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I have a niggling desire to start up a Darkest Dungeon rp revolving around a suicide run (disposable heroes) and basically having a char torture-athon, but would anyone like that even?
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*Slams a shot of whiskey*

A'IGHT

SO

Basic premise:

Darkest Dungeon, aka



Classic D&D as DMed by Lovecraft, ft. Poe,

Except, instead of some classic, gothic horror fantasy adventure full of horrors but heroics, we all make the biggest bag of messed up assholes, or people with great potential to twist sideways, and then go full saw on their poor asses for some juicy grimdark/dark humor galore.

The idea is based off an old tactic, used way back in the game's early access days, where players could grind out gold by sending newbie heroes out with no supplies, bag as much loot as possible (aka sometimes til 1 member surviving), and then dismiss whoever is left, and redo with a new batch of poor shmucks.

Background will be that the current Heir either got corrupted by the main horror after the Darkest Dungeon and decides to help fuel it with poor SOBs through reckless suicide missions, or is a cultist outright or just a greedy ass.

Need not be familiar with the setting, though it'd help, but setting isn't all that complicated and I can prolly help ya understand it right quick in a PM.

Style can be casual, or, OR, we can go table top and let the dice have some fun too (basic dice stuff, I'll base it off the game's rolls), make this some oldschool Fighting Fantasy, Dragon Lair levels of character fuckery.

If, somehow, your characters survive, we can make this a long running gag and see how long they can last, or just have a series of character hijinks.

Otherwise this will be a short adventure rp, no grand narrative here.

Group will be small to keep the pace relatively brisk, 4ish people? Posts don't have to be grand and full of paragraphs, no pressure, 1 paragraph minimum kinda thing.

What y'all think?

Clarification edit: Now though this post is humerous, that doesn't necessarily mean the rp will be all dumb giggles and such, I'm hoping that the grimdark, everything going wrong setting will, like in the game itself, push characters to act out in unique dynamics as they breakdown.

For example, what if we put in a improv roleplay element and, even if we go casual, have a sanity meter check and once it hits that 100/200 level that it does ingame, we roll a die to see what affliction your char gets and you get to act them out in possibly unique ways you didn't think of.

...

Or we can go with the dark humor angle. We'll figure it out!
As Anastasia and her troop stood in a defensive circle, shields and spears raised, blunderbusses aimed and ready, they watched as the two sea monsters burst from the waves into the crowd of cowards who had dragged their boats into the water.

Within mere seconds, they shredded through them like paper, lunging on the unsuspecting, panicking brigands, many so steeped in shock and fear that they barely reached their weapons before death. Claws and teeth eviscerated bone and tissue, men and women decapitated, disemboweled, ripped apart, and torn into pieces, the shore water painted red with the gore of twenty, mounds of organ and limb congealing on the surface, boats floating unattended.

As the monsters finished tearing through the first crowd, they lunged at the rest of them. One caught a dagger in it's shoulder and charged for the source, attacking Libe, it's head cut from it's shoulders after a brief strife. Anastasia witnessed Libe's skill and smirked, taking note of the young swordswomen. More importantly, she took note that, though the beasts were savage in strength, their bodies were not as armored as she had believed, at least not these runts.

She watched as the other monster chased Jericho after his missed trident throw, staring blank faced at the humerous specticle as he turned and shot the thing in the shoulder, then bashed it across the face, sending it stumbling a step back, hissing and snarling.

She burst into a fit of laughter at the sight, a wave of calm washing over her and her hunters at these "runts", while her initiates were practically shaking and pale, staring wide eyed at the carnage the creatures had left on the shore, many muttering prayers. They glanced back at their laughing leader, who put a hand on their shoulders and parted them, picking out a small vial filled with "green" liquid, turning to her hunters and barking out quickly!

"Ballanger Guard! It is time to show the true might of royal sanctioned hunters! TAKE YOUR POTIONS!"

Her hunters let out a warcry and a cheer, repeating her gesture and taking their vials, making a brief performance of being "affected" by the "potion", shaking and grunting. She stuck her poleaxe in the sand and slipped off her cloak and blunderbuss, cracking her knuckles.

"BORIS. DANIEL. WITH ME. TAKE IT'S ARMS."

She turned and bolted for the creature attacking Jericho as it regained it's senses and began a new assault and chase. She and her men sprinted across the sand like horses, closing the distance in the blink of an eye, Boris and Daniel gripping the creature's arms, pressing their armored fingers into it's scales, digging their heels in, somehow matching the monster's strength as it sought to break free of their hold and lash out, chomping at them in futility.

Soon followed Anastasia from behind, who grabbed the creatures mouth as it let out a hissing, girgling growl, letting it's razor teeth bury themselves into the leather of her gauntlets, piercing her fingers, as she smashed her knee into it's spine with an audible CRUNCH of scale and bone, then screamed and pulled it's upper jaw back, splitting it's mouth wide open to the air, rupturing the tendons of it's cheeks, it's tongue wriggling like a worm, a painful screech resounding through the beach as spasmed in their grasp.

In unison with her men she tore it's head back, bending and crushing it's neck and spinal cord, tearing off the top of it's head, strings of taut oily tendons keeping it from fully breaking off. Boris and Daniel pulled back and twisted it's arms out of it's sockets, then gripped it's elbow joints and snapped them forward, broken, bent bones emerging from it's scales and skin. With a final tug they ripped the arms off fully at the elbow.

The tortured monster's body fell and seizured on the ground, it's growl girgling off into a soft hiss as life left it and it released it's bowels in death, as most creatures do, the smell of fish waste mixing in with the iron tinge of blood and human gore in the air.

They threw it's body parts away and she turned to the crowd of survivors, her recruits included, many staring in a mix of disgust, fear, and awe, quite a few vomitting and some weeping as the shock passed over.

"THIS IS THE MIGHT OF THE BALLANGER GUARD," she roared, smiling wide. Nobody applauded. She didn't mind, she hadn't had a good goring in some time since her last man-hunt.

She turned to Jericho, giving him a wolfish grin and a wink, chuckling, "Nice shot sailor."

Turning away, she approached Libe, the younge swordswomen, giving her a warm smile, "My commendations to your skill! You dispatched that beast with suprising efficiency. You have my respect, truly you are one to take note of. Ah, but, pleasentries will have to wait, there are still more of these beasts running afoot."

She turned back to her men, Boris and Daniel lazily rejoining the ranks, wiping the slim of the fish monsters on their pants, chuckling amongst themselves, then turning to her. She called out, "Feodore! Stay here with the recruits and watch the boats, they're our only ride home. If more of these ... smaller ones show up, handle them as you see fit.

However, if our true target arrives, fall back and throw a signal bomb. If we do not come in minutes, blow the whistle and run for cover 'til our arrival."

Feodore, one of the smaller male hunters, shrouded in black leather armor like the rest, gave a faint nod, turning to the pale, sick, trembling recruits, speaking softly to them and reassuring them of divine protection and blessings. It seemed to only slightly help.

She turned to her remaining 7 elite troop, "The rest of you, with me to the western beach, the Captain requires our aid!"

She looked over shoulder at Libe, nodding at her to follow, "Come, I am sure your skill will be needed. The others on the eastern beach are the only other skilled hunters I have seen besides us, they will handle the other creature."

She looked over the rest of them, looking at Jericho in particular, "Anyone else wishing to impress the Captain come with me!"
@SirSqueakalot91 Omfg I love it! Pfffahah. Whacks the fish with the gun XD and the trident!

@Zelosse Gavlon wheel, Gavlon deal ;).

Edit: I'll post in a bit.

2nd edit: Post up! And, yes, Ani is a dramatic show off.

Drama queen: Intoxicated by her newfound popularity, she never misses a chance to show off her "virtues", earning the resentment of many.
Awesome so we got Libe with Ani and Jericho now. Gonna wait for Jericho to post, but I kinda wanna have Ani kill the second critter to show off, but, nah, Ani will have her time.

Also:

She was trying to rally the other hunters, but even her own men seemed uninterested in her commands.


What what, her men are listening to her, its just the random brigands XD.
@Zelosse No I meant, cause the four creatures are up to us to use in our posts as we want, which critter you got. Theres one on the west beach, think the captain is there, two on the center beach, thats my char and Jericho far as I know, and one on the east beach, currently Iva, Donnel, and the girl in the rocks, plus you now.

So yall are gonna rp killing that one and I'm waiting to see what squeaky does before I kill a critter or will Davos react to either of the two on the center beach.
@Zelosse Wait did you catch the monster attack that happened or youre saying Davos is waiting with Donnel for their critter to pounce.
Well *&@!
You know what's funny. We got a gothic, monster, late medieval fantasy, and yet we have no scientist/detective van helsing types yet XD.

Also, oh shit son dragon (dragon person?) cults!
Alrighty! I had mine post the npc reaction on the beach, rest of y'all can shred and dice and I'll play along from there, didn't want to start the action too soon before @Zelosse and @SirSqueakalot91 XD.
The blood curdling screams of the captain echoed across the top of the water, piercing the ears of the hunting party on the beach. Unable to fight anymore, the captain gave in, sinking into the waters below, he was quickly torn apart by the monsters below.

...while the remaining two creatures, both a lighter blue color, headed for the center, close to where the party landed and where a small party still stood.





Anastasia crossed her arms as she stood atop the crate, rolling her eye's at Donnel's dismissive remark. She sighed as a third of the group seemed to agree with his suggestion and went off on their own way towards the east and west. Her eyes twitched violently for a brief moment, unhappy to be dealing once more with idiots.

A strange movement in the distance caught her sight and she narrowed her eyes, staring far ahead, spotting the ship still moored a ways off, their primary ride home. She watched, eyes slowly widening, as the ship began to descend, slowly than rapidly, into the ocean. Many followed her gaze and gawked, gasping and pointing, a commotion stirring among them.

"BORIS. EYEGLASS. NOW."

Her hunter rushed to their boat and picked up one of their bags, retrieving a bronze spyglass and handing it over. She extended it and peered through, watching in greater detail the sinking of the Rancid Eel, and the men jumping overboard.

She watched their struggle.

She watched them sink.

And the growing red patch blotting the sea that replaced them.

And then they heard that scream.

Her strongers senses picked up the faint motion, quickly heading for them.

"Fuck."

"Oi, lass, wha' ya seein' out there!? Wha's goin' on!?" One of the thugs called out.

She grinded her teeth and lept off the crate, turning to her men, her hunters, armed with poleaxe and blunderbuss, her initiates, armed with spear and shield and mace.

A cold fear washed over her.

And yet.

... This was going to be fun.

She grinned wolfishly, drinking in the rising adrenaline and the iron scent on the winds, her canines bearing, her initiates briefly gazing not at their pious lady, but the devil. The eyes of her hunters gleamed beneath their masks and hats.

They stood eager, some of them giggling.

Her initiates shook, some pale.

"OUR SHIP HAS FALLEN. PREPARE FOR IMMEDIATE COMBAT. SPEAR CIRCLE!" She barked sharply, her troop bolting into position, forming a circle of spear and interlocked shields further into the beach, her hunters armed with rifles at the ready inside, herself leaping into the inner circle and preparing her own, gazing at the waterfront.

Upon her first words a mass panic spread through the crowd of sellswords and brigands, many of the inexperienced and novice bolting for their landing craft and seeking to escape the death trap they had found themselves in, unaware of the danger about to spring upon them, feet dragging through the muddy water, desperate to set off their simple boats. The more experienced drew their weapon and followed her lead, backing off into the rocky terrain and sparse, sandy forest of the inner isle, looking for danger.

She watched the fools struggle, unknowing of the coming danger, her men and her slowly backing away, awaiting the specticle like a child.

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