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*Blinks and shifts my gaze from where it was to you*
*gulps in the silence then slowly closes the door*
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*gulps in the silence then slowly closes the door*
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I wanted to see your face when you opened the door and-
*Notices the gun tossed to the side and stares at it silently with my mouth frozen open mid-sentence*
*swipes my hand and it slides away from view*
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*Pouts*
It’s Violet. Let me iiiiin!
*opens the door*
Oh, hey Violet. How are you?
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…
You stink, you know that?
*screams and throws the shotgun*
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*The doorknob wiggles around for a couple moments*
*tenses up as I watch the door*
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Just open up! Don’t even get me started on your rent situation!
You apparently got the key! Open it!
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Don’t make me get my key!
*aims the shotgun at the door*
I got a key for you!
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I slipped a notice under your door last week! Now you’ve got thirty seconds before I’m comin’ in!
*shakes my fist*
We don't have inspections because we bought this home!
*grabs a shotgun from under the couch and loads a round*
*A knock is heard at the apartment door followed by the voice of your landlord*
Inspection! Open up!
Inspection?! Wait no! That doesn't sound right!
*sprints to the door*
Buzz off, booger lips!
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That’s what I was thinking. Still weird though. Maybe it’s a conspiracy by Big Filter.
Big Filter, huh? Alright, and I thought Isis was the weird one.
*eats a slice from my box*
I can probably get us some good ones.
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