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7 yrs ago
Current Laptop has suspiciously decided to have hard-drive failure two weeks after the warranty expired, so no RPing for me!
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Any in-progress RPs in need of some new blood? Drop me a PM!

Bio




Name:
Kyle (Obviously)

Age:
23

Gender:
Male

Sexuality:
I tend to like women

Occupation:
Criminologist

Location:
United Kingdom

Hobbies:
Gaming; Reading; Writing; Drinking; Sleeping; Napping; Snoozing; Eating; More Drinking; Kipping; and Laser-Tag.

A Random Interesting Fact:
I can make the dimple on my chin go up and down.

Warning:
I will vanish for months at a time because adult stuff. I'm also unlikely to post every day.



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Mysterium Dormum





“No, no, no. Not quite right, just a little extra touch of- hmm” Arthur mumbled quietly to himself as he toiled over his latest project. His desk was littered in ancient transcripts and tombs, odd ingredients, and a few cups of ‘failed attempts’. Realising that he was letting himself become frustrated, Arthur allowed himself a moments rest and fell softly backwards into his vintage leather chesterfield chair. Although old, with worn red leather and the odd stain, the chair was still rather comfortable and was practically Arthur’s second bed. He sat there for a good minute or so, letting his mind drift off and refresh itself, before slowly letting his eyes fall down to his charcoal waistcoat. ”Damn it.” he sighed, spotting a small stain on his clothing. Without thinking twice he grabbed his old wand from his desk and, with a small flick, removed the intrusive liquid from his visage. He didn’t use his old wand very often, but his current experiment required more delicateness that a staff like Namor would allow.

Frustration began to rise in him again, forcing him back to his feet and his brew. Pinches of rare and odd ingredients were grounded and sprinkled into the cup, with flicks of the wand manipulating the way that the components reacted in the mix. It was a precise procedure which left beads of sweat forming on Arthur’s brow. Several more minutes of witchcraft ensued before he was ready to once again try out the latest concoction. Taking the cup by his left hand, Arthur slowly raised it to his mouth. The subtle aromas quickly found their way up his nose and reminded him of hazel and butterscotch; and by extension his childhood. Then the liquid breached the cups edge and poured into his mouth, washing over his tongue. The flavour was smooth and delicate, with hints of nut, spice and something sweet.

”Mmmm. I think I’ve done it.” Arthur beamed, ”I’ve replicated the famous Coffee of the Moon Mountain! Fools thought they could keep their ancient recipe guarded for eternity but they were wrong! Should have ensured their ancestors tombs didn't contain the secrets!” He may have continued his victorious rambling were it not for the beacon calling him and the other regulators to the Map Room; instead he quickly pushed all his notes into a draw, grabbed his staff, and headed to the others.




"Morning everyone" Arthur said with a smile a nod as he entered the room and took a place beside Emory at the table. His face soon dropped though, because as his eyes gazed down towards the map and the dots of the caretakers blood, his previously cheery mood quickly eroded into a more serious one. He knew straight away that the caretaker had been scrying, and he knew how much pain that the poor soul went through each time. His eyes quickly darted around the room, between each young face, looking for the caretaker but he had already left. He would need to check up on him later.
I honestly don't care which case Sebastian does. But personally, I think the Candy Lady is more interesting! lol


I'm easy either way too.

P.S. Yay, someone new for Arthur to lecture!


Wolves asleep amidst the trees, Bats all a-swaying in the breeze,
But one soul lies anxious wide awake, Fearing all manner of ghouls, hags and wraiths.

Birds are silent for the night, Cows turned in as daylight dies, But one soul lies anxious wide awake.
For the witcher, brave and bold, Paid in coin of gold, He’ll chop and slice you, Cut and dice you.
Eat. You. Up. Whole. Eat. You. Whole.


-THEME-

Fan-Fiction | Fantasy | Monsters




The Setting (Messy WIP):

Set roughly fifty years before the events of the Witcher Game Series, and across the Great Sea on the non-canonical continent of Aridia. This RP sees players dropped into the Free City of Telchar, a large medieval metropolis ruled by an authoritarian religion and which is infested with all manner of monsters. One in particular has left a string of bodies in its wake and is causing the public to panic.

Will your character be one of the few Witchers on the Continent hunting monsters? A Warrior of the Church hellbent on chasing another players Witch? An assassin of Lords? Or maybe just a simple guard trying to fight battles way out their league?

This RP will be a mature one, containing strong themes like violence, sex and drugs. It also has a horror element to it. Please be warned.




Things to consider:


  • I want this to be as lore-friendly as possible. However I do acknowledge that this is fan-fiction and is set entirely in a non-canonical place. Still, no flame breathing flying Ogres or Lu Bu clones.
  • This RP won’t see players huddled together as part of a single team. Instead players will be given free-reign over what their character does, where they go, and who they do and do not speak to. Your player can form their own group and sit in the corner of the world in a cave for all I care. This not only encourages creativity but means that if someone drops out it doesn’t really have much of an effect. Also means people can join at will. I would prefer people to stay relatively close to the City for the time being though, purely for the sake of keeping everyone in the same time (if someone makes their character cross the sea and back in one post, they’re not going to be in the same point in time as other players).
  • You can have followers and create/kill NPCs at your will.
  • You can be any of the major races (e.g. Human, Elf, Dwarf). I will allow some monster players, depending on how good/balanced their Character Sheets are.



Background Lore

For this RP, you will definitely benefit from having read the books, played the games, or at least taking a look at the wiki. For those that aren’t too familiar with the series or those that are maybe just a bit rusty, here are some important bits of background lore of the Witcher World mixed with the new lore for this new location.



Map and Political Geography

This RP takes place on a new continent, across the Great Sea to the West of the Northern Kingdoms. For this RP, you can almost say that this is basically a different world wearing a Witcher Skin. There are many countries which I’ve mapped out, although for the most part many have names and geographical positions but little else – I’m happy for you guys and gals to fill in history and culture.

Here is a map that may help. Firstly is the larger map, and secondly is the small zoomed in Map which should be of more help. Because I intend this RP to (for the time being) be set mostly in the city of Telchar, you probably won’t need to look at these. But it might help when making a CS or making up back-stories. These maps are rough and don’t account for things like climate.






TL;DR – Witcher fan-fiction set in a different time and place to the original game-series (and books).

I actually put the OOC up first but not a single person has commented. So I thought I'd try advertise it more here. If this sounds crap or you're not interested, maybe comment or PM me why? I thought this would have been more popular, if nothing else because the games fanbase :S

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Updated the impressions on my character's sheet. Also, I'm easy when it comes to partners.
I got a little bored, so I made a preliminary "First Impression" sheet for Kieran. Hopefully this will help give you all an idea of what he is like on a more personal level.

Kieran’s Impressions~~


Stolen. If anything seems off let me know!


Mini-Wiki:


As the lore of this sub-world expands, this section will be populated with useful pieces of information. If you have suggestions for entries then please post them or PM. Sections on here might be marked "tbc", which more likely means that I don't have any ideas and/or I'm leaving it to be done by others.

To help you prioritise reading, I'll label each section as either "Important", "Handy" or "Fluff"


Map and Political Geography (Important)

This RP takes place on a new continent, across the Great Sea to the West of the Northern Kingdoms. For this RP, you can almost say that this is basically a different world wearing a Witcher Skin. There are many countries which I’ve mapped out, although for the most part many have names and geographical positions but little else – I’m happy for you guys and gals to fill in history and culture.

Here is a map that may help. Firstly is the larger map, and secondly is the small zoomed in Map which should be of more help. Because I intend this RP to (for the time being) be set mostly in the city of Telchar, you probably won’t need to look at these. But it might help when making a CS or making up back-stories. These maps are rough and don’t account for things like climate.






City of Telchar (Important)


Telchar is one of the ‘Five Free Cities’, which once meant that it did not form part of an Empire or Kingdom. This isn’t entirely accurate nowadays, nor important, but historic names are hard to change. It is still ruled over by a lord however, and is perhaps one of the most authoritarian places that you are likely to set foot in. The City has it’s own religion, dedicated to the Sea God Manannan, which most of the population adheres to. They do not tolerate crime (of any level) nor blasphemy (including magic and mutants), and sentence vast majority of deviants to death. Although technically neutral, Telchar is a major Arms Dealer and supplies the Kingdom of Himeria with most of its weapons, which has angered other states. It is divided into various districts, but although each is fairly distinct, each has its good and bad parts. It is one of the largest cities on the continent and since its founding, has never been successfully sieged. The City is ruled By Lord Krios.

Like any place, Telchar suffers from a range of socio-economic problems, as well as occult problems. Recently however there has been a sharp increase in the amount of monster sightings, and there has been a string of deaths which has sent many citizens into a panic.





Religion – Church of Manannan (Important)

Nearly a century and a half ago, during a great famine, a giant sea monster appeared just off the coast. According to reports from the time, the monster looked vaguely like a Kayran, but tens of times larger. Witchers at the time said that it would take an army of mages to kill such a beast. Fortunately for the city, the monster did not appear to be hostile although it did cause a small tsunami due to its size and proximity to the short. It only stayed in view for around half an hour before disappearing again.

The destruction the waves caused, although inconvenient, was very minor. Moreover, locals rejoiced as a ridiculous amount of fish was washed up on the short and city streets – a saving grace during such hardship. People began to call the monster a god, saying that it was Manannan – the Sea God. They claimed the waves it sent were both a warning of its power, and a token of its love (for it fed a starving population).

The Religion has grown considerable since and now has a Church and Abbey in Northwall. The vast majority of the population adheres to this religion. Although led by a council of five bishops, the Lord of Telchar is technically the head (although they rarely pass laws specific to the Church). They believe that all crime needs to be harshly punished, and believe that mages and mutants (including Witchers) need to be burned and fed to the sea.

A small sub-order called the Warriors of Manannan act like a secret police, seeking out and prosecuting the occult. Somewhat ironic principles given that they worship a literal monster. These Warriors typically will have to fork out for their own armour and weapons, or else take what scraps the Church is willing to bundle together for them. More prestigious members of the Church, including Inquisitors, may be supplied with fancier armour. The only consistent uniform for the Warriors is a dark blue featureless mask, which serves to mask their identity and instill fear.




Important NPCs (Handy)



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The Lost Bear School of Witchers (Handy)

Witchers are a relatively new addition to the continent. Around two hundred years ago, Witchers from the Bear School went on an expedition across the sea in search of a King’s Son. They never found the son, and it was only by sheer luck that they ever managed to make the voyage to these new lands, washing up on the shore of the Lilia Kingdom. The four Witchers, dismayed at the prevalence of monsters in these lands, created a new School – The Lost Bear School, as an adaption of theirs.

Understandably, most looked at Witchers with fear and skepticism. Rumours of child snatching, cruel experiments and magic, all added to the fear of the unknown. Although citizens of this continent have started to warm-up to Witchers over the last couple of centuries, they are still subject to discrimination. The only people openly accepting of the Witchers are the citizens of the Korathi Heartlands, who had previously been blighted by monsters. Now the Witchers share a home with the Dwarves of Mossdale Keep, an ancient underground keep.

Notable Witchers:
  • BLERG MC BLERGSON - LURDER OF WERCHERS
  • Jaspar (Deseaed) - An elderly Witcher recently burned alive in Telchar.
  • Kieran - A young Witcher currently travelling in Telchar with his Werewolf accomplice.




Other Countries and their inhabitants (Handy/Fluff)





Beastiary

In addition to the already impressive Bestiary of the Witcher series, below you can find some new variants as well as original monsters that appear in this RP.

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