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    1. Enki 9 yrs ago

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The raven haired woman listened to the two babble on about great fighters this and structure that but what did she care really? She honestly had no idea why she was brought into this giant mess. She was no conqueror or fearsome fighter as far as she knew. But still she was here for a reason and it alluded her and being the detective she was it ate at her something fierce.

"Places like this are here for people to forget about all that crap for a few minutes and enjoy whatever life they have!" Jen blurts out suddenly after. "I don't know about this balance thing, but to take a few moments and just be nothing but right here and now with a drink in your hand. That is something even those rulers and kings wish for out there. Not to mention the fact they just showed up here and used to be so great."

Jen tries to take another drink from them without paying as she slides her hand slowly across the table to grab at a glass. "What this town needs is someone to show them just who they were. Ya know? Press them back into their old ways and show them they were warriors or whatever." She quickly slams down the drink letting its familiar burning sooth the back of her throat. Slamming the glass back down she looks over at the 'man' next to her and smiles.

"So...if you don't like it, go change it or something! Quit your bitching!"
One of my disappointments with this is the really restrictive world. When this was being talked about in the chat I was super excited about a connective thing where everybody's characters interacted but instead....

I mean okay what if your favorite character is a space pirate!... Well it's kinda hard to be one with no space. And also in the case of nega up there, say it was lower tiered.....and mostly like hellboy or some shit. But still got their powers from a direct connection to hell. The character no longer works here.

That and most of my characters can't just be duplicated and thrown in.

Like I said, it was exciting when being talked about but the end result was over hyped and pales to what it could have been.

The hard as diamond part got you but not the black hole mention?

Yes it was stupid overpowered, but that was the point. The whole purpose was to throw something up so silly and overpowered but still within the rules to show the sillyness of it all.

I could have said up to sound barrier, and kept the diamond part, but that was waaaay to tame and not as funny.
And before you get more in a tizzy, yes it was for the "lulz". You got trolled and typed up a bunch of counter crap for absolutely nothing.

It was a running gag for a day so I had the day off today finally and decided to run with it.

Although I was sad because I didn't have the time to add in that his favorite food is actually hamburgers!
The profile if you couldn't tell was a joke mostly. The other part of its purpose was to prove a point. Which it did. Thank you for doing exactly what I knew you would melon.
The point is its all layed out, there is a maximum level. I might have forgot to add in the extra concentration to move it that fast. Oh I can tone down the speed!

But it's all still within the ruleset.

Also wouldn't want a cook who can cook that fast and get people their shit out to them instantly? Make a fortune melon come on! You got the booze I got the noodles.
I to would like to submit.......


Jen didn't really know where the hell she was or really how she got there. She knew one day she was blowing off going into the office to find a drink when suddenly she was here in this odd place...and trying to find a drink.

The Raven haired girl had went through the doors of the tavern to see who she could flirt with to get a girl some free drinks but instead she noticed some panda sitting next to a...girl?...guy?... Whatever the liquor was there on their table. Her small frame and low hip hugging pants showing a bit of her mid drift was all part of the act she used to hide what her true motives really where and it worked for her usually and hopefully in this world it did to as well.

With brazen moxy, or would it rather be her not giving a shit attitude Jen strolled up to the table and grabbed one of the drinks and just chugged it down without seemingly a breath taken. Slamming the empty container down on the table the girl coughs and tries to regain her composer, barely getting her obscene words out of her mouth. "Holy *coughing* Shit....What the *coughing* is that?" She looks at the panda. "You could fly a damn ship to the moon with that!" She really wasn't complaining, she had grown a high tolerance to anything normal at this point anyway and was just surprised anything gave her a kick back.

Unfortunately she wasn't exactly done, as her nature to say whatever she wants. She slides to sit next to Xiomara without as much asking if she could. "So like...you a dude or a chick?" Her comments profusely expelling out of her mouth without abandon and likely with a tone that would sound offensive.
It had been a bumpy road to say the least as the Shinra transport had encountered the enemy. Corpses going under and even Gever unloading his considerable firepower from the side. All the while Nergal, the company dark knight and a willing spiller of his worlds secrets to them, he was quite a pickup for them when he asked to join. They were all ways happy to get more knowledge from other worlds and Nergal not only brought it, but other artifacts from his world as well.

He came from a dark world that long ago was ruled by the oppressive gods of light and their champions. It was his order that found and freed the dying old gods from their shackles and entered into the pacts with them. Though they were to die their will would live on with the dark pacts made with his order. Taking the fallen gods bodies and making them into weapons and inheriting ways of summoning up the horrors that survived the wars long ago.

That was the ritual he has been preparing the whole time in a separate chamber all to himself in the convoy. The room in almost complete darkness as he rips open a gateway to allow it to pass over. The whole time he could feel what was going on outside and even Satori telling him to take point, but even she knew his work was delicate and having to compensate for the rough ride was hard enough. He would take point soon enough, when he had done all that was required. Spilling his own blood into the circles pool mixed with the black blood of a long dead old god and using his runes in a certain combination to channel the calling towards him.

Usually with such a summoning the summoner has to implore the monstrosity for it's help and subdue it, but nergal found this one was ready and itching for the fight as he and his old dark lord master loathed the undead. It however didn't like the current state in which nergal was in being a minor lich himself so as soon as the ritual was done and the doorway opened the first midnight blue pincer claw erupted out of the circle as big as nergal himself he knew it was time to evacuate the chamber.

Finally opening the door to the pitch black room the dark knight in his full battle black armor save for his helmet which rests in his left hand he watches with the darkness around them. The Pater's trick didn't effect him before as he was secluded in the room, but now he could concentrate on where it was as well as the others. Emerging out the back hatch of the land vessel he stands looking towards where Satori and the others are fighting the Pater. Nergal takes his right hand to help twist his head and neck until the bones give a reliving popping sound. Since recovering from the fight with the horror his neck just hasn't felt right. Resisting the urge to go help the others with the pater, he simply slides his black helmet on as it connects to the rest of his armors system. Once connected he reaches for the handle on his blood drinker sword, the thin great sword with grooves along its blade slides from his back to his right hand as he moves to the top of the caravan and walks its top to the front of the drivers cab.

"Keep going towards the target, no stops unless myself or Satori tells you directly! " He yells down to the driver just in case there was more incidents with foolish women coming up to them. He was familer with cults worshiping death gods and in his thoughts he wonders if this world is a slight variation from his own that went a different path.

His gauntlets open the valve inside of them to let his blood inject into the swords handle and then fill in the grooves of the blade. He was ready for anything else that came their way and wondered if any of these things had blood left in them. The black helmet covered up the smile on his face as the same pincer claw from the circle before erupts from the metal top of the vehicle cleaving it open like a hot knife through margarine. Peeling itself from the tight metal frame the second claw pushes the side open to reveal its crustacean-like face and four "wings" on its back that look like lobster legs but only serrated. Its large body pushing itself out of the small summoning portal as if it was being born. Its body seems to be a mixture of a hard shell and fleshy sections and the midnight blue color of its entire body is only separated from the black ooze that covers it much like a mothers blood over its child.

With an indescribable roar the dark energies inside of it fluctuate as it finally pulls its legs up. The horror now barely standing on the moving vehicle with one of its feet in the former chamber of its birth, the other raised up and sitting on top of the roof of the next chamber of the caravan. Its two toes seen on its feet like claws that dig into the metal to try to help stabilize itself from the rough and fast moving vehicle. Not doing a good enough job with just its toe claws the two oddly purple colored tentacles coming out from each side of its waist reaches out and grips the sides of the metal to brace itself even more.

The "hole" it crawled out of it oddly seems to be staying open for some reason...
It's okay.... I'm going to make a new sheet with completely defined abilities.

Melon, he will need a job in your bar though probably as a cook. Don't worry he has all the right spices! And he cooks good noodles.
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