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6 yrs ago
When you have the urge to update your bio to something newer. But are to lazy to do it.
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6 yrs ago
Merry Christmas to you all.
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6 yrs ago
I really must get to posting for my RPs. But procastnating is much easier.
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7 yrs ago
Just got home form seeing infinity war. Gotta say I wished I seen it sooner.
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7 yrs ago
Shit when did it become my dam 25th birthday? I'm sure last time I checked it was at least a week a way.
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Bio

Hello I'm Evil Snowman or Snowy as some have taken to calling me.
I'm a 27 year old baker living in Australia. I also work nights so I'm up at some weird hours.
Let's see I'm into Writing/RPing, Video games, anime, Sci-if stuff (to lazy to list what.) computers, cats and a lot of other stuff.
I spend a fair amount of my free time on the net so I tend leave tab open for the guild so I'm normally around if not I'm mostly likely working or passed out somewhere.

If you want more know more you'll have to talk to me and get to know me (don't worry I don't bite... too much) so send me an PM and I'll talk with you.

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Theodore Maxwell



Earlier in the Day: Theo's Apartment 7:56am

The morning had started as normal one for Theo, getting his early wake up call form his cats. Their only interest in getting their breakfast. Theo sat half a sleep on his couch munching on a bit of toast dressed in nothing but a pair of boxer shorts. Staring a a blank T.V screen, not feeling bothered enough to even turn it on. Right now it took all his effort to keep his eyes open and eat his breakfast.
"Really gotta to stop staying up to 4am playing video games. Still at least I got that sword. I'll have to tell Neatfreak next time they're on. See if they want it." he thought as he ate. Swaying side to side slowly as he stared at the blank T.V screen.

Theo stayed like that until 8:32am ... well he actually fell back asleep only to awake to the sound of his cats having a disagreement over something. Not that Theo could be bothered to look, merely grabbing a cushion of his couch. Lazily tossing it in the general direction of the nosy animals. It seemed it was going to be one of those days as five minutes later Jax and Krew where at it again. Theo sighing it was still far to early to be breaking up cat fights. Slowly getting up, finding it hard to make the effort. He approached his cats, both of them looking at him as the floor creaked on his approach. Picking both Jax and Krew up in an arm each, holding them at his side.
"Break it up or I'm going to bath both of you. Just go sun bake look it seems nice outside." he said to his cats, laughing at his threat. It not like they'd understand. Dropping both of them, Theo decided he have shower and start his day, not even bothering to see what the fuss was over. It's was most likely nothing, just his two furry overlords being furry overlords ...




The rest of Theo's day was spent restocking his empty cupboards and cleaning his apartment. Somehow finding the motivation to do clean it form top to bottom. Something that was rare for Theo given he had no love for cleaning. Luckily the cleaning didn't take to long. However his food shopping did as finding he got "distracted" a spending an hour half talking to a his friend Jack who he bumped into on the street. The pair having not had any contact since a certain night Theo can't remember. Parting ways agreeing to catch up at the Cornerstone. A place Theo had quickly become a regular at.




Present time: The Cornerstone

Theo was sat in his normal booth, looking the tiniest bit annoyed. He had been here for an hour and half, waiting for Jack to show up. Not that Theo minded if he didn't, although a little annoyed he was content to sit and drink on his own or with someone willing engage him in a conversation. Still it of been nice to catch with a friend he hadn't heard a peep from for what Theo felt like was too long. Still sitting and merely soaking in the atmosphere was enough. It why he came to the Cornerstone it was simply a place he found relaxing.
The only thing that was bugging Theo Jack kept texting him saying he was on his way or would be there soon. Theo doubting it at this point confident he was being messed with
"I'd wager he's off at some club chasing a poor girl. The text's are just to be an arse. Payback I'd wager. Should really free up the booth ... nah ... can't be assed people can ask me to move if they want it." Theo muttered to himself starting at his bottle of pear cider.
@Delta44 Mate you where already crazy, you agreed to help run this.
Oh how I've missed this get home get on the laptop log back into the guild to find there are already another 3 pages of shit posting to read plus nine IC posts. @Dynamo Frokane I am forever your faithful servant. Should you need someone sacrificed ... er ... converted just say the word. Also right now my phone hates you ... still wont load this RP, it just cracks the shits and crashes its browser.
Why is it when every time I'm at work. Rps I'm in start. Awww now all I wanna do is post now. DAM IT. Right, now its time to work harder to get home sooner.
@Delta44 Okay ... It's strange part of me fears what might happen to Theo, yet another part of me wants to see this happen.
@Delta44 Do I have a choice in the matter?
@Verdaux By the look of it I might want to up that number ... by quite a lot.

@Delta44 Delta I gotta ask? Why? I mean the it's an interesting ship but ... ya know I'm scared what it'll do to Theo
Going from the order they appear in characters tab:

Ashton: TBH I could imagine her as both. Prolly bi.
Nat: DEFINITELY into that 'new sexperience' ;)
Amaya: Definitely straight; probably has a daddy kink.
Sabine: Strictly gay unless it's a certain friendzoned boi
Fenton: Gay for a night; straight for a lifetime.
Elvira: Asexual, unless it's dat fallout deathclaw dick
Kaori: GAY FOR RYOKI. ALWAYS
Kyle: Straight as a ruler. Probably stroking nine inches of it, too
Kenji: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaybe into butt stuff? Probably won't admit it, but doesn't really mind either gay or straight i assume
Aya: She's too pretty to be gay
Addison: Gangbangs
Theodore: He's mine
Kieran: I think he's straight :D
Shou: STIFF AS ALEX'S DEAD BO- too soon? ;-; Anyways he's straight
Nina: STRAIGHT AS- ok i got nothing, but she's straight
Lucky: Wife-beater. Nuff said.
Ruby: Gay. GAY. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. Or possibly facing inner conflict?
Licks: Erm, both? Maybe she's sexually attracted to pans? *How to be both racist and piss off all of Tumblr with Delta44!*
Rosanna: She seems straight enough... maybe?
Jack: Also straight
Ophidian: Automatically gay, by default.

So yeah, list ^-^ This is just my interpretation, but since I'm always right, you've got nothing to worry about! :D


For some reason when I read this I felt unsafe for some reason
@Slypheed But ... my mind is melting. Ah screw it I'm just going to do all the above that way I'll get it right. Hello deeper level of insanity.
@Slypheed Hmmm .... ummmm .... is it ... all of the above.
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