Robeatics said
I can only pray I end up in a situation like that. I mean, I'm about 70% into women and nonbinaries and 30% into dudes/more masculine people, so I could probably be okay everywhere I go. I'm just too shy! Aughhh! The last girlfriend I had, we kissed maybe twice (after a lot of nervousness) and broke up (mutually) within a month. Granted, we were both very shy, so it might have been sort of doomed. :/
You are adorable and I'd like to adopt you, please.
I've had two girlfriends in my life... which is still not a great record. One was pretty much a worst case scenario and the other one I met on tumblr and dated for six months but we never really got to the whole, well, meeting thing, she being from Alabama and all. The skype calls weren't enough and our undying affection, alas, died. So, yeah, I'm not a Casanova either, but I go on enough casual dates with girls in the area to have a couple of good stories for you.