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Cordi said
I remember wanting you to hump my face a couple times. ;]

Our fling was fiery and quick. I would have it no other way. You'll always be a great memory.

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Heisenberg said
I'll be the jack rabbit to your turtle, Turt.

You'll fall asleep on him in the middle of the race and try to catch up to him only to inevitably fail because you're inconsiderate?

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It might even turn him into a model citizen. : 3

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Currently I am not crushing anyone. I had a few at one point that came and went. Emphasis on came and went.

#killedthefuckingjoke

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Can we just cap Nat to three threads and like 10 posts a day?

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idlehands said
What if they are so moved by the story that they are crying...but in their pants.

Go home and vlog about it like everyone else obviously. Some might like to watch them discuss how they felt about the movie.

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idlehands said
But what else is someone supposed to do in an adult movie theatre? Such a cruel, cruel joke.

Watch it for the story and superior acting.

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Dear Smut Police,

Thank you for this thread. My body is ready for you. Although that defeats the purpose of getting rid of the smut. How about a good firm handshake instead?