FreeElk

Slam Poetry Thread

"The world is mine"
Said the boy of nine,
Not knowing the size of it.

"I'm big and mean"
Said the grumpy teen,
Not knowing when to quit.

Its a natural response
To try to ensconce,
The world with your great import.

But like your effluent gas,
Expelled from your ass,
Your words are an airy retort.

Ban the Person above you

(Hammerlessly) banned for running off

Slam Poetry Thread

This thread has lost its slam
And I need no diagram
To show you just where
Your poetic air,
Your empty rhyming gas,

Needs to be shoved,
(With a hand well gloved).
Right up your now slammed ass.

Sorry about any offense ^^;

After writing this I thought I better look up slam poetry....it turns out it isn't supposed to be people insulting each other through poetry, just competing... (I grew up with someone being 'slammed' being slang for being insulted, like 'burned', more commonly, is).

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, however once you read someone else's thoughts you can no longer read your own...so unless your victim thinks to turn off a superpower they don't have then you can only experience their thoughts and lose your own identity. (still easy to toggle...just unlikely)

I wish for the immediate, irreversible heat death of the universe.

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted...but you have to work really hard for it...like anyone else.

I wish I was telepathic.

>=< Game

Communism=Fascism

Sci-fi or magic

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, but its offensive and rude.

I wish for hugs

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted...they die through exhaustion of attempting to keep up with your desires as the new brood mare. You're now (somehow) pregnant with the next generation of ponies.

(oops, Neo got in first)

Granted, you get a loli army...but the translation wasn't clear and you now have an army of lolly-pops, you eat them all and it turns out you're diabetic and fall into a coma.

I wish my mind wasn't so twisted ^^;

Ban the Person above you

Banned for crushing the happy delusions of little Neo that work and play aren't the same.

You are able to see into the future. How does the avatar above you die?

Your sense of humor was so sharp you've cut yourself on it and are now lying in a pool of your own blood, sarcasm and punchlines.