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    1. Emu 8 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current Finally getting started on my Bulma Briefs cosplay! I'm so excited, I love the character, so this is gunna be fuuuuun brah
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8 yrs ago
why are all my characters grade-a dickheads?
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8 yrs ago
Who said that? WHO THE DICKENS SAID THAT?!
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Hello, hello!

I've been roleplaying since I was in 6th grade, probably traumatizing all my roleplay partners in the process with my cringey writing in the process. I've improved, though, and will hopefully continue to hone my skills.

I have a fondness for stories and characters that are incredibly hammy and cheesy. The more over-the-top, the better. My favorite roleplays are usually in the fantasy or sci-fi genre, although occasionally I'll dab in horror if I think it looks interesting.

I'm a big fan of both western and japanese animation. Some of my favorite anime are Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, One Piece, Puella Madoka Magica, My Hero Academia, and Sailor Moon! I also really enjoy Futurama, Pinky and the Brain, and Rick and Morty. There are tons more I like, just can't think of 'em at the moment.

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"Remember this, an empire is not built in a day. Nor can it exist without a proper lower foundation." The fellow nobleman said, giving Craggard a passing glance before turning to his servant. Craggard's small eyes narrowed as he smiled wryly at the nobleman.

" Of course," Craggard said dumbly in reply to the man. He watched the servant- Issorat, her master had called her, thumb through a thick leather tome with a strange intensity. He couldn't decide if he was annoyed by the servant or impressed with her. After all, he had managed to push and shove his way through the ranks with the same diligence, although it had certainly been done in a more charismatic, loud manner. Craggard had found that silence was his enemy- the only way to be noticed by your higher ups was to demand they notice you.

" S'been a pleasure. You seem to be a like-minded fellow, us both being civilized, educated men. We should continue this chat," he remarked quickly, before the man could dart away to discuss matters with others in the party. With any luck, Craggard would see the nobleman and his servant again- perhaps they could be of use to him in some way or another.

Left without someone to harass, Craggard exhaled sharply as he tapped his foot against the ground. He was an impatient man, and the longer he thought about the castle, the more excited he felt. He had no doubt the castle's interior put his alabaster mansion by the quarry to shame- just to walk on the elegant floors of the castle would be a great honor. And of course, the residents themselves were the stuff of legend. For a family so reclusive, they were quite famous. Craggard had heard much about Lord Grimm and his smoking ho- that is, very lovely pair of daughters, but he had never seen them in person. And only in his wildest dreams would he ever talk to them. If the fates were kind to him and his Onxyites, however, he just might.

@Iceheart @Blight Bug @Vashonn [@AnaSilanSunja]
Oh, okie doke then. I was hesitating to post, but if it's okay I'll go on ahead.
This seems like a really fun idea. Count me in!
Craggard watched with amusement as the White Rock Confederates entered the victory after him and his fellow Onxyites. Even at such a petty victory, he couldn't help but feel a sense of pride. Of course the confederates lagged behind; the lazy bastards were probably too busy picking their noses to move at a good pace. The scarlet knight seemed unusually happy as well, suddenly different from the stoic, formal woman who had greeted them earlier. A glimmer of metal caught his eye as a satchel was thrown to her- ah, no wonder she was happy. She was getting money.

The nobleman ceased staring at the gate and knights to eye the confederates with a neutral expression. None caught his eye, save for a few. He stiffened as he eyed a young woman with wispy purple hair, her face cold and dark. There was no mistaking the outfit. Armed with daggers and weapons, he suspected she was some sort of warrior. He made a mental note to avoid her. A young man also caught his eye, one who seemed remarkably young to be a representative. He seemed alright- Craggard decided to to worry about him- he wasn't the stone faced killer filing her nails with a knife.

He turned his attention to his fellow Onxyites. Craggard may have seemed like a buffoon, but he wasn't a complete idiot. It would be important to befriend Onxyites who were stronger, more experienced in warfare for protection. Or, he could just grab any old peasant for a meatshield. And speaking of which, a nobleman caught his eye. A petite servant girl stood behind him, making not a sound. His ever-present grin faltered slightly. He didn't even realize he could bring along a servant- if he knew that, he would have brought one! Even still, she looked awful... frail, for lack of a better word. Her plain appearance and outfit seemed to offer so little- so why bring her?

" I wasn't aware servants could tag along on this endeavor. What business does that little missy have in a place like this?" He said suddenly to the nobleman, eyeing the girl with a curious eye. The corners of his mouth twitched, threatening to sneer at the man. Craggard quite enjoyed seeing someone else who stood out among the soldiers and noblemen, someone who was even more out of place than he seemed to be.

@Blight Bug
Alright! I'm excited to get started!
@Iceheart

My mistake. It looks like I wasn't paying much attention, I'll try to be better about it in the future. Also, it only just occurred to me that I created more work for you to do in my last post, I apologize about that.
Craggard jumped back in surprise as the massive doors began to creak open, scrambling just far enoguh from them so he wasn't hit. He stared up in awe at the cold iron bars slowly being moved to make way for two female knighrs to greet the party. After a brief welcome, they turned to lead the party down the valley.

Craggard sagged a bit at this. After a long, winding trek, he was being treated to even more walking. He supposed he could stand a bit more- and the Grimm valley was a pleasing sight, beautiful even. The gentle slope was kind to his weary legs and the valley was lush and bountiful. He stopped for a moment to eyeball his surroundings. He strained his neck to see a large mirror reflecting light down into the valley, causing an odd amount of the place to be lit up.

"Say, what's with that huge hunk of glass? Sorta takes away from the ambiance, don't it?" Craggard asked the scarlet knight, eyeing the mirror curiously. He was sure there was some kind of elaborate mumbo jumbo behind it, but the purpose escaped him.

@Iceheart
@Mr Allen J Sorry to hear that, hope you feel better soon!
Finally done, sorry it took so long! I tried to make him fit under a specific trope, so if he seems overly campy that's why. If there's anything wrong with the CS let me know!

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