to check for any new messages. She paused mid swipe, however, once Ally began to speak.

While Valentina knew that the crime rate in Long Beach was gradually riding, especially since their local law enforcement never seemed to take action when something went down, it had never once crossed her mind that she should be the one to put an end to it all. In fact, as soon as the last couple of sentences came out of Ally's mouth, Tina's feelings could clearly be seen all over her face. Sure, she was frustrated and all, but she wasn't about to put herself in a position that would definitely result in her ending up dead. No, she was not a superhero, and the little group of friends that sat around in the room was definitely not a Justice League.

"Yeah, you're crazy," Tina said with a chuckle, "I mean, I'm all of neighborhood watch. We can put up a bunch of posters and shit like you see in the rich neighborhoods. But form a Justice League? Girl..." Tina trailed off as she searched the faces of her friends who sat nearby. She wanted to see their reactions, as well as hear their opinions. Valentina figured that Ally was simply joking about the whole superhero thing, but decided to entertain the idea anyway. After another few seconds, Tina sighed, leaned back into her chair and said, "Whatever. As long as I don't have to be Superman. There's no way in hell I'm putting on tights."

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